Samantha on the Woman Question by Marietta Holley (uplifting book club books TXT) š
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But I made allowances, for as I looked into their glowinā faces I knowed they wuz partakinā of fruit from the full branches of first love, true love. Rich fruit that gives the divinest satisfaction of any this old earth affords. Food that never changes through the centuries, though fashion often changes, and riotous plenty or food famine may exalt or depress the sperit of the householder. Nothinā but time has any power over this divine fruitage. He gradually, as the light of the honeymoon wanes, whets his old scythe and mows down some of the luxuriant branches, either cuttinā a full swath, or one at a time, and the blessed consumers have to come down to the ordinary food of mortals. But this wuz still fur away from them.
And I knowed too that the ordinary food of ordinary mortals partook of under the full harvest moon of domestic comfort and contentment wuz not to be despised, though fur different. And the light fur different from the glow and the glamour that wropped them two together and all the rest of the world away from āem.
But Iām eppisodinā too much, and to resoom forward.
As I said, we had a happy growinā time at the Reunion, Josiah beinā in fine feather to see the relation on his side presentinā such a noble appearance. And like a good wife I sympathized with him in his pride and happiness, though I told him they didnāt present any better appearance than the same number of Smiths would. And their cookinā, though excellent, wuz no better than the Smiths could cook if they sot out to.
He beinā so good natered didnāt dispute me outright, but said he thought the Allens made better nut-cakes than the Smiths.
But they donāt, no such thing. In fact I think the Smith nut-cakes are lighter and have a more artistic twist to āem and donāt devour so much fat a-fryinā.
But Iād hate to set Josiah down to any better vittles. I dāno as I would dast let him loose at the table at a Smith reunion, for he eat fur too much as it wuz. I had to give him five pepsin lozengers and some pepper tea. And then I looked out all night for night mairs to ride on his chist. But he come through it alive though with considerable pain.
We stayed two or three days longer with Lorinda, and then she and Hiram went part way with us as we visited our way home. Weāve got relations livinā all along the river that we owed visits to. And we went to see a number of āem and enjoyed our four selves first rate. These things all took place more than a year ago and another man sets in the high chair, before which I laid Sereptaās errents, a man not so hefty mebby weighed by common steelyards, but one of noble weight judged by mental and moral scales.
I dāno whether Iād had any better luck if Iād presented Sereptaās errents to him. Sometimes when I look in the kind eyes of his picter, and read his noble and eloquent words that I believe come from his very soul, I think mebby Iād been more lucky if heād sot in the chair that day. But then I dāno, there are so many influences and hendrances planted like thorns in the cushion of that chair that a man, no matter how earnest he strives to do jest right, canāt help beinā pricked by āem and held back. And I know he could never done them errents in the time she sot, but Iām in hopes heāll throw his powerful influence jest as fur as he can on the side of right, and justice to all the citizens of the U.S., wimmen as well as men.
āTennyrate, he has showed more heroism now than many soldiers who risk life on the battle field. For the worst foe to fight and conquer is Ridicule; and he and others in high places have attackted Fashion so entrenched in the solid armour of Habit that most public men wouldnāt have dasted to take arms agin it.
And the long waves of Time must swash up agin the shores of Eternity, before the good it has done can be estimated. How fur the influence has extended. How many weak wills been strengthened. How many broken hearts healed. How many young lives inspired to nobler and saner living.
But to resoom forward, I canāt nor wonāt carry them errents of Sereptaās there again. It is too wearinā for one of my age and my rheumatiz. What a tedious time I did put in there. It wuz a day long to be remembered by me.
THE WOMENāS PARADE
Josiah come home from Jonesville one day, all wrought up. Heād took off a big crate of eggs and got returns from several crates heād sent to New York, anā he sez to me:
āThat consarned Middleman is cheatinā me the worst kind. I know the yaller Plymouth Rock eggs ort to bring morān the white Leghorns; theyāre bigger and it stands to reason theyāre worth more, and he donāt give nigh so much. I believe he eats āem himself and thatās why he wants to git āem cheaper.ā
āNo Middleman,ā sez I, ācould eat fifty dozen a week.ā
āHe could if he eat enough at one time. āTennyrate, Iām goinā to New York to see about it.ā
āWhen are you goinā?ā sez I.
āIām goinā to-morrow morninā. Iām goinā in onexpected and I lay out to catch him devourinā them big eggs himself.ā
āOh, shaw!ā sez I. āThe idee!ā
āWell, I say the Trusts and Middlemen are dishonest as the old Harry. Donāt you remember what one on āem writ to Uncle Sime Bentley and what he writ back? Heād sent a great load of potatoes to him and he didnāt get hardly anything for āem, only their big bill for sellinā āem. They charged him for freightage, carage, storage, porterage, weightage, and to make their bill longer, they put in ratage and satage.
āUncle Sime writ back āYou infarnel thief, you, put in āstealageā and keep the whole onāt.āā
But I sez, āTheyāre not all dishonest. There are good men among āem as well as bad.ā
āWell, I lay out to see to it myself, and if they ever charge me for āratageā and āsatageā Iām goinā to see what they are, and how they look.ā
āWell,ā sez I, āif youāre bound to go, Iāll get up and get a good breakfast and go with you.ā It was the day of the Womanās Suffrage Parade and I wanted to see it. I wanted to like a dog, and had ever since I hearn of it. Though some of the Jonesvillians felt different. The Creation Searchinā Society wuz dretful exercised about it. The Presidentās stepma is a strong She Aunty and has always ruled Philander with an iron hand. Iāve always noticed that women who didnāt want any rights always took the right to have their own way. But ātennyrate Philander come up a very strong He Aunty. And he felt that the Creation Searchers ort to go to New York that day to assist the Aunties in sneerinā at the marchers, writinā up the parade, and helpinā count āem. Philander wuz always good at figures, specially at subtraction, and he and his Step Ma thought he ort to be there to help.
I told Josiah I guessed the She Aunties didnāt need no help at that.
But Philander called a meetinā of the Creation Searchers to make arrangements to go. And I spoze the speech he made at the meetinā wuz a powerful effort. And the members most all on āem believinā as he didāthey said it wuz a dretful interestinā meetinā. Sunthinā like a love feast, only more wrought up and excitinā.
The editor of the Auger printed the whole thing in his paper, and said it give a staggerinā blow agin Womanās Suffrage, and he didnāt know but it wuz a death blowāhe hoped it wuz.
āA Womanās Parade,ā sez Philander, āis the most abominable sight ever seen on our planetary system. Onprotected woman dressed up in fine clothes standinā up on her feet, and paradinā herself before strange men. Oh! how bold! Oh! how onwomanly! No wonder,ā says he, āthe She Aunties are shocked at the sight, and say they marched to attract the attention of men. Why canāt women stay to home and set down and knit? And then men would love āem. But if they keep on with these bold, forward actions, men wonāt love āem, and they will find out so. And it has always been, and is now, manās greatest desire and chiefest aim he has aimed at, to protect women, to throw the shininā mantilly of his constant devotion about her delikit form and shield her and guard her like the very apples in his eyes.
āWoman is too sweet and tender a flower to have any such hardship put upon her, and it almost crazes a man, and makes him temporarily out of his head, to see women do anything to hazard that inheriant delicacy of hern, that always appealed so to the male man.
āLet us go forth, clad in our principles (and ordinary clothing, of course), and show just where we stand on the woman question, and do all we can to assist the gentle feminine She Aunties. Lovely, retirinā females whose pictures we so often see gracinā the sensational newspapers. Their white womanly neck and shoulders, glitterinā with jewels, no brighter than their eyes. They donāt appear there for sex appeal, or to win admiration. No indeed! No doubt they shrink from the publicity. And also shrink from making speeches in the Senate chambers or the halls of Justice, but will do so, angelic martyrs that they are, to hold their erring Suffrage sisters back from their brazen efforts at publicity and public speakinā.ā
They said his speech wuz cheered wildly, give out for publication, and entered into the moments of the Society.
But after all, it happened real curious the day of the Parade every leadinā Creation Searcher had some impediment in his way, and couldnāt go, and of course, the Society didnāt want to go without its leaders.
Misā Philander Daggett, the presidentās wife, wuz paperinā her settinā room and parlor overhead. She wuz expectinā company and couldnāt put it off. And beinā jest married, and thinkinā the world of her, Philander said he dassent leave home for fear sheād fall offen the barrel and break her neck. She had a board laid acrost two barrels to stand up on. And every day Philander would leave his outside work and come into the house, and set round and watch herāhe thought so much of her. I suppose he wanted to catch her if she fell. But I didnāt think she would fall. She is young and tuff, and she papered it real good, though it wuz dretful hard on her arm sockets and back.
And the Secretaryās wife wuz puttinā in a piece of onions. She thought she would make considerable by it, and she will, if onions keep up. But it is turrible hard on a womanās back to weed āem. But she is ambitious; she raised a flock of fifty-six turkeys last year besides doinā her house work, and makinā seventy-five yards of rag carpet. And she thought onions wouldnāt be so wearinā on her as turkeys, for onions, she said, will stay where they are put, but turkeys are born wanderers and hikers. And they led her through sun and rain, swamp and swale, uphill and downhill, a-chasinā āem up, but she made well by āem. Well, in puttinā in her onion seed, she overworked herself and got a crick in her back, so she couldnāt stir hand nor foot for two days. And beinā only just them two, her husband had to stay home to see to things.
And the Treasurerās wife is canvassinā for the life of William J. Bryan. And wantinā to make all she could, she took a longer tramp than common, and didnāt hear of the Parade or meetinā of the C.S.S. at all. She writ home a day or two before the meetinā, that she wuz goinā as long as her legs held out, and they neednāt write to her, for she didnāt know where she would be.
Well, of course, the Creation Searchers didnāt want to go without their officers. They said they couldnāt make no show if they did. So they give up goinā. But I spoze they made fun of the Womanās Parade amongst theirselves, and mourned over their indelikit onwomanly actions, and worried about it beinā too hard
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