Reddit Collection (Fresh-Short #9) - DeYtH Banger (best smutty novels .txt) 📗

Pizza #2

 by VideoGameJeff

 

 

I was delivering to a hospital one night and I went in the doors that were on the delivery description. I wound up at a check-in desk where no one was around. Behind me were several recovery rooms, all with lights out. I looked around for anyone who might have placed the order but ended up just hanging at the desk for a few more minutes. From the room directly to my right I could hear a sad, weak voice say "I just want to go hoooommmee...". I turned and saw a man with several tubes in and out of him, his lamp was faintly lit, and he was locking eyes with me. At that moment the person who ordered showed up at the desk, and we did the little pizza exchange. As I turned around to leave I looked into the room where the guy with the tubes was and there was NO ONE there. No light on, no tubes, and no sign that any on had even used the bed. I made sure it was the correct room by pretending to forget where the exit door was and examined a few of the rooms, all of which empty.

Still freaks me out.

Pizza #3

 by ZebruhZerg

 

 

 

Oh boy do I have a story to tell. I was the day driver at the pizza place I was working at. On my usual grind I hit the second house of my double and knock on the door. Oh and it was an online order forgot to add that. So I get to the door real shitty house in a nice neighborhood but they had some really nice cars. So I knock wait about a minute guy comes up and just starts yelling "who the fuck ordered pizza?!" So I get a little nervous and think I went to the wrong house. I hear in the background "I did" real subtle voice so the guy says to come in, which I don't wanna do seeing as I had about a grand in cash on me. Dudes fucking persistent though so I walk in and he leads me to the kitchen, as I turn into the living room/ kitchen area I see a girl who looked 21 but had been hit by a truck on the couch with a needle in her arm. Instantly I just wanted to run. Never seen someone do heroine before and I really didn't want to stay to see what happens, the guy tells me to put the pizzas on the counter and starts yelling "bitch how the fuck are we gonna pay for these?!" Me shouting my pants almost said that they were free she says to use the wad in the drawer, guy pulls out a drawer probably a billion dollars and like 3 pistols in this thing, I'm sweating now he pulls all the guns out leaves them on the counter and gives me 50 bucks on a 19 dollar Oder and says keep the change as I turn to run the fuck out his buddies come in the back door saying they got the hook up on some crack and just start smoking it right then and there. Me innocent 18 year old from the nicest place in Texas was so scared they were gonna fucking shoot me. I get back to my car and go about 100 back to the store and blocked them from ever ordering from us again. I have so many stories about shit like that it's crazy.

I walked into a floor that should not have been.

 by PETEJOZ

 

 

 

I deliver pizzas.

 

I was making a delivery to a regular customer in a building that I have been at a few dozen times. Everything was going smoothly; he buzzed me up, I gave him his order, and I left. He lives on the fourth floor, so I always take the stairs because it is quicker. The building has two stairwells that lead from the lobby to every other floor above it, and a separate stairwell that leads to the basements and parking garage below the lobby. So, looking at the elevators you see a hallway to your left and a hallway to your right. In both hallways there are two doors that lead to stairwells and a bunch of other doors that lead elsewhere. There is one door leads to the "up" stairwell and the other to the "down" stairwell. There are also a few miscellaneous things like fire extinguishers, hanging exit signs, and plants. The hallway has a deep green floor, puke green walls, and a cream-coloured ceiling.

Now, I gave him the pizza, took the money, and made my way to the stairwell.

 

I had this weird feeling. You know the one? The one that everybody talks about when something is about to happen? The kind where you feel a squeezing in your stomach and a heat on the back of your neck.

I made my way down the stairwell and the feeling increased. I quickly ended up at the very bottom. All that separated me from the hallway leading to the lobby was the door. I felt as if I should not open it, but I was busy so I pushed the feeling aside and stepped into the hallway.

 

The first thing I felt was confusion. The hallway was completely different from the one I was expecting. It was entirely white. Spotless, as if someone had just cleaned it. I remember it looked very smooth. Gone were the objects and doors, except for two doors on either end of the hallway. I started walking to one of the doors, but stopped. Something inside me told me I was in a very wrong place. For some reason my brain translated that into "hey, dummy, you are in the basement." So I went back through the door and started heading up the stairs when I realized that the basement had a seperate entrance from the lobby. I went back down and looked back and forth. The hallway was still completely different and I saw no way to get to the lobby.

 

At this point I got really scared. Really scared. I am not a person who gets scared over something like that as I tend to be levelheaded and calm, but I was terrified. I sprinted up the stairs onto the second floor and took the elevator down, exiting into the lobby.

I have had many more deliveries to that building and that customer, but I never experienced such an odd thing again.

 

 

What could have happened? Has anyone heard of similar experiences?

Edit: To clarify the stairs. Imagine walking down a hallway. You come across two doors side by side. You open one door and see stairs leading up. You open the other door and see stairs leading down. Another pair of such doors is located on the opposite side of the building. So, the first door will take you to every floor above you and the second door will take you to the basement and the garage.

[ME] Nightly encounters in the middle of nowhere in germany

 by  852Foofer

 

 

When I was 20 I used to work as a pizza delivery guy in a small city in northern germany. On my way home I had to drive a few miles on a remote state street (?) that lead through forest and farmland.

 

One night - it must have been around 1am - there was a HUGE thunderstorm and I had to drive slowly and careful. When I came to a road junction I noticed a figure standing in the middle of the road. It looked like a tall and slender man in a long black leather cloak with a hood. At first I thought it was someone who had an accident and was looking for help but when my headlights hit the figure I noticed that the cloak - especially the hood - appeared to be empty. Also my headlights did not illuminate the cloak like they should have. It was just the lightning reflecting on the smooth, wet surface that allowed me to see the shape.

 

Of course I floored the gas pedal and went as fast as I dared. A couple of miles later I ran into the same or at least a very similar figure - again standing right in the middle of the road and not moving at all. This time I didn't even slow down and rushed right past it. Scared me to death.

 

A couple of weeks later - this time no thunderstorm, just a beautiful warm summer night - I encountered another creature right where I saw the black figure before. It looked like giant deer but without fur and pale grey/white skin. It was extremely skinny - almost skeletal like and had an abnormally long and thin tail. It ran alongside the road and kept pace with me quite easily as I drove past it. Only when I slammed the gas pedal and went suicidally fast it started to fall behind and eventually disappeared in a crop field.

The very next day I quit my job and never used that road at night again.

Also - please excuse my icky english. I am no native speaker.