Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids by Bob Phillips (ebook reader wifi .txt) 📗
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word, and I’ll tell you who I am.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tire.
Tire who?
Tire shoestrings before you trip and fall.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ugo.
Ugo who?
Ugo open the door and see.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vent.
Vent who?
I vent to school this morning. What did you do?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Winnie.
Winnie who?
Winnie funnier joke comes along, I’ll tell it.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Xavier.
Xavier who?
Xavier! She’s sinking in the sea!
OPEN THE DOOR!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery Thanksgiving I eat a lot of turkey.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean standing out here for a long time.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canteloupe.
Canteloupe who?
Canteloupe without a girlfriend.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewayne.
Dewayne who?
Dewayne fell on Noah’s Ark for forty days and forty nights.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elvis.
Elvis who?
Elvis help Santa at Christmastime.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freddie.
Freddie who?
Freddie or not, here I come!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher-ther with these jokes, and I’ll leave!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Halibut.
Halibut who?
Halibut opening the door? I’m tired of knocking.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to open the door. It’s cold outside.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith me on the lips, sweetheart.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lazy.
Lazy who?
Lazy key on the table where I can find it.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Megan.
Megan who?
Megan a funny joke is what I like to do.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nuisance.
Nuisance who?
What’s nuisance I’ve been gone?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver town, people are laughing at my knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Papa.
Papa who?
Papa goes the weasel!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quack.
Quack who?
Quack my tooth on a popcorn kernel.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ray.
Ray who?
Ray-ders of the Lost Ark!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sal.
Sal who?
Sal long way from California to New York.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Taiwan.
Taiwan who?
Taiwan to hear another knock-knock joke?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay who?
You go Uruguay, and I’ll go mine!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Veal.
Veal who?
Veal see you later.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yawl.
Yawl who?
Yawl come back and visit again.
WHO’S OUTSIDE?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Almond.
Almond who?
Almond love with you, so open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher hands up! This is a stickup!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carrot.
Carrot who?
Carrot is what happens when a car gets all rusty.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donna.
Donna who?
Donna you have to finish your homework?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Enid.
Enid who?
Enid help carrying all these packages.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fern.
Fern who?
Fern crying out loud! Let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla is what I cook hamburgers on.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Herring.
Herring who?
Herring aids can help you hear what others are saying.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Imus.
Imus who?
Imus be out of my mind to stay out here.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jester.
Jester who?
Jester minute! I’m going to cry if you don’t open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kipper.
Kipper who?
Kipper locked up in the zoo for people to look at.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lecture.
Lecture who?
Lecture smile be your first hello.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
It takes mummy to buy a car.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good restaurant in this area?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oman.
Oman who?
Oman, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paris.
Paris who?
Paris the thought of another knock-knock joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quark, quark, quark!
Quark, quark, quark who?
Are you a duck?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ray.
Ray who?
Ray-member me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Salami.
Salami who?
Salami in already!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tally.
Tally who?
Are you from England?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Usher.
Usher who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice it time to open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
William.
William who?
William mind bringing me an ice-cream cone?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoga.
Yoga who?
Yoga any idea how tired I am of all these jokes?
LET ME IN!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca my bags and leave if you don’t let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bandage.
Bandage who?
Bandage is determining how long a band has been playing.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cauliflower.
Cauliflower who?
Cauliflower whatever you want—it’s still a flower.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
A donut is a weird person who only eats dough.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther anybody who will answer the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fresno.
Fresno who?
Rudolf the Fresno reindeer.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gophers.
Gophers who?
Gophers to the store, second to the library, and third to Grandma’s.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
I’m fine. How are you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car. Want to go for a ride?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justice.
Justice who?
Justice the best kind of judge to have when you go to court.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kipper.
Kipper who?
Kipper silly knock-knock jokes to yourself.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leena.
Leena who?
Leena too far over the wall, and you’ll fall over.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mabel.
Mabel who?
Mabel go knock on someone else’s door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
New Year.
New Year who?
New Year gonna ask me that!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orbit.
Orbit who?
Orbit of a strange person.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paris.
Paris who?
A Paris good, but I prefer apples!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quebec.
Quebec who?
Quebec to the end of the line!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Racine.
Racine who?
Racine around in circles all day?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sally.
Sally who?
Sally-brate the moments of your life!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tanks.
Tanks who?
Tanks for opening the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Uta.
Uta who?
Uta sight, uta mind!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venue.
Venue who?
Venue stop telling knock-knock jokes, I’ll be glad.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wales.
Wales who?
Wales long as I’m here, shall we go out?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yancy.
Yancy who?
Yancy meeting you here!
WHO’S BANGING ON THE DOOR?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpha.
Alpha who?
Alpha crying out loud! Please open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Biplane.
Biplane who?
Biplane
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