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that I see her take out a pencil and a piece of paper out of her portmonny, and a little stick, and she went to makinā€™ some verses, a measurinā€™ ā€™em careful as she wrote ā€™em, and when she handed ā€™em to me they wuz named

ā€œA LAY ON A CAR;
ā€œ or
ā€œTHE LESSON OF A LOCOMOTIVE.ā€

ā€œOh cars that bearest us on; oh cars that run
If backward thou didst go, we should not near
The place we started for at break of sun;
The place we love, with love devout, sincere.

ā€œOh! snortinā€™ Engine, didst thou not so snort
Thou wouldst not start, and lo! we seeā€”
Our sorrowsā€™ hidden griefs, they do not come for nort
They start the Locomotive, Life, with screechinā€™ agony

ā€œOh passengers that wail, and dread the screech,
Wail not; but lift eyes oā€™er the chimney top
As they bend over the Locomotive; beach
Thy hopes on fairer shores, a sweeter crop.ā€

After I had read it and handed it back to her, she sez, ā€œDonā€™t you think I improve on the melody and rhythm of my poetry? I take this little stick with me now wherever I go, and measure my lines by it. They are jest of a length, I am very particular; you know you advised me to be.ā€

ā€œYes,ā€ sez I mechaniklly, ā€œbut I didnā€™t mean jest that.ā€ Sez I, ā€œthe poetry I wuz a thinkinā€™ on, is measured by the soul, the enraptured throb of heart and brain; it donā€™t need takinā€™ a stick to it. Howsumever,ā€ sez I, for I see she looked sort a disapinted, ā€œhowsumever, if you have measured ā€™em, they are probable about the same length: it is a good sound stick, I haint no doubt;ā€ and I kinder sithed.

And she sez, ā€œWhat do you think of the first verse? Haint that verse as true as fate, or sadness, or anything else you know of?ā€

ā€œOh yes,ā€ sez I candidly, ā€œyes; if the cars run backwards we shouldnā€™t go on; that is true as anything can be. But if I wuz in your place, Ardelia,ā€ sez I, ā€œI wouldnā€™t write any more to-day. It is a kind of muggy damp day. It is a awfully bad day for poetry to-day. And,ā€ sez I, to get her mind offen it, ā€œHave you seen anything of my companionā€™s specks?ā€

And that took her mind offen poetry and she went a huntinā€™ for ā€™em, on the seat and under the seat. She hunted truly high and low and at last she found ā€™em on my pardnerā€™s foretop, the last place any of us thought of lookinā€™. And she never said another word about poetry, or any other trouble, nor I nuther.

Chapter V.
WE ARRIVE AT SARATOGA.

We arrived at Saratoga jest as sunset with a middlinā€™ gorgeous dress on wuz a walkinā€™ down the west and a biddinā€™ us and the earth good-bye. There wuz every color you could think on almost, in her gown and some stars a shininā€™ through the floatinā€™ drapery and a half moon restinā€™ up on her cloudy foretop like a beautiful orniment.

(I sā€™pose mebby it is proper to describe sunset in this way on goinā€™ to such a dressy place, though it haint my style to do so, I donā€™t love to describe sunset as a female and donā€™t, much of the time, but I love to see things correspond.)

Wall, we descended from the cars and went to the boardinā€™ place provided for us beforehand by the look out of friends. It wuz a good place, there haint no doubt of that, good folks; good fare and clean.

Ardelia parted away from us at the depo. She wuz a goinā€™ to board to a smaller boardinā€™ house kepā€™ by a second cousin of her fatherā€™s brotherā€™s wifeā€™s aunt. It wuz her fatherā€™s request that she should get her board there on account of its beinā€™ in the family. He loved ā€œto see relations hang together;ā€ so he said, and ā€œget their boards of each other.ā€ But I thought then, and I think now, that it wuz because they asked less for the board. Deacon Tutt is close. But howsumever Ardelia went there, and my companion and me arrove at the abode where we wuz to abide, with no eppisode only the triflinā€™ one of the driver beinā€™ dretful mistook as to the price he asked to take us there.

I thought, and Josiah thought, that 50 cents wuz the outlay of expendatur he required to carry us where we would be; it wuz but a short distance. But no! He said that 5 dollars wuz what he said, that is, if we heard anything about a 5. But he thought we wuz deef, and dident hear him. He thought he spoke plain, and said 4 dollars for the trip.

And on that price he sot down immovible. They arged, and Josiah Allen even went so far as to use language that grated on my nerve, it wuz so voyalent and verginā€™ on the profane. But there the man sot, right onto that price, and he had to me the appeerance of one who wuz goinā€™ to sot there on it all night. And so rather than to spend the night out doors, in conversation with him, he a settinā€™ on that price, and Josiah a shakinā€™ his fist at it, and a jawinā€™ at it, I told Josiah that he had better pay it. And finally he did, with groaninā€™s that could hardly be uttered.

Wall, after supper (a good supper and enough onā€™t), Josiah proposed that we should take a short walk, we two alone, for Ardelia wuz afar from us, most to the other end of the village, either asleep or a writinā€™ poetry, I didnā€™t know which, but I knew it wuz one or the other of ā€™em. And I wuz tired enough myself to lay my head down and repose in the arms of sleep, and told my companion so, but he said:

ā€œOh shaw! Let old Morpheus wait for us till we get back, thereā€™ll be time enough to rest then.ā€

Josiah felt so neat, that he wuz fairly beginninā€™ to talk high learnt, and classical. But I didnā€™t say nothinā€™ to break it up, and tied on my bonnet with calmness (and a double bow knot) and we sallied out.

