Just William - Richmal Crompton (have you read this book .TXT) 📗

social outcast, a boy without a bow and arrow; for bows and arrows were the fashion. If only one of the others would break a window or hit a silly old cat that hadn’t the sense to keep out of the way.

He came to a stile leading into a field and took his seat upon it dejectedly, his elbows on his knees, his chin in his hands. Life was simply not worth living.

“A rotten old cat!” he said aloud, “a rotten old cat!⁠—and didn’t even hurt it. It⁠—it made a fuss⁠—jus’ out of spite, screamin’ and carryin’ on! And windows!⁠—as if glass wasn’t cheap enough⁠—and easy to put in. I could⁠—I could mend ’em myself⁠—if I’d got the stuff to do it. I⁠—” He stopped. Something was coming down the road. It came jauntily with a light, dancing step, fox-terrier ears cocked, retriever nose raised, collie tail wagging, slightly dachshund body a-quiver with the joy of life.

It stopped in front of William with a glad bark of welcome, then stood eager, alert, friendly, a mongrel unashamed.

“Rats! Fetch ’em out!” said William idly.

It gave a little spring and waited, front paws apart and crouching, a waggish eye upraised to William. William broke off a stick from the hedge and threw it. His visitor darted after it with a shrill bark, took it up, worried it, threw it into the air, caught it, growled at it, finally brought it back to William and waited, panting, eager, unmistakably grinning, begging for more.

William’s drooping spirits revived. He descended from his perch and examined its collar. It bore the one word “Jumble.”

“Hey! Jumble!” he called, setting off down the road.

Jumble jumped up around him, dashed off, dashed back, worried his boots, jumped up at him again in wild, eager friendship, dashed off again, begged for another stick, caught it, rolled over with it, growled at it, then chewed it up and laid the remains at William’s feet.

“Good ole chap!” said William encouragingly. “Good ole Jumble! Come on, then.”

Jumble came on. William walked through the village with a self-conscious air of proud yet careless ownership, while Jumble gambolled round his heels.

Every now and then he would turn his head and whistle imperiously, to recall his straying protégé from the investigation of ditches and roadside. It was a whistle, commanding, controlling, yet withal careless, that William had sometimes practised privately in readiness for the blissful day when Fate should present him with a real live dog of his own. So far Fate, in the persons of his father and mother, had been proof against all his pleading.

William passed a blissful morning. Jumble swam in the pond, he fetched sticks out of it, he shook himself violently all over William, he ran after a hen, he was chased by a cat, he barked at a herd of cows, he pulled down a curtain that was hanging out in a cottage garden to dry⁠—he was mischievous, affectionate, humorous, utterly irresistible⁠—and he completely adopted William. William would turn a corner with a careless swagger and then watch breathlessly to see if the rollicking, frisky little figure would follow, and always it came tearing eagerly after him.

William was rather late to lunch. His father and mother and elder brother and sister were just beginning the meal. He slipped quietly and unostentatiously into his seat. His father was reading a newspaper. Mr. Brown always took two daily papers, one of which he perused at breakfast and the other at lunch.

“William,” said Mrs. Brown, “I do wish you’d be in time, and I do wish you’d brush your hair before you come to table.”

William raised a hand to perform the operation, but catching sight of its colour, hastily lowered it.

“No, Ethel dear, I didn’t know anyone had taken Lavender Cottage. An artist? How nice! William dear, do sit still. Have they moved in yet?”

“Yes,” said Ethel, “they’ve taken it furnished for two months, I think. Oh, my goodness, just look at William’s hands!”

William put his hands under the table and glared at her.

“Go and wash your hands, dear,” said Mrs. Brown patiently.

For eleven years she had filled the trying position of William’s mother. It had taught her patience.

William rose reluctantly.

“They’re not dirty,” he said in a tone of righteous indignation. “Well, anyway, they’ve been dirtier other times and you’ve said nothin’. I can’t be always washin’ them, can I? Some sorts of hands get dirty quicker than others an’ if you keep on washin’ it only makes them worse an’⁠—”

Ethel groaned and William’s father lowered his paper. William withdrew quickly but with an air of dignity.

“And just look at his boots!” said Ethel as he went. “Simply caked; and his stockings are soaking wet⁠—you can see from here. He’s been right in the pond by the look of him and⁠—”

William heard no more. There were moments when he actively disliked Ethel.

He returned a few minutes later, shining with cleanliness, his hair brushed back fiercely off his face.

“His nails,” murmured Ethel as he sat down.

“Well,” said Mrs. Brown, “go on telling us about the new people. William, do hold your knife properly, dear. Yes, Ethel?”

William finished his meal in silence, then brought forth his momentous announcement.

“I’ve gotter dog,” he said with an air of importance.

“What sort of a dog?” and “Who gave it to you?” said Robert and Ethel simultaneously.

“No one gave it me,” he said. “I jus’ got it. It began following me this morning an’ I couldn’t get rid of it. It wouldn’t go, anyway. It followed me all round the village an’ it came home with me. I couldn’t get rid of it, anyhow.”

“Where is it now?” said Mrs. Brown anxiously.

“In the back garden.”

Mr. Brown folded up his paper.

“Digging up my flowerbeds, I suppose,” he said with despairing resignation.

“He’s tied up all right,” William reassured him. “I tied him to the tree in the middle of the rose-bed.”

“The rose-bed!” groaned his father. “Good Lord!”

“Has he had anything to eat?” demanded Robert sternly.

“Yes,” said William, avoiding his mother’s eye. “I found a few bits of old things for