Inflating a Dog (The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy) by Eric Kraft (novels to read for beginners .txt) 📗

I stretched my hand out toward Patti and touched the tips of my fingers to her bottom, the smooth satin of her skirt, ooh-ooooh, baby, baby. I held my breath and waited to see whether she could feel my touch across the years. She looked around the room, idly, spotted my younger self sitting there, and winked at him. She didn’t see me at all. I could palpate the past, and the past could not feel my fingers.

I ran my hand around her hip and over her belly and up across her breasts, and chills ran up and down my spine, uh-woh-oh, ohhh, yeah. I slipped the tips of my fingers down into her pink angora sweater, to the edge of her bra, and down along the curve of her small perfect breast, and I told myself that if I could just touch the nipple of this breast I would be satisfied, ah-eye would be satisfahh-eyed, and that was what I did, but I wasn’t satisfied, and in another moment I was on my knees, running my hands up Patti’s legs, reaching up the inside of her little thigh, smooth, silky, and so very, very fine, wohhh-ohhhh, so fine, and then Mr. Cantrell cleared his throat and I jumped as if I’d been discovered, stood up and straightened my clothes, and took a couple of steps backward. “You and I know what this is,” he said, barely audibly, holding the note like a used handkerchief, “but we’ll pretend that we don’t.” Patti pouted, and Cantrell said, “Just take a seat and get to work.”

I walked up the aisle toward the door. Before I left, I turned and looked back. Patti was heading toward the row where my younger self sat. She was going to sit beside him, and he was going to spend the rest of study hall trying to find a way to tell her that he wanted to go to bed with her without having her laugh, poke him in the ribs, and say, “Oh, Peter, you’re such a kidder,” but it was Albertine who poked me in the ribs, and although I was in the audience at the symposium in Paris I jumped as I had when Mr. Cantrell cleared his throat.

“What?” I said.

“Clap your hands,” she said, and I did.

The panelists called for questions, and Albertine gave me a wink that we know means “I’d rather be in bed.”

We gathered our things, slipped out of the hall, put our raincoats on, and pushed our way out the door and into the evening, where the bluster nearly blew us back inside.

“Talk about wind!” she said, putting her arm through mine. It was not yet dark; the wind was strong, but the temperature was mild and the rain was light.

We were walking through the Jardin du Luxembourg when we noticed that people were hurrying past us, as if they were fleeing something.

“I guess there must have been a call for volunteers to sit through the next panel,” Albertine said, but when we turned to see what was propelling the crowd, we saw a whirlwind, a miniature tornado, moving through the park along the path that we had taken, as if it were pursuing us.

“In here,” said Albertine, and she pulled me into a little cabin, like a phone booth but without a phone. In another moment, the whirlwind began shaking the chestnut trees around us, and nuts thundered onto the roof. Albertine laughed at the oddness of it and hugged herself against me, and I wanted to make love to her right then, right there, to open her raincoat, lift her skirt, and have her while the crowd rushed past, but I didn’t tell her what I wanted, because most of the people rushing past paused long enough to look into the cabin to see if they might find shelter there, and because I have never been good at asking for what I want and because I knew that part of my desire for Albertine was desire for Patti.

When the twister had gone by, we put our heads out of the little cabin and looked around, and when we were sure the coast was clear we started on our way back to the Hotel du Quai Voltaire, chattering like nervous kids on a date.

About halfway there, I suddenly stopped and confessed. “I wanted to make love to you back there, in the little cabin, like strangers thrown together by chance and chestnuts.”

“Peter!” she said, giving me a little swat, “you’ve got to ask for what you want! Do you want to go back?”

“No,” I said. “I guess not. We’d have to get all the rest of the people back and we’d have to get Aeolus to replay the attack of the tornado or find someone to throw nuts on the roof and — ”

I meant to tell her about Patti, honest, but she didn’t give me a chance. She all but dragged me the rest of the way to the hotel. In the little lift she threw herself at me, jumped up and wrapped her legs around me, and when we got to our room she pushed me to the bed and onto my back and straddled me, and at that moment, through some chance conjunction of events and random association of memories, the idea came to me.

Chapter 10

Testing the Hypothesis, Part 1

SO IT WAS THAT, a few nights later, I waited for Patti in front of Dudley Beaker’s house on No Bridge Road. I saw her turn the corner, walking through the circle of streetlamp light. She had dressed in the style of my mother’s high-school days, with saddle shoes, bobby socks, a flippy skirt, and a sweater over a white blouse.

“How did you do this?” I asked her when she was beside me, indicating with a sweep of my hand the head-to-toe verisimilitude she had achieved.

“Research