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Hobart is a pugnacious, yet lovable rogue, who manipulates his long suffering nephew into numerous tricky situations; including, hunting an ostrich with a smelly sock, visiting France in a home made balloon, exploding the farm's best cow, and shooting the world's only homing pig. Hobart is the kind of man that you like to meet, but can't wait to walk away from. His home made philosophy is: “Everything's okay, so long as there's plenty 'o beer ter be drunk.” Recently, widowed, Hobart is on the

These are a collection of short stories that I uses to excercise my brain when wanting to learn to be a good writer. Hopefully, you guys will think they're good. By the way, some of them may be unfinished, and that's mainly because I run out of ideas in hat particular story so please, don't be mad when it stops mid-sentence.

The old Year is going. I am yet in the old year. I don’t want to let her go.

As we age, we forget things. We have a little less patience, a little less time...but maybe a little more understanding. So what to do when "Stuff Happens" proves itself incapable of taking a holiday? Flash Fiction Contest Entry 1,000 Word Count

Some people treat their bodies like a Ferrari, others, like a clunker. flatulence can be miserable especially for whoever stands around this man.

Well i really dont know what to say. but this book is filled with poetry. every thing that is in here is from the heart. i have a lot of mixed emotions about love. so please do not judge....

This book is dedicated to all girlsense users. I thought I would write a book about my evolution on girlsense. I am sure there will be a lot of things that will suite you too. :)

Elena is your average high schooler. She gets good grades, likes, has an affinity for turkey sandwiches, and is absolutely boy crazy. What isn't so average about her life — is her best friend Mat.

Same as last. Cover temporary, no real people. I like doing a few books at once. Jodie is a meanie. She got hold of my PREVIOUS diary, and flushed it down the toilet. Ooops. Luckily, Mom took me to Paperchase and I bought a new notebook. Now the troubles start again...

Violet Vasquez is on a constant rollercoaster with her life it seems like. Shes the oddball of her family, the lame one of her friends, and the weird one to society. She goes through a series of emotions that onl she can, nd her life just sprials out of control. But maybe, she can see the best of it with a new person who comes into her life. just maybe.