101 Ways to.... - Tiffany Marie Waller (autobiographies to read .TXT) 📗

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30) Start a protest outside walmart...
31) And when people ask you, "Why are you starting a protest?", yell loudly...
32) "WALMART IS RACIST! I DON'T EVER SEE ANY ALBINOS WORKING THERE!!!"...
33) And laugh triumphantly when people start joining you (Sorry, albinos, no harm meant :)
34) Kiss everyone that enters Walmart on Valentine's day
35) And during February, dress up as Love Bear from the Care Bears...
36) And yell, "Sleep with Love Bear! Five dollars!"...
37) Act disgusted when a bunch of pedophiles come up and pay...
38) And hand them a Love Bear toy :p
39) Throw a temper tantrum...
40) And then chuck ring pops at people
41) Go up to random walmart employees...
42) And glomp them...
43) And then gush, "I love how you're destroying small buisnesses like a mack truck!"
44) Yell to your brother or a guy friend in the underwear aisle, "DON'T YOU NEED THOSE SPECIAL BOXER SHORTS THAT HELP REDUCE LEAKAGE?"...
45) And then run when he comes after you
46) Go to the book section lick all the books...
47) And when someone asks you what you're doing say, "I really have no *bleep*ing idea!"
48) Try on some spiderman gloves...
49) Hop on some shelves...
50) And try to spin a web like Spiderman on the ceiling...
51) And once successful, try to swing from it...
52) And sue walmart when you break your neck
53) Hijack all the TVs in walmart to all play the same thing...
54) And then turn the TVs to Flavor of Love
55) Have yourself and 3 other kids dress up like the kids from South Park...
56) And yell, "WHERE'S THE HEART OF WALMART?! I'M HERE TO DESTROY IT!"...
57) And get pissy like Cartman when they ignore you
58) Set up a "Free Hugs" station outside of Walmart
59) Kill all the lights in walmart...
60) On Halloween...
61) Dress up as Jason...
62) Rev your chainsaw...
63) And enjoy the results...
64) But no killing, because it would really SUCK to die in Walmart
65) Go to the person that does the intercom...
66) Hand them a piece of paper with what they're about to say written on it...
67) And laugh uncontrollably when the person on the intercom yells, "WILL ALARG EASS PLEASE COME TO THE FOOD SECTION?" (If you don't get it, say it fast over and over)...
68) And look confused when Mr. Alarg Eass comes to the food section and say, "Yeeeessss?" like that French guy on The Simpsons
69) Take your shopping cart, hop on it...
70) And run over peoples' feet deliberately
71) Go to Walmart the day George Bush (Jr.) is supposed to be shopping there...
72) Take his cart...
73) And look inside it and yell, "I DON'T REMEMBER PUTTING THIS IN HERE!!!"...
74) And hold up a my little pony
75) Dress up on stilts like a very tall person...
76) And wreak havoc upon the unsuspecting populace of Walmart
77) Dress up like Homer Simpson...
78) Go into the donut department...
79) And drool for fifteen hours straight
80) Dress up like George Bush...
81) And ask, "Can I buy any weapons of mass destruction here?" Sorry Bush shippers :)
82) Dress up in a flasher suit and follow an attractive member of the opposite sex around XD
83) Keep asking the opposite gender walmart workers, "Are you REALLY open 24 hours, or are you just happy to see me?"
84) When a worker asks you, "Why don't you just work here? I see you here a lot" say...
85) "I can't afford to have a pay of 5 cents an hour, sorry."
86) Start a walmart hate website
87) Grab all the spray cheese you can find...
88) And spray it all over Walmart...
89) And laugh when they have to close walmart because of "Some idiot plastered everything with cheese!"
90) Keep yelling, "SAM'S CLUB IS BETTER THAN THIS DUMP!"
91) Grab some grits...
92) And keep yelling, "KISS MY GRITS!" Your voice might be super hoarse after yelling so much with this list :)
93) Play slip and slide...
94) In the grocery aisle...
95) With not a slip n slide, but with butter...
96) And laugh when they close walmart due to "Butter difficulties."
97) Buy a pack of matches...
98) Make sure everyone is outside of Walmart...
99) Torch Walmart...
100) Make everyone join hands in a circle around Walmart...
101) And sing, "Burn, Baby Burn" as it goes down, down, down to the ground


101 Ways to Bug your brother-
1.Sing as loudly as you can and make sure he can hear you
2.Cover your ears and go blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,etc.
3.Tickle him (if he's ticklish)
4.Laugh at him (even if what he says isn't funny), until it drives him mad
5.Walk into his room & smack him with a pillow, then walk out
6.When he says shut up, say make me and if he says shut up again, say make me again
7.Make loud and obnoxious noises right next to him
8.Whenever he says something say "why?"
9.Whenever he says something say "huh?" like you don't get it
10.Whenever he says something, don't let him finish, interrupt him with stupid stuff like "cows" or "bean dip"
11.Poke him constantly again and again and again
12.Say "Hey, (his name), is that that girl you like over there?" loudly, and point at random girl.
13.Loudly yell "EW! When was the last time you took a shower!?"
14.When standing next to him, yell "Omigosh, there's a hobo next to me!" Then punch him repeatedly
15.Roll around on the ground and say "I love you SOOOO much (Brothers name)"
16.Hug him and don't let go
17.Slap him and run, as he makes a big deal trying to catch you
18.Or, yell "Help! Police! Child molestor!
19.Make obnoxious noises, and when he tells you to shut up yell "Profanity! Profanity!" and point at him
20.Tell strangers that he's your smoking hot "olda boy" boyfriend.
21.Follow him really, REALLY closely
22.Make farting noises behind him and hide
23.Stare at him
24.If he slaps you, yell "Child Abuse!"
25.Or say in a gruff voice "Is that all you got maggot?"
26.Start dancing and yell to him to "Cut a rug"
27.Run away and hide, and get him in huge trouble for losing you
28.Pick up trash you find, pretend to throw it away, then put it down his shirt
29.Scream
30.Run around him in circles
31.Get mom or dad mad enough to spank him-always a classic
32.Critisize the clothes he's wearing
33.Screw around with his hair
34.Loudly proclaim "I LOVE you"
35.Talk to everyone (including him) with a lisp
36.Say you want something you know you can't have, and when he tells you no cry really loudly
37.Jump on his back and yell "PIGGYBACK RIDE!"
38.After every word you say to him, say "like"
39.Tell on him for something he didn't do
40.Go in his room and refuse to come out, when he drags you out tell on him for hurting you
41.Steal the remote when he's watching something and change the channel
42.Start hitting him and when he hits back tell on him and say "He started it"
43.Jump on his stuff
44.Hide his stuff and deny all knowledge of it
45.Pretend to act like a gangster
46.Act like a robot
47.Stand in front of the television when he's watching something or playing video games
48.When he's doing homework and leaves, erase random problems
49.Use incorrect grammer
50.Pronounce stuff wrong
51.When he asks parents for homework help, volunteer and yell "I'LL DO IT I'LL DO IT!
52.When he says no, pout and hide in your room for an hour
53.Ask him if he wants to do some fidafhasjdfhakdj
54.Put some sort of poo in his room
55.Spit on him
56.Lick him
57.Yell "I was born to dance!" And dance around him, stepping on his toes
58.Say "My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die" and stab him with a rubber or plastic sword
59.If he keeps some sort of toy gun, steal it and hold him up with it
60.Get two walkie talkies, turn them on and hide one under his pillow, then at night whisper loudly into it "I'm watching you"
61.Take pictures of him all the time
62.Record him saying something embaressing/dumb
63.Bite him
64.When he asks you to play something agree, then two minutes into it quit for the most ridiculous reason you can think of
65.Say "are we there yet? Are we there yet?" Repeat.
66.If he brought something to do, hide it right before you leave
67.Sing
68.If you're really small, run to the car and sit in the front seat before he can
69.When he's about to sit in a seat, sit there
70.Touch him in some way
71.Steal whatever he's doing, and sit on it
72.If he's looking out the window, slap him really hard on the back of the neck
73.Start humming and when he tells you to stop, ask "Stop what?"
74.Kick him
75.Blow in his ear
76.Bang on car stuff
77.Flick the person driving and blame it on him
78.Tell him "You ain't fat! You ain't nothin'!"
79.If he's sitting in the front seat, poke and or flick him
80.Say "Comesaywhaaaaaa?"
81.Quote stupid things
82.Threaten him with things you know you can't do
83.Do something that will get you carsick and barf on him
84.Eat something with lots of crumbs close to him
85.Before he sits down, put a whoopee cushion on his seat
86.Whisper in his ear "Mooonnnkkkeyyyyychuuunnnnkkkkssss"
87.Roll down the window and scream
88.Imitate celebrities
89.Ask him what a carburator, transmission, and other random car parts are
90.Say loudly "So how are your grades doing?"
91.Rub yourself against him and say "You're warm"
92.Talk in a british accent
93.Talk in a Russian accent
94.Pretend to speak Japanese
95.Pretend to be a Monty Python
96.Talk in old American
97.Act like you just came from Africa
98.Speak like a Indian
99.Act like a monkey or another animal
100.Pretend to be fancy
101.Pretend to play the drums on his lap
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