Soon, or mebby a little after, for we didnā€™t walk fast on account of my deep tucker, we stood in front of what seemed to be one hull side of a long street, all full of orniments and open work, and pillows, and flowers, and carvinā€™s, and scallops, and down between every scollop hung a big basket full of posys, of every beautiful color under the heavens. And over all, and way back as fur as we could see, wuz innumerable lights of every color, gorgeousness a shininā€™ down on gorgeousness, glory above, a shininā€™ down on glory below. And sweet strains of music wuz a floatin, out from somewhere, a shininā€™ somewhere, renderinā€™ the seen fur more beautiful to all 4 of our wraptured ears.

And Josiah sez, as we stood there nearly rooted to the place by our motions, and a picket fence, sez he dreamily,

ā€œI almost feel as if we had made a mistake, and that this is the land of Beuler.ā€ And he murmured to himself some words of the old him:

ā€œOh Beuler land! Sweet Beuler land!ā€

And I whispered back to him and sezā€”ā€œHush they donā€™t have brass bands in Beulah land.ā€

And he sez, ā€œHow do you know what they have in Beuler?ā€

ā€œWall,ā€ sez I, ā€œā€™taint likely they do.ā€

But I donā€™t know as I felt like blaminā€™ him, for it did seem to me to be the most beautiful place that I ever sot my eyes on. And it did seem fairly as if them long glitterinā€™ chains and links of colored lights, a stretchinā€™ fur back into the distance sort a begoned for us to enter into a land of perfect beauty and Pure Delight.

And then them glitterinā€™ chains of light would jine onto other golden, and crimson, and orange, and pink, and blue, and amber links of glory and hang there all drippinā€™ with radiance, and way back as fur as we could see. And away down under the shininā€™ lanes the white statues stood, beautiful snow-white females, a lookinā€™ as if they enjoyed it all. And the lake mirrowed back all of the beauty.

Right out onto the lake stood a fairy-like structure all glowinā€™ with big drops of light and every glitterinā€™ drop reflected down in the water and the fountain a sprayinā€™ up on each side. Why it sprayed up floods of diamonds, and rubys, and sapphires, and topazzes, and turkeys, and pearls, and opals, and sparklinā€™ ā€™em right back into the water agin.

And right while we stood there, neerly rooted to the spot and gazinā€™ through extacy and 2 pickets, the band gin a loud burst of melody and then stopped, and after a minute of silence, we hearn a voice angel-sweet a risinā€™ up, up, like a lark, a tender-hearted, golden-throated lark.

High, high above all the throngs of human folks who wuz cheerinā€™ her down below - up above the sea of glitterinā€™ light - up above the bendinā€™ trees that clasped their hands together in silent applaudinā€™ above her, up, up, into the clear heavens, rose that glorious voice a singinā€™ some song about love, love that wuz deathless, eternal.

Why it seemed as if the very clouds wuz full of shadowy faces a bendinā€™ down to hear it, and the new moon, shaped just like a boat, had glided down, down the sky to listen.

If the man of the moon was there he wuz a layinā€™ in the bottom of the boat, he wuznā€™t in sight. But if he heard that music Iā€™ll bet he would say he wuznā€™t in the practice of hearinā€™ any better. And Josiah stood stun still till she had got done, and then he sort a sithed out:

ā€œOh, it seems as if it must be Beuler land! Do you sā€™pose, Samantha, Beuler land is any more beautiful?ā€

And I sez, ā€œI haint a thinkinā€™ about Beulah.ā€ I sez it pretty middlinā€™ tart, partly to hide my own feelinā€™s, which wuz perfectly rousted up, and partly from principle, and sez I, ā€œDonā€™t for mercyā€™s sake call it Beuler.ā€

Josiah always will call it so. Iā€™ve got a 4th cousin, Beulah Smith (my own age and unmarried up to date), and he always did and would call her Beuler. Truly in some things a pardnerā€™s influence and encouragement fails to accomplish the ends aimed at.

Wall, it wuz after some words that I drew Josiah away from that seen of enchantment - or he me, I donā€™t exactly know which way it wuz - and we wended onwards in our walk.

The hull broad streets wuz full of folks, full as they could be, all on ā€™em perfect strangers to us and who knew what motives or weapons they wuz a carryinā€™ with ā€™em; but we knew we wuz safe, Josiah and me did, for way up over all our heads, stood a big straight soldier, a volunteer volunteerin, to see to the hull crew on ā€™em below, a seeinā€™ that they behaved themselves. His age wuz seventy-seven as near as I could make out but he didnā€™t look moreā€™n half that. He had kepā€™ his age remarkable.

Wall, it wuz, if I remember right, jest about now that we see a glitterinā€™ high up over our heads some writen in flame. I never see such brilliant writin, before nor donā€™t know as I ever shall agā€™in.

And Josiah stopped stun still, and stood a lookinā€™ perfectly dumfoundered at it. And finally he sez, ā€œIā€™d give a dollar bill if I could write like that.ā€

I see he wuz deeply rousted up for 2 cents is as high as he usually goes in betted. I see he felt deep and I didnā€™t blame him. Why,ā€ sez he, ā€œjest imagine, Samantha, a hull letter wrote like that! how Iā€™d love to send one back to Uncle Nate Gowdey.

ā€œHow Uncle Nateā€™s eyes would open, and he wouldnā€™t want no spectacles nor nothinā€™ to read it with, would he? I wonder if I could do it,ā€ sez he, a beginninā€™ to be all rousted up.

But I sez, ā€œBe calm,ā€ for so deep is my mind that I grasped the difficuties of the undertakenā€™ at once. ā€œHow could yon send it, Josiah Allen? Where would you get a envelop? How could you get it into the mail bag?ā€ Sez I, ā€œWhen anybody would send a letter wrote like that, they would want to write it on sheets

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