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sort of faintinā€™ fit and wuz called drunk and dragged off to a police court by a man who wuz a animal in human shape. And he misused her in such a way that she never got over the horror of what befell her when she come to to find herself at the mercy of a brute in a manā€™s shape. She went into a melancholy madness and wuz sent to the asylum.ā€

I sithed a long and mournful sithe and sot silent agin for quite a spell. But thinkinā€™ I must be sociable I sez: ā€œYour aunt Cassandra is well, I spoze?ā€

ā€œShe is moulderinā€™ in jail,ā€ sez she.

ā€œIn jail? Cassandra in jail!ā€

ā€œYes, in jail.ā€ And Sereptaā€™s tone wuz now like worm-wood and gall.

ā€œYou know she owns a big property in tenement houses and other buildings where she lives. Of course her taxes wuz awful high, and she didnā€™t expect to have any voice in tellinā€™ how that money, a part of her own property that she earned herself in a store, should be used. But she had been taxed high for new sidewalks in front of some of her buildinā€™s. And then another man come into power in that ward, and he naterally wanted to make some money out of her, so he ordered her to build new sidewalks. And she wouldnā€™t tear up a good sidewalk to please him or anybody else, so she wuz put to jail for refusinā€™ to comply with the law.ā€

Thinkses I, I donā€™t believe the law would have been so hard on her if she hadnā€™t been so humbly. The Pesters are a humbly lot. But I didnā€™t think it out loud, and didnā€™t ophold the law for feelinā€™ so. I sez in pityinā€™ tones, for I wuz truly sorry for Cassandra Keeler:

ā€œHow did it end?ā€

ā€œIt hainā€™t ended,ā€ sez she, ā€œit only took place a month ago and she has got her grit up and wonā€™t pay; and no knowinā€™ how it will end; she lays there amoulderinā€™.ā€

I donā€™t believe Cassanda wuz mouldy, but that is Sereptaā€™s way of talkinā€™, very flowery.

ā€œWell,ā€ sez I, ā€œdo you think the weather is goinā€™ to moderate?ā€

I truly felt that I dassent speak to her about any human beinā€™ under the sun, not knowinā€™ what turn she would give to the talk, beinā€™ so embittered. But I felt that the weather wuz safe, and cotton stockinā€™s, and hens, and factory cloth, and I kepā€™ her down on them for moreā€™n two hours.

But good land! I canā€™t blame her for beinā€™ embittered agin men and the laws theyā€™ve made, for it seems as if I never see a human creeter so afflicted as Serepta Pester has been all her life.

Why, her sufferinā€™s date back before she wuz born, and thatā€™s goinā€™ pretty fur back. Her father and mother had some difficulty and he wuz took down with billerous colick, voylent four weeks before Serepta wuz born. And some think it wuz the hardness between ā€™em and some think it wuz the gripinā€™ of the colick when he made his will, anyway he willed Serepta away, boy or girl whichever it wuz, to his brother up on the Canada line.

So when Serepta wuz born (and born a girl ontirely onbeknown to her) she wuz took right away from her mother and gin to this brother. Her mother couldnā€™t help herself, he had the law on his side. But it killed her. She drooped away and died before the baby wuz a year old. She wuz a affectionate, tenderhearted woman and her husband wuz overbearinā€™ and stern always.

But it wuz this last move of hisen that killed her, for it is pretty tough on a mother to have her baby, a part of her own life, took right out of her own arms and gin to a stranger. For this uncle of hern wuz a entire stranger to Serepta, and almost like a stranger to her father, for he hadnā€™t seen him since he wuz a boy, but knew he hadnā€™t any children and spozed that he wuz rich and respectable. But the truth wuz he had been runninā€™ down every way, had lost his property and his character, wuz dissipated and mean. But the will wuz made and the law stood. Men are ashamed now to think that the law wuz ever in voge, but it wuz, and is now in some of the states, and the poor young mother couldnā€™t help herself. It has always been the boast of our American law that it takes care of wimmen. It took care of her. It held her in its strong protectinā€™ grasp so tight that the only way she could slip out of it wuz to drop into the grave, which she did in a few months. Then it leggo.

But it kepā€™ holt of Serepta, it bound her tight to her uncle while he run through with what property she had, while he sunk lower and lower until at last he needed the very necessaries of life and then he bound her out to work to a woman who kepā€™ a drinkinā€™ den and the lowest hant of vice.

Twice Serepta run away, beinā€™ virtuous but humbly, but them strong protectinā€™ arms of the law that had held her mother so tight reached out and dragged her back agin. Upheld by them her uncle could compel her to give her service wherever he wanted her to work, and he wuz owinā€™ this woman and she wanted Sereptaā€™s work, so she had to submit.

But the third time she made a effort so voyalent that she got away. A good woman, who beinā€™ nothinā€™ but a woman couldnā€™t do anything towards onclinchinā€™ them powerful arms that wuz protectinā€™ her, helped her to slip through ā€™em. And Serepta come to Jonesville to live with a sister of that good woman; changed her name soā€™s it wouldnā€™t be so easy to find her; grew up to be a nice industrious girl. And when the woman she wuz took by died she left Serepta quite a handsome property.

