God Who Cares? (Atheist) - DeYtH Banger, VeNgeR GrEenTag (feel good books .txt) 📗

become astonishingly famous.”

- Dan Baker

“Live your own life. If you are reasonable and kind, you will discover that meaning is not handed to you from on high; it emerges naturally from your own life-driven purpose.”

- Dan Baker Comedy (Bible)

 Note: Little Explanation... this here is analysis of God by using comedy and reading the bible... so what you are seeing here from the "Comedy" it's analysis from page 1 up to 54 page... so the shit here is legit.

Comedy: Bible

 By DeYtH Banger



Oh… I love it … I love this topic… it's not momma's boy… it's not a disease… it's not something from which people escape… the truth is


FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
AND YES AGAIN FUCK YOU

FUCK RELIGION
FUCK RELIGIOUS PEOPLE
AND FUCK ALL THOSE FAT RELIGIOUS PRICKS
FUCK 'EM

SMALL
BIG
DISEASED
Imputated




All kinds of man kind, I went for five days in christian home it was kinda a hell… it's not the problem you don't listen… but you don't define freedom…



YOU CAN'T SAY
YOU ARE FREE TO GO
AND IN THE SAME TIME YOU SHOULD STAY AT LEAST 2 WEEKS A GUY GOES WOTH THEN A GUY COMES AND SAYS STAY AT LEAST MORE THAN 2 MONTHS THEN FEW FUCKS… AROUND… COME ALONG AND SAY… I HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE 2015…
2014… 2000…


OH FUCK YOU
FUCK THOSE WACKOS



I am okay… totally fine… I don't have need or feeling to sell my soul to invisible shit… totaly those bible words or whatever holy fuck it is… muscles or weak spot… fuck it… fuck bible… It's devil himself… also the definion of wacko is beliving in invisible objects and things… god is not different objects or things… if you got a group of christian and all see God deffirently… it's definetly not a free spirit shit… it's delusional full mastery… atheist can't become a theist… it's just not possible…

And okay if you gonna believe in God… you definetly need to cut off your weird vocabulary words… (it's definetly… devil himself… of flip shit mastery) stop being so chill (god is watching… and this does definetly mean that he is sadistic and a pervert)…stop being so nice (nice guys… finish last… P.S.: middle finger is my opener)

Probably my explanation is trying drugs or alcohol… the main reason is something… is broken in you… and also atheist… becoming theist… probably the main reason is the deeper need of "feeling and having the need to be part of a group."

And don't throw right now the bullshit that youvare a loner… and you go alone and you don't need anyone… if youbare believer… you got a pervert in your pocket… white… black… yellow… all types of colour get a sexual charge of sexual harrasment. I hate fat religious people… deeper there we see a person who is selfish… who eats too much and nothing cool about that… stop saying… fat people are strong…..


THEY ARE FAT
SWEATY AND LAZY

THAT'S THE TRUTH
AND RIGHT HERE I CALLED THEM ON THEOR BULLSHIT


WHO THA FUCK DECIDES WHICH AND WHAT… AND HOW SHOULD BE INEPRETATED... I FOUND OUT THAT I AM SELFISH AND AWFUL AND HYPROCITE
…


What we know from this is fuck off… my life… ky problems. The last thing on the list is becoming a schizophrenic… okay… invisible… force… ghosts


FUCKING GROW UP
OKAY


LOVE THY MOM
LISTEN TO THY PARENTS

HOW ABOUT BUTCHER THY GOD… WHY… MY DICK IS UP AND WANT TO RAPE THIS GUY OUT THERE… WHY BECAUSE IT'S A HELL OF A RIDE



I want to buy one of those  bibles… and burn few of them… it's the big… cosmo… jokes…

Bible alll and everything is all about sacrafice and horrible shit and nothing really helping or fixing problems… so fuck religion on all bases…


YOU WANT FOUNDATIONS


If you get few horses… raped with huge big God… dicks… I am going to believe in God or lets say… the big God trick not the magician… devil trick is…

God is to start killing people who live house with a BIG BOWL OF FOOD… THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS NEED GOD… THOSE SELFISH IDIOSTIC… FUCKS NEED GOD… SKINNY GUY…  FUCK YOU ON ALL BASES… I HATE THOSE FAT BEARDED GUYS WITH WACKY NAMES… FUCK EM… ONE BY ONE AND ALL OF THEM.




End of argument, fucking stop putting the good shot under God and the bad shit under somebody else…


GOD PLEASE MAKE ME BANG YOUR MOM

Comedy: Bible (2)

 By DeYtH Banger



Oh Old Testament…. Oh this fucking Old Testament God shown in thy image of horrible beast.. and if we need to check out the essay or whatever those texts are… we are going to see that with that "same repeating bullshit"… "God"… "God"



THAT'S ONE OF THOSE BRAINWASHING TECHIQUES AND FUCK GOD AGAIN


WHY I LOVE THAT KINDA OF PROCESS




God let mankind name creatures… so bibke so far from my knowledge says that we have freedom… but religious people say that the New Testament is the beginning and the end of modern time…




MY QUESTION… IS DIDN'T YOU HAD ENOUGH FOOD AND WATCHED ENOUGH SPORT?



Religious people say that we don't have freedom…
So fuck um… first commandment…


Should be



1) You religious pricks.. ambigious… and full of fallacy... stop cherry pick the bible you either believe in all or in none.


What type of narrator that… creating a beast and then saying "it was good"… AND FUCK SIDEBACK RELIGIOUS INTEPRETATIONS



I was cut of yesterday by a religious person…Cut of from reading the bible… we are talking theist godlike level… Theist needs faith… faith is food and definetly nothing to do with understanding.

God is a human okay… I see down there under creation of "thy image" - shit…There I can see mankind signature! Fuck the word "said"… just too many times… you either accept cheating orFUCK OFF!
Okay… I definetly need explanation of how invisible force gets tired? Your omnicient … and you need a break… first of all so far bible is a huge fictional lie.. second of all… no answers at all and definetly the last thing on the table for doubling… is human signature we go right near the "seven day break".



SOME PEOPLE SAY BIBLE SAYS WHAT YO DO… AND WHAT NOT TO DO!



To be honest… it's not possible such a tribal fictional story… to have any type of help in modern times.



STOP REPEATING AND GOING ROUND.
. ROUND…. CIRCLE BULLSHIT
LORD… GOD.… HERE IS A SIGN

FUCK YOU!


Okay now multiply and get involved in sexuality then freedom off and then… we got strict rules… new testament goes as far as Jesus… get killed for us. Fuck you Jesus… I won't be in your place… first of all… because it's brainless… shit!

Fucked up shit, words… how about meeet FUCK YOU SCENARIO?
Such a horrible story… no intro of characters… horrible… plot and nothing really going about of characters… IF I WAS A PERSON WHO NEEDS TO PUT SOMETHING LIKE RESULT ON THIS SHIT IT WILL BE 0 OUT OF 10…

WHY?

Who tha fuck is Adah… jadal… it sounds definetly muslim bullshit… and also brain… wash shit.
Begat?
Fucked up narrator… back to story… back to where it was… I HAVE HUGE BOWL OF QUESTIONS!???



Where is… jadal.. abah… adah..  I mean… where are those fucks?
And who the hell gives you right to go back?
HOW ABOUT YOU GET MY FULL LEVEL OF DISAPROVAL?

Comedy: Bible (3)

 By DeYtH Banger



So let me go with logic… sons and daughters 800 years… Adam… 130… what type of ironic God is this?


TAKE A BREAK… DEEP SHIT!
Seth 912 years old…
None ppssible okay… those numbers are wuite huge!
130 us okay up to 200… but "912"… quite huge!


Maahaael… fuck that guy… we are going total boost of family tree how about getting a dick?
Right against your mouth?
Full narrow family tree!
Now Jared 962 years… what type of bullshit is that?



THE LIST GETS BIGGER AND BIGGER
WE GPT A MIRACLES WALKING ON WATER… TURNING WATER INTO WINE… AND DEFINETLY THE LAST IS PREMISE OF ALCOHOLISM...

WHAT'S WRONG WITH JESUS… WRONG FATHER?
MOTHER GOT GANG RAPED AND NOW HE IS BECOMING A NEW HERO IN MARVEL COMICS?

OKAY I DEFINETLY LIKE JARED 962 YEARS HAS LIVED… IT'S HARD… TO IMAGINE… THE CREATOR OF HOLY BOOK IS A RICH WACKOOOO

A NEW HARRY POTTER ADVENTURE STORY



Why the helll… god has snart abd wise and witty shit… I hate that hero… he is invisible and vets tge best shit on the market. Total… wack job!

"The Earth was corrupt… before God" - What tha fuck… really corrupted before with violence… how is that possible?
He created the Earth and while doing that he decided to put little fun and let's sell some twist ans definetly by god I see thy author… aka mankind… also known as… human….

So creating something goes with huge bowl of insecurity?
Flesh?
Really?
Insulting first and second… we need to burn christians… their fucking flesh!



New names… new places… okay… you lost me… I DON'T CARE!
Habatu is left hand of Damatacus… how about fuck you?
I don't care… about left hands… I care about snakes talking and burning talking bush… we are talking extreme dose of drugs.


"Fear not Abraham… I am thy shield".. such a horrible line… you buddy you got dry sense 
of humor.
Stars can't be numbered… stop cherry picking and don't say bull you christian pricks…


DEFINETLY "SHHHHHH"


"Darkness fell
Fowl went
Birds devide"

What is this?
- Poetry class?
Come be more serious.… I am not here to hear your less minded shit!

Hagar… shur.. i know those names old…