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as he struggled with his overcoatā€”his frock-coat sleeves got concertinaed up his armā€”and gave a brush at his silk hat, Jennie began again at the piano, and strummed him insultingly out of the house. Tum, tum, tum. He slammed the shop-door so that the house quivered. That, briefly, was the immediate making of his mood. You will perhaps begin to understand his disgust with existence.

As he walked along the muddy path under the firs,ā€”it was late October, and the ditches and heaps of fir-needles were gorgeous with clumps of fungi,ā€”he recapitulated the melancholy history of his marriage. It was brief and commonplace enough. He now perceived with sufficient clearness that his wife had married him out of a natural curiosity and in order to escape from her worrying, laborious, and uncertain life in the workroom; and, like the majority of her class, she was far too stupid to realise that it was her duty to co-operate with him in his business. She was greedy of enjoyment, loquacious, and socially-minded, and evidently disappointed to find the restraints of poverty still hanging about her. His worries exasperated her, and the slightest attempt to control her proceedings resulted in a charge of ā€œgrumbling.ā€ Why couldnā€™t he be niceā€”as he used to be? And Coombes was such a harmless little man, too, nourished mentally on ā€œSelf-Help,ā€ and with a meagre ambition of self-denial and competition, that was to end in a ā€œsufficiency.ā€ Then Jennie came in as a female Mephistopheles, a gabbling chronicle of ā€œfellers,ā€ and was always wanting his wife to go to theatres, and ā€œall that.ā€ And in addition were aunts of his wife, and cousins (male and female), to eat up capital, insult him personally, upset business arrangements, annoy good customers, and generally blight his life. It was not the first occasion by many that Mr. Coombes had fled his home in wrath and indignation, and something like fear, vowing furiously and even aloud that he wouldnā€™t stand it, and so frothing away his energy along the line of least resistance. But never before had he been quite so sick of life as on this particular Sunday afternoon. The Sunday dinner may have had its share in his despairā€”and the greyness of the sky. Perhaps, too, he was beginning to realise his unendurable frustration as a business man as the consequence of his marriage. Presently bankruptcy, and after thatā€” Perhaps she might have reason to repent when it was too late. And destiny, as I have already intimated, had planted the path through the wood with evil-smelling fungi, thickly and variously planted it, not only on the right side, but on the left.

A small shopman is in such a melancholy position, if his wife turns out a disloyal partner. His capital is all tied up in his business, and to leave her, means to join the unemployed in some strange part of the earth. The luxuries of divorce are beyond him altogether. So that the good old tradition of marriage for better or worse holds inexorably for him, and things work up to tragic culminations. Bricklayers kick their wives to death, and dukes betray theirs; but it is among the small clerks and shopkeepers nowadays that it comes most often to a cutting of throats. Under the circumstances it is not so very remarkableā€”and you must take it as charitably as you canā€”that the mind of Mr. Coombes ran for awhile on some such glorious close to his disappointed hopes, and that he thought of razors, pistols, bread-knives, and touching letters to the coroner denouncing his enemies by name, and praying piously for forgiveness. After a time his fierceness gave way to melancholia. He had been married in this very overcoat, in his first and only frock-coat that was buttoned up beneath it. He began to recall their courting along this very walk, his years of penurious saving to get capital, and the bright hopefulness of his marrying days. For it all to work out like this! Was there no sympathetic ruler anywhere in the world? He reverted to death as a topic.

He thought of the canal he had just crossed, and doubted whether he shouldnā€™t stand with his head out, even in the middle, and it was while drowning was in his mind that the purple pileus caught his eye. He looked at it mechanically for a moment, and stopped and stooped towards it to pick it up, under the impression that it was some such small leather object as a purse. Then he saw that it was the purple top of a fungus, a peculiarly poisonous-looking purple: slimy, shiny, and emitting a sour odour. He hesitated with his hand an inch or so from it, and the thought of poison crossed his mind. With that he picked the thing, and stood up again with it in his hand.

The odour was certainly strongā€”acrid, but by no means disgusting. He broke off a piece, and the fresh surface was a creamy white, that changed like magic in the space of ten seconds to a yellowish-green colour. It was even an inviting-looking change. He broke off two other pieces to see it repeated. They were wonderful things, these fungi, thought Mr. Coombes, and all of them the deadliest poisons, as his father had often told him. Deadly poisons!

There is no time like the present for a rash resolve. Why not here and now? thought Mr. Coombes. He tasted a little piece, a very little piece indeedā€”a mere crumb. It was so pungent that he almost spat it out again, then merely hot and full-flavoured,ā€”a kind of German mustard with a touch of horse-radish andā€”well, mushroom. He swallowed it in the excitement of the moment. Did he like it or did he not? His mind was curiously careless. He would try another bit. It really wasnā€™t badā€”it was good. He forgot his troubles in the interest of the immediate moment. Playing with death it was. He took another bite, and then deliberately finished a mouthful. A curious tingling sensation began in his finger-tips and toes. His pulse began to move faster. The blood in his ears sounded like a mill-race. ā€œTry biā€™ more,ā€ said Mr. Coombes. He turned and looked about him, and found his feet unsteady. He saw and struggled towards a little patch of purple a dozen yards away. ā€œJolā€™ gooā€™ stuff,ā€ said Mr. Coombes. ā€œEā€”lomore yeā€™.ā€ He pitched forward and fell on his face, his hands outstretched towards the cluster of pilei. But he did not eat any more of them. He forgot forthwith.

He rolled over and sat up with a look of astonishment on his face. His carefully brushed silk hat had rolled away towards the ditch. He pressed his hand to his brow. Something had happened, but he could not rightly determine what it was. Anyhow, he was no longer dullā€”he felt bright, cheerful. And his throat was afire. He laughed in the sudden gaiety of his heart. Had he been dull? He did not know; but at any rate he would be dull no longer. He got up and stood unsteadily, regarding the universe with an agreeable smile. He began to remember. He could not remember very well, because of a steam roundabout that was beginning in his head. And he knew he had been disagreeable at home, just because they wanted to be happy. They were quite right; life should be as gay as possible. He would go home and make it up, and reassure them. And why not take some of this delightful toadstool with him, for them to eat? A hatful, no less. Some of those red ones with white spots as well, and a few yellow. He had been a dull dog, an enemy to merriment; he would make up for it. It would be gay to turn his coat sleeves inside out, and stick some yellow gorse into his waistcoat pockets. Then homeā€”singingā€”for a jolly evening.

After the departure of Mr. Coombes, Jennie discontinued playing, and turned round on the music-stool again. ā€œWhat a fuss about nothing,ā€ said Jennie.

ā€œYou see, Mr. Clarence, what Iā€™ve got to put up with,ā€ said Mrs. Coombes.

ā€œHe is a bit hasty,ā€ said Mr. Clarence, judicially.

ā€œHe ainā€™t got the slightest sense of our position,ā€ said Mrs. Coombes; ā€œthatā€™s what I complain of. He cares for nothing but his old shop; and if I have a bit of company, or buy anything to keep myself decent, or get any little thing I want out of the housekeeping money, thereā€™s disagreeables. ā€˜Economy,ā€™ he says; ā€˜struggle for life,ā€™ and all that. He lies awake of nights about it, worrying how he can screw me out of a shilling. He wanted us to eat Dorset butter once. If once I was to give in to himā€”there!ā€

ā€œOf course,ā€ said Jennie.

ā€œIf a man values a woman,ā€ said Mr. Clarence, lounging back in the arm-chair, ā€œhe must be prepared to make sacrifices for her. For my own part,ā€ said Mr. Clarence, with his eye on Jennie, ā€œI shouldnā€™t think of marrying till I was in a position to do the thing in style. Itā€™s downright selfishness. A man ought to go through the rough-and-tumble by himself, and not drag herā€”ā€

ā€œI donā€™t agree altogether with that,ā€ said Jennie. ā€œI donā€™t see why a man shouldnā€™t have a womanā€™s help, provided he doesnā€™t treat her meanly, you know. Itā€™s meannessā€”ā€

ā€œYou wouldnā€™t believe,ā€ said Mrs. Coombes. ā€œBut I was a fool to ā€™ave ā€™im. I might ā€™ave known. If it ā€™adnā€™t been for my father, we shouldnā€™t have had not a carriage to our wedding.ā€

ā€œLord! he didnā€™t stick out at that?ā€ said Mr. Clarence, quite shocked.

ā€œSaid he wanted the money for his stock, or some such rubbish. Why, he wouldnā€™t have a woman in to help me once a week if it wasnā€™t for my standing out plucky. And the fusses he makes about moneyā€”comes to me, well, pretty near crying, with sheets of paper and figgers. ā€˜If only we can tide over this year,ā€™ he says, ā€˜the business is bound to go.ā€™ ā€˜If only we can tide over this year,ā€™ I says; ā€˜then itā€™ll be, if only we can tide over next year. I know you,ā€™ I says. ā€˜And you donā€™t catch me screwing myself lean and ugly. Why didnā€™t you marry a slavey,ā€™ I says, ā€˜if you wanted oneā€”instead of a respectable girl?ā€™ I says.ā€

So Mrs. Coombes. But we will not follow this unedifying conversation further. Suffice it that Mr. Coombes was very satisfactorily disposed of, and they had a snug little time round the fire. Then Mrs. Coombes went to get the tea, and Jennie sat coquettishly on the arm of Mr. Clarenceā€™s chair until the tea-things clattered outside. ā€œWhat was that I heard?ā€ asked Mrs. Coombes, playfully, as she entered, and there was badinage about kissing. They were just sitting down to the little circular table when the first intimation of Mr. Coombesā€™ return was heard.

This was a fumbling at the latch of the front door.

ā€œā€™Ereā€™s my lord,ā€ said Mrs. Coombes. ā€œWent out like a lion and comes back like a lamb, Iā€™ll lay.ā€

Something fell over in the shop: a chair, it sounded like. Then there was a sound as of some complicated step exercise in the passage. Then the door opened and Coombes appeared. But it was Coombes transfigured. The immaculate collar had been torn carelessly from his throat. His carefully-brushed silk hat, half-full of a crush of fungi, was under one arm; his coat was inside out, and his waistcoat adorned with bunches of yellow-blossomed furze. These little eccentricities of Sunday costume, however, were quite overshadowed by the change in his face; it was livid white, his eyes were unnaturally large and bright, and his pale blue lips were

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