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I deserve; for who fetched me so low when I was so high?  I did myself.  I donā€™t blame you, gentlemenā€”far from it; I donā€™t blame anybody.  I deserve it all.  Let the cold world do its worst; one thing I knowā€”thereā€™s a grave somewhere for me. The world may go on just as itā€™s always done, and take everything from meā€”loved ones, property, everything; but it canā€™t take that. Some day Iā€™ll lie down in it and forget it all, and my poor broken heart will be at rest.ā€  He went on a-wiping.

ā€œDrot your pore broken heart,ā€ says the baldhead; ā€œwhat are you heaving your pore broken heart at us fā€™r?  we hainā€™t done nothing.ā€

ā€œNo, I know you havenā€™t.  I ainā€™t blaming you, gentlemen.  I brought myself downā€”yes, I did it myself.  Itā€™s right I should sufferā€”perfectly rightā€”I donā€™t make any moan.ā€

ā€œBrought you down from whar?  Whar was you brought down from?ā€

ā€œAh, you would not believe me; the world never believesā€”let it passā€”ā€™tis no matter.  The secret of my birthā€”ā€

ā€œThe secret of your birth!  Do you mean to sayā€”ā€

ā€œGentlemen,ā€ says the young man, very solemn, ā€œI will reveal it to you, for I feel I may have confidence in you.  By rights I am a duke!ā€







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Jimā€™s eyes bugged out when he heard that; and I reckon mine did, too. Then the baldhead says:  "No! you canā€™t mean it?ā€

ā€œYes.  My great-grandfather, eldest son of the Duke of Bridgewater, fled to this country about the end of the last century, to breathe the pure air of freedom; married here, and died, leaving a son, his own father dying about the same time.  The second son of the late duke seized the titles and estatesā€”the infant real duke was ignored.  I am the lineal descendant of that infantā€”I am the rightful Duke of Bridgewater; and here am I, forlorn, torn from my high estate, hunted of men, despised by the cold world, ragged, worn, heart-broken, and degraded to the companionship of felons on a raft!ā€

Jim pitied him ever so much, and so did I. We tried to comfort him, but he said it warnā€™t much use, he couldnā€™t be much comforted; said if we was a mind to acknowledge him, that would do him more good than most anything else; so we said we would, if he would tell us how.  He said we ought to bow when we spoke to him, and say ā€œYour Grace,ā€ or ā€œMy Lord,ā€ or ā€œYour Lordshipā€ā€”and he wouldnā€™t mind it if we called him plain ā€œBridgewater,ā€ which, he said, was a title anyway, and not a name; and one of us ought to wait on him at dinner, and do any little thing for him he wanted done.

Well, that was all easy, so we done it.  All through dinner Jim stood around and waited on him, and says, ā€œWill yoā€™ Grace have some oā€™ dis or some oā€™ dat?ā€ and so on, and a body could see it was mighty pleasing to him.

But the old man got pretty silent by and byā€”didnā€™t have much to say, and didnā€™t look pretty comfortable over all that petting that was going on around that duke.  He seemed to have something on his mind.  So, along in the afternoon, he says:

ā€œLooky here, Bilgewater,ā€ he says, ā€œIā€™m nation sorry for you, but you ainā€™t the only person thatā€™s had troubles like that.ā€

ā€œNo?ā€

ā€œNo you ainā€™t.  You ainā€™t the only person thatā€™s ben snaked down wrongfully outā€™n a high place.ā€

ā€œAlas!ā€

ā€œNo, you ainā€™t the only person thatā€™s had a secret of his birth.ā€  And, by jings, he begins to cry.

ā€œHold!  What do you mean?ā€

ā€œBilgewater, kin I trust you?ā€ says the old man, still sort of sobbing.

ā€œTo the bitter death!ā€  He took the old man by the hand and squeezed it, and says, ā€œThat secret of your being:  speak!ā€

ā€œBilgewater, I am the late Dauphin!ā€







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You bet you, Jim and me stared this time.  Then the duke says:

ā€œYou are what?ā€

ā€œYes, my friend, it is too trueā€”your eyes is lookinā€™ at this very moment on the pore disappeared Dauphin, Looy the Seventeen, son of Looy the Sixteen and Marry Antonette.ā€

ā€œYou!  At your age!  No!  You mean youā€™re the late Charlemagne; you must be six or seven hundred years old, at the very least.ā€

ā€œTrouble has done it, Bilgewater, trouble has done it; trouble has brung these gray hairs and this premature balditude.  Yes, gentlemen, you see before you, in blue jeans and misery, the wanderinā€™, exiled, trampled-on, and sufferinā€™ rightful King of France.ā€

Well, he cried and took on so that me and Jim didnā€™t know hardly what to do, we was so sorryā€”and so glad and proud weā€™d got him with us, too.  So we set in, like we done before with the duke, and tried to comfort him. But he said it warnā€™t no use, nothing but to be dead and done with it all could do him any good; though he said it often made him feel easier and better for a while if people treated him according to his rights, and got down on one knee to speak to him, and always called him ā€œYour Majesty,ā€ and waited on him first at meals, and didnā€™t set down in his presence till he asked them. So Jim and me set to majestying him, and doing this and that and tā€™other for him, and standing up till he told us we might set down.  This done him heaps of good, and so he got cheerful and comfortable.  But the duke kind of soured on him, and didnā€™t look a bit satisfied with the way things was going; still, the king acted real friendly towards him, and said the dukeā€™s great-grandfather and all the other Dukes of Bilgewater was a good deal thought of by his father, and was allowed to come to the palace considerable; but the duke stayed huffy a good while, till by and by the king says:

ā€œLike as not we got to be together a blamed long time on this h-yer raft, Bilgewater, and so whatā€™s the use oā€™ your beinā€™ sour?  It ā€™ll only make things oncomfortable.  It ainā€™t my fault I warnā€™t born a duke, it ainā€™t your fault you warnā€™t born a kingā€”so whatā€™s the use to worry?  Make the best oā€™ things the way you find ā€™em, says Iā€”thatā€™s my motto.  This ainā€™t no bad thing that weā€™ve struck hereā€”plenty grub and an easy lifeā€”come, give us your hand, duke, and leā€™s all be friends.ā€

The duke done it, and Jim and me was pretty glad to see it.  It took away all the uncomfortableness and we felt mighty good over it, because it would a been a miserable business to have any unfriendliness on the raft; for what you want, above all things, on a raft, is for everybody to be satisfied, and feel right and kind towards the others.

It didnā€™t take me long to make up my mind that these liars warnā€™t no kings nor dukes at all, but just low-down humbugs and frauds.  But I never said nothing, never let on; kept it to myself; itā€™s the best way; then you donā€™t have no quarrels, and donā€™t get into no trouble.  If they wanted us to call them kings and dukes, I hadnā€™t no objections, ā€™long as it would keep peace in the family; and it warnā€™t no use to tell Jim, so I didnā€™t tell him.  If I never learnt nothing else out of pap, I learnt that the best way to get along with his kind of people is to let them have their own way.







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CHAPTER XX.

THEY asked us considerable many questions; wanted to know what we covered up the raft that way for, and laid by in the daytime instead of runningā€”was Jim a runaway nigger?  Says I:

ā€œGoodness sakes! would a runaway nigger run south?ā€

No, they allowed he wouldnā€™t.  I had to account for things some way, so I says:

ā€œMy folks was living in Pike County, in Missouri, where I was born, and they all died off but me and pa and my brother Ike.  Pa, he ā€™lowed heā€™d break up and go down and live with Uncle Ben, whoā€™s got a little one-horse place on the river, forty-four mile below Orleans.  Pa was pretty poor, and had some debts; so when heā€™d squared up there warnā€™t nothing left but sixteen dollars and our nigger, Jim.  That warnā€™t enough to take us fourteen hundred mile, deck passage nor no other way.  Well, when the river rose pa had a streak of luck one day; he ketched this piece of a raft; so we reckoned weā€™d go down to Orleans on it.  Paā€™s luck didnā€™t hold out; a steamboat run over the forrard corner of the raft one night, and we all went overboard and dove under the wheel; Jim and me come up all right, but pa was drunk, and Ike was only four years old, so they never come up no more.  Well, for the next day or two we had considerable trouble, because people was always coming out in skiffs and trying to take Jim away from me, saying they believed he was a runaway nigger.  We donā€™t run daytimes no more now; nights they donā€™t bother us.ā€

The duke says:

ā€œLeave me alone to cipher out a way so we can run in the daytime if we want to.  Iā€™ll think the thing overā€”Iā€™ll invent a plan thatā€™ll fix it. Weā€™ll let it alone for to-day, because of course we donā€™t want to go by that town yonder in daylightā€”it mightnā€™t be healthy.ā€

Towards night it begun to darken up and look like rain; the heat lightning was squirting around low down in the sky, and the leaves was beginning to shiverā€”it was going to be pretty ugly, it was easy to see that.  So the duke and the king went to overhauling our wigwam, to see what the beds was like.  My bed was a straw tick better than Jimā€™s, which was a corn-shuck tick; thereā€™s always cobs around about in a shuck tick, and they poke into you and hurt; and when you roll over the dry shucks sound like you was rolling over in a pile of dead leaves; it makes such a rustling that you wake up.  Well, the duke allowed he would take my bed; but the king allowed he wouldnā€™t.  He says:

ā€œI should a reckoned the difference in rank would a sejested to you that a corn-shuck bed warnā€™t just fitten for me to sleep on.  Your Grace ā€™ll take the shuck bed yourself.ā€

Jim and me was in a sweat again for a minute, being afraid there was going to be some more trouble amongst them; so we was pretty glad when the duke says:

ā€œā€™Tis my fate to be always ground into the mire under the iron heel of oppression.  Misfortune has broken my once haughty spirit; I yield, I submit; ā€™tis my fate.  I am alone in the worldā€”let me suffer; can bear it.ā€

We got away as soon as it was good and dark.  The king told us to stand well out towards the middle of the river, and not show a light till we got a long ways below the town.  We come in sight of the little bunch of lights by and byā€”that was the town, you knowā€”and slid by, about a half a mile out, all right.  When we was three-quarters of a mile below we hoisted up our signal lantern; and about ten oā€™clock it come on to rain and blow and thunder and lighten like everything; so the king told us to both stay on watch till the weather got better; then him and the duke crawled into the wigwam and turned in for the night.  It was my watch below till twelve, but I wouldnā€™t a turned in anyway if Iā€™d had a bed, because a body donā€™t see such a storm as that every day

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