The Best of Blogs: 2009-2010 - Leslie Thompson (reading fiction txt) 📗

achieve a taut, flat stomach if I tuck my belly skin past the waistband. While my butt seems to have escaped the ravages of cellulite and sagging, (so far anyway) I do possess an impressive set of stretch marks that make me look like I've been mauled by something big and hungry.
Not everything about 35 is bad. I learned yesterday that my auto insurance premiums will lower temporarily. For the next 5 years, after which my eldest child will turn 16, I will enjoy a responsible driver discount because I am now a fully developed adult. Sadly, In May 2015 I will lose that benefit. Research done by my insurance company shows that a 16 year old daughter will render me too mentally impaired to operate a vehicle safely until 2027, when my youngest child graduates from college. My opinions are considered now, so I have to go and get some. And according to latest economic research, I am now a member of the most powerful consumer demographic in the country. If only I had the cash to exercise that power.
Time marches on, and it takes me with it. I am now growing in wisdom, but still expected to be spritely and energetic. I am to pick my battles, and deal with conflict in a reasonable manner. I am responsible and fully functioning, but still loads of raunchy fun. I am old enough to know better, but still to young to give a crap.
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