How to Make Anyone Fall in Love with You by Leil Lowndes (knowledgeable books to read TXT) 📗

Female Porn Flavor

Undiluted vanilla.

Female Porn Ending

Fades slowly out on the final kiss after a mutually fulfilling experience.

Soft music under credits.

Ranges from very weak to none. Usually, Dicky sees Jane. Dicky does Jane in five to twenty-five positions. (Huntresses, for a real hoot, put your VCR on fast forward and watch Dicky and Jane do it at the speed of light.)

Male Porn Locales

Cheesy rooms. Any bed, any couch, any floor.

Male Porn Flavor

Every flavor in the book—and then a few nobody ever heard of.

Male Porn Ending

Male star climaxes. (Must end at this point because male performer loses his "talent.") Film flickers and screen flashes to black.

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late the lascivious expressions and corporeal contortions of the female porn stars while making love with your Quarry. But simply having seen a porno flick gives you a more masculine insight into raw sex. The closer a woman is in tune with a man sexually, the hotter sex is for him.

TECHNIQUE #75 (FOR HUNTRESSES):

LEARN "RAW SEX" FROM MEN'S FLICKS

Huntresses, you may laugh (you may also turn green and gag), but study men's porno flicks to pickup some hints

on raw sex. Men spend millions of dollars annually to see hot women lusting after the male body in such films.

You don't have to go overboard and act like you'd have an orgasm if your Quarry so much as kissed you, but, to make him fall in love with you, a little lust wouldn't hurt.

Additional "Coarse" Materials for Your Raw Sex Curriculum

Huntresses, if you don't have a , all is not lost for you, either. You can get a good cross-gender VCR

experience by grabbing a handful of men's magazines likPeenthouse, Playboy , and Galleryfrom magazine stores. Turn to the letters section, the most educational part for women by far.

In men's fantasies, instead of 90 percent buildup and 10 percent sex, you'll find 10 percent buildup and 90

percent sex. Instead of reading about the eyes, profile, or bronzed skin mentioned in the Harlequin fantasy, men make frequent reference to their own favorite anatomical part—embellished by adjectives likelarge, huge, immense, enormous , and massive .

Instead of Harlequin's sensitive available partners falling in love, the starring characters of men's fantasies are usually

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unavailable women who couldn't care less about relationships—the naughty nurse, the horny housewife, the hot baby-sitter, the lascivious lesbian, the pantiless hitchhiker. In fact, in perusing a thigh-high stack of men's magazines, the three little magic words, "I love you," or tender phrases like

"My darling girl" were nowhere to be found.

Replacing them were tributes such as "You're one hot little number" and "Oh you insatiable bitch!"

Obviously, love and sex are not as intertwined in male fantasies.

TECHNIQUE #76 (FOR HUNTRESSES):

READ THEIR RAGS

Huntresses, read a few men's magazines. You'll find the hot letters from hot readers of special interest.

If what goes in those letters is not precisely true, it's the best documