Diary 2 - DeYtH Banger (english novels for beginners TXT) 📗

FEW HOURS WITH THEM, WHEN STUFF SUSPENSEFUL YOU JUST BECOME NICE AND LEAVE THE CONVERSATION.

You could lie like

"I have work to do."

"I have to go and finish watching *The Series"

*The Series - Put the name of the series

"I have to go and finish watching the *The Film"

*The Film - Put the name of the Movie

"It's getting too late... I am going to go."

....

Or you can be honest with them... If you study... tell them that you should go home to study or If you go to fitness tell them... like

"In period *Insert Time and *Insert Time, I should be in the Fitness.. . AS ALREADY KNOW I WANT TO Fix my shape... GETT FEW WEIGHTS DOWN... GET SOME MUSCLES."


7. Original

- Come on bitch don't cry... I HAVEN'T CRIED FROM A VERY LONG TIME AND I HAVE FORGOTTEN THE WHOLE FEELING OF IT.


PEOPLE TALKING TO DOGS... BIRDS ... PETS LOOK CRAZY.. . DON'T THEY?


The truth here is if you want results you should try to be Original. Day 6

 Now it's little bit late and I am trying to understand the behavior of M.D. House by Using George Carlin.

So far:

Critical Thinker Black Humor (He Likes to play with it)

1. Comedy
(A lot of time spend time in accepting our self-  That's what Tom Papa is trying to tell us, Louis C.K. and Even Him Norton. NOBODY all here stand up comedians is saying the same... all these comedians are pointing out specific topics in which they are very well familiar.

George Carlin - I have been around him since yesterday up today from the mornig up to now... right now. 00:23... Not all day but in the frame of 2-3 hours. 


What I found interesting is that he likes to reveal the truth about politicians, politics and many other topics in a humorous way even expressing his opinion in a funny way.)

2. Chat

(I had a small talk with new people... SONE OF THEM WERE BY ME FORCED TO TALK TO ME... OTHERS WERE JUST OPEN AND READY TO TALK TO "ME".... 13 OUT 10 PEOPLE....

My Challange was to talk to 10 Strangers ... But today I had a small conversation with 13 Strangers.)

3. Jerking Off

- I just saw a bitch on the street... and I wanted to fuck... to fuck.. .. but I don'T WANT TO JERK-OFF so my question is 


 ARE BOTH THINGS THE SAME?

IS IT PUTTING FLESH INSIDE A FLESH... OR PUTTING FLESH INSIDE HAND


4. Topics

- Different variety of topics ... My conversations with strangers make a strike.


5. God Bless Ya

( He doesn't exist... feels like I am trying to insult you in the most nicest way. Which has been ever told by the nation or HAS IT BEEN?)

Day 7

Days are going fast sometimes stuff happen which you just don't understand.



1. Work Out

- I am working out on my body... building some muscles.... walking and typical stuff. But this is a routine since 1 Month.

2. Challenge

- Once again I completed again my challange I was little worried and made some mistakes.But still I tried to talk to new people first day in about 6 People, second 7-8... then 13....and now I am planning something like 15-16 New People to talk to. Of Course once again, we are talking again about strangers. Not some people which I know but strangers.!


3. This Are The Points


- And looks like those are the points... (I am sorry that I was late... but I was tired yesterday, but I had first 6-7 conversations easy... then it come a momment when I thought that I won't finish my challange and started to I force conversations it became into 8... then 9... again a force made by me and again was feeling like I will fail after all there were few more numbers until 13 and I  need to find strangers and to find a good topic the bad neews about this is that I am alone it sucks!
...

Better to be with someone which I know and it's going in a way which is much fun that....


But, Yesterday wasn't the only example of forced conversation I had one of those and before... I have done it and before... but there are and conversations out of free-will. It's awesome after all there are people which are interested in talking to me... WITHOUT ME-FORCING.


- There are days which "You Can't close the Conversation" - Which sucks I remember those days and they are like a nightmare... WALKING INSIDE MY MIND!

Chapter 8

 Note: I am going to hurt myself, so????
WHO GIVES A 'UCK?

 

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P.S. = Nope, it's not a tutorial!

SCP-2928

 

Item #: SCP-2928

 

Object Class: Euclid (formerly Keter)

 

Special Containment Procedures: Agents globally embedded in law enforcement agencies and tabloid media are to monitor incoming information for possible SCP-2928 sightings and activity. Suspected SCP-2928 sightings are to be investigated by MTF Beta-19 ("Nightingales"), and confirmed instances are to be contained if possible or terminated if necessary. SCP-2928 instances are to be contained in separate standard humanoid containment units within Site ██. Personnel that come into direct contact with SCP-2928, including all members of MTF Beta-19, must maintain a mental comprehension of SCP-2928 as outlined by the components of Operation KUDZU.

 

Operation KUDZU is to remain in effect indefinitely. Operation KUDZU is designed to create and prolong existing media that effectively acts as an anti-meme toward SCP-2928. Creators of media that qualify are to be contacted in an effort to extend the duration of their work, but are not to be given any factual information about the Foundation or its goals. Once acquired, KUDZU content creators are to be placed under Foundation protection.

 

Although the exact date of the breach is unknown, on 12/02/1996 it was discovered the effects of SCP-2928 had extended to all SCP-2928 documentation. As such, the memetic trigger within this document has been expunged to prevent perception alterations within personnel, and all possible future triggers will similarly be expunged. Those with sufficient clearance, and who have been effectively inoculated against the effects of SCP-2928, have been given access to an unedited interview containing otherwise expunged data.

 

Description: SCP-2928 are humanoids that, while in an Alpha Phase, cause hallucinations1 in those who observe them. An Alpha Phase is a voluntary action, and causes SCP-2928 to appear as the affected subject conceptually understands [DATA EXPUNGED], an effect which carries over to video and photographs. The most common hallucinatory effect is an inability to detect SCP-2928, due to the common stereotype of [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-2928 are otherwise anatomically and genetically identical to non-anomalous humans. Most SCP-2928 display a rudimentary knowledge of other anomalies, and on rare occasions wield anomalous items as weapons and tools.

 

SCP-2928 publicizing information to perpetuate the intended effect of being undetectable have been confirmed as early as the 15th century. The United States experienced a dramatic increase in media concerning [DATA EXPUNGED] during the 1980s, primarily in the movie industry. SCP-2928 activity showed a marked increase due to these spikes in public conception of [DATA EXPUNGED], and the resulting increased effectiveness of SCP-2928 being undetectable.

 

In 1999, ███████ ████ began the serialization of the ██████ series. The content of this series resulted in viewers regarding [DATA EXPUNGED] as much more conspicuous entities, weakening the intended effectiveness of the SCP-2928 anomaly. While it is unknown if the creator intended to combat SCP-2928, the Foundation successfully increased the duration of the series with the creation of Operation KUDZU. With the continued moderate success of Operation KUDZU, Object Class has officially been changed from Keter to Euclid.

 

- Clearance Accepted. Displaying SCP-2928-13 Interview

SCP-2928-13: I'm a ninja!

 

Dr. Suzuki: <Chuckles> Yes, I understand that. I can still see you. Though you look like a Japanese theater stagehand to me.

 

SCP-2928-13: <Laughs> Worth a shot. I freaked the janitor out once. <SCP-2928-13 ends Alpha Phase> Alright, go ahead.

 

Dr. Suzuki: Can you explain to me what your organization hopes to accomplish?

SCP-2928-13: First off, I'm not a member anymore. You know that. As for what we did, we made ends meet. Kill folks, steal stuff, get paid. That's really it, at least for the grunts like me. They're magical mercs for hire, nothing more. Same thing for hundreds of years. They just like doing it unnoticed. So they played with your database a bit back in… was it '95?

Dr. Suzuki: 1996. <Checks notes> Can you tell me about the Alpha Phase, the cause of the hallucinations?

 

SCP-2928-13: It's a hidden discipline of ninjutsu. Officially there are only eighteen, but this is number twenty-one. We go through this ritual, and we bind ourselves to an idea. So we were supposed to be ultra-stealthy, you know? Because that's what everyone thinks ninjas are.

 

Dr. Suzuki: How have recent developments within pop culture affected the organization?

SCP-2928-13: It's ridiculous. My father didn't have to deal with this. He was a master assassin, one with the night. I was too, for a while. Then in the early 2000s things changed, any mission ran the risk of being a giant neon sign if the wrong person was around. We tried solving the problem the good old-fashioned way, but we kept running into problems. You guys, no doubt. Then things went wrong during an assassination in Somalia, I had to go