Murder in the Mix Boxed Set 28-30: Cozy Mystery by Addison Moore (books for 7th graders .txt) 📗

My lips purse as I watch my sweet, beautiful wife.

Dear God, she is not meant to be shared. But perhaps the noblest thing I can do for her is give her away.

My heart physically aches at the thought.

I’d rather be in the morgue than in that cell. Either place is interchangeable at this point.

But I will survive this. I have to. For Lemon, for Evie, for the baby. Even if Lemon isn’t mine anymore after all is said and done, we’ll always be family.

Noah kicks his foot to mine. “Hey, wake up, old man. Lottie gets one last massage out of this. It’s called the slow dance.”

I look up to see Lemon doing a macabre sort of slow dance with Lainey as they practice their methodic breathing.

“Why don’t you take this one?” I tell him. “I’ll cut in soon enough.”

“Like you always do,” he says, jumping to his feet, and the next thing I know, he’s got Lemon in his arms as they get their breathing in sync.

And soon enough, they just might be getting their lives in sync, too. My heart breaks just witnessing it, but I might as well give them a head start.

My phone vibrates in my pocket. It’s a message from Evie.

Get home quickly. Verity just sent me another message. I’m scared, Dad. I’m really scared. I need you.

Lemon and Noah insisted on taking off early with me, and seeing that there were only ten minutes left in the class I didn’t put up a fight. Besides, Evie needs all of us. And I need Noah to be a part of her life, to fill the void I’m about to leave in it.

But regardless of having Noah in her life, Evie still needs me. Lemon and the baby need me, too. And I will do everything in my power to fight for the right to remain right here in Honey Hollow, in their lives.

We need each other.

Our happily ever after is just within reach. I can’t let anything stand in the way of that.

But then again, there is that bullet to the heart Jimmy Canelli wants to gift me and the fifteen year extended vacation at Fenwick the DA has planned for me—something is definitely standing in the way of that happily ever after.

And maybe, just maybe, Lemon, Evie, and the baby get that happily ever after with someone other than me.

Noah

Lottie’s new rental is lit up like a beacon in the night. A crowd of women is staked out on the frosted lawn, sitting around the trunks of their cars, sipping from thermoses and snacking on cookies as if they were tailgating. They scream their heads off at us as if we were rock stars as we make our way into the house.

“Evie?” Everett riots as he charges into the living room, and out she springs from down the hall, along with Carlotta.

“Dad, it’s, like, super terrible!” Evie wails. “This is getting weird. I want off this ride.”

She thrusts her phone at him, and he glances at it before closing his eyes.

I snap the phone out of his hand, and Lottie and I read the message for ourselves.

You didn’t listen to me. Now you must pay. The next body buried in your uncle’s backyard will be yours.

Carlotta grips Evie by the shoulders. “No one touches my Evie Stevie! Someone is going to pay for this. Call the sheriff’s department, Foxy.”

“I am the sheriff’s department,” I say as I flick through the previous messages sent from this monster. “Ivy just texted me a few minutes ago. It turns out, a representative at Insta Pictures confirmed the messages were indeed coming from Verity’s account but via another host than Verity was using.”

Carlotta gasps. “Way to go. Did you get their phone number? Let’s ring this sucker up and tell ’em they’re going to be buried behind bars for the rest of their lives.”

“Ivy didn’t get a number, but I got an IP address.” I look to Lottie and Everett. “All I know is, they’re in Honey Hollow. It’s time to do a deep dive. Lottie, where’s your laptop? I’ll dig into it right now.”

In less than a minute, I’m settled on the couch with Lottie and Evie on either side of me while Everett starts a fire before heading over.

“What did you find?” he asks, inspecting the screen.

“Honey Communications is the service provider.”

“Hey”—Lottie pulls back a notch—“that’s who we use at the bakery. I mean, we’re practically forced to use it. They have a monopoly on Main Street.”

Carlotta clucks her tongue. “You should switch to Com Link like we have at the house. I bet you’d get a discount for having two accounts.”

“I wish.” Lottie looks my way. “Honey Communications practically owns all of downtown. There aren’t any other options.”

“Okay,” Everett says. “We know they either live or work downtown. What else can the IP address tell us?”

“Nothing,” I grunt. “I’ll need to talk to Honey Communications.”

“Well, get on the horn.” Evie bumps her shoulder to mine. “Call them, like, right now.”

“I can’t.” I sigh as I stare at the laptop before me. “Ivy has to do it, and she’ll need a judge to give her clearance to dig into their files.”

“Dad,” Evie wails as she turns to Everett. “Make this happen. There’s a nutburger out there who wants to bury me alive.”

“Nah,” Carlotta says as she scoops up Pancake and Waffles. “They’ll probably chop you up into teeny tiny pieces first. What sense is it to toss you into an open grave if you’re just gonna crawl your way back out? Unless, of course, there’s duct tape involved. Then we’re talking about a game changer.”

“Mom”—Evie growls—“make her stop.”

“Carlotta,” Lottie snips.

“Fine, fine.” Carlotta lands a cat in Lottie’s lap. “I was just trying to cheer the poor kid up. I guess if you’re not gonna get a hacker to bust into Honey Communications, we might as well go to bed and hope to see our Evie Stevie come morning, safe and in one