And finally she married Lank Burpee, and did considerable well it wuz spozed. Her property, put with what little he had, made ā€™em a comfortable home and they had two pretty children, a boy and a girl. But when the little girl wuz a baby he took to drinkinā€™, neglected his bizness, got mixed up with a whiskey ring, whipped Sereptaā€”not so very hard. He went accordinā€™ to law, and the law of the United States donā€™t approve of a manā€™s whippinā€™ his wife enough to endanger her life, it sez it donā€™t. He made every move of hisen lawful and felt that Serepta hadnā€™t ort to complain and feel hurt. But a good whippinā€™ will make anybody feel hurt, law or no law. And then he parted with her and got her property and her two little children. Why, it seemed as if everything under the sun and moon, that could happen to a woman, had happened to Serepta, painful things and gauldinā€™.

Jest before Lank parted with her, she fell on a broken sidewalk: some think he tripped her up, but it never wuz proved. But anyway Serepta fell and broke her hip hone; and her husband sued the corporation and got ten thousand dollars for it. Of course the law give the money to him and she never got a cent of it. But she wouldnā€™t have made any fuss over that, knowinā€™ that the law of the United States wuz such. But what made it so awful mortifyinā€™ to her wuz, that while she wuz layinā€™ there achinā€™ in splints, he took that very money and used it to court up another woman with. Gin her presents, jewelry, bunnets, head-dresses, artificial flowers out of Sereptaā€™s own hip money.

And I donā€™t know as anything could be much more gauldinā€™ to a woman than thatā€”while she lay there groaninā€™ in splints, to have her husband take the money for her own broken bones and dress up another woman like a doll with it.

But the law gin it to him, and he wuz only availinā€™ himself of the glorious liberty of our free Republic, and doinā€™ as he wuz a mind to. And it wuz spozed that that very hip money wuz what made the match. For before she wuz fairly out of splints he got a divorce from her and married agin. And by the help of Sereptaā€™s hip money and the Whiskey Ring he got her two little children away from her.

II.
ā€œTHEY CANā€™T BLAME HERā€

And I wonder if there is a woman in the land that can blame Serepta for gittinā€™ mad and wantinā€™ her rights and wantinā€™ the Whiskey Ring broke up, when they think how sheā€™s been fooled round with by men; willed away, and whipped, and parted with, and stole from. Why, they canā€™t blame her for feelinā€™ fairly savage about ā€™em, as she duz.

For as she sez to me once, when we wuz talkinā€™ it over, how everything had happened to her. ā€œYes,ā€ sez she, with a axent like bone-set and vinegar, ā€œand what few things hainā€™t happened to me has happened to my folks.ā€

And sure enough I couldnā€™t dispute her. Trouble and wrongs and sufferinā€™s seemed to be epidemic in the race of Pester wimmen. Why, one of her aunts on her fatherā€™s side, Huldah Pester, married for her first husband, Eliphelet Perkins. He wuz a minister, rode on a circuit, and he took Huldah on it too, and she rode round with him on it a good deal of the time. But she never loved to, she wuz a woman that loved to be still, and kinder settled down at home.

But she loved Eliphelet so well that she would do anything to please him, so she rode round with him on that circuit till she wuz perfectly fagged out.

He wuz a dretful good man to her, but he wuz kinder poor and they had hard times to git along. But what property they had wuznā€™t taxed, so that helped some, and Huldah would make one dollar go a good ways.

No, their property wuznā€™t taxed till Eliphelet died. Then the supervisor taxed it the very minute the breath left his body; run his horse, so it wuz said, soā€™s to be sure to git it onto the tax list, and comply with the law.

You see Elipheletā€™s salary stopped when his breath did. And I spoze the law thought, seeinā€™ she wuz havinā€™ trouble, she might jest as well have a little more; so it taxed all the property it never had taxed a cent for before.

But she had this to console her that the law didnā€™t forgit her in her widowhood. No; the law is quite thoughtful of wimmen by spells. It sez it protects wimmen. And I spoze that in some mysterious way, too deep for wimmen to understand, it wuz protectinā€™ her now.

Well, she suffered along and finally married agin. I wondered why she did. But she wuz such a quiet, home-lovinā€™ woman that it wuz spozed she wanted to settle down and be kinder still and sot. But of all the bad luck she had. She married on short acquaintance, and he proved to be a perfect wanderer. He couldnā€™t keep still, it wuz spozed to be a mark.

He moved Huldah thirteen times in two years, and at last he took her into a cart, a sort of covered wagon, and traveled right through the western states with her. He wanted to see the country and loved to live in the wagon, it wuz his make. And, of course, the law give him control of her body, and she had to go where he moved it, or else part with him. And I spoze the law thought it wuz guardinā€™ and nourishinā€™ her when it wuz joltinā€™ her over them prairies and mountains and abysses. But it jest kepā€™ her shook up the hull of the time.

It wuz the regular Pester luck.

And then another of her aunts, Drusilly Pester, married a industrious, hard-workinā€™ man, one that never drinked, wuz sound on the doctrines, and give good measure to his customers, he wuz a groceryman. And a master hand for wantinā€™ to foller the laws of his country as tight as laws could be follered. And so knowinā€™ that the law approved of moderate correction for wimmen, and that ā€œa man might whip his wife, but not enough to endanger her lifeā€; he beinā€™ such a master hand for wantinā€™ to do everything faithful and do his very best for his customers, it wuz spozed he wanted to do the best for the law, and so when he got to whippinā€™ Drusilly, he would whip her too severe, he would be too faithful to it.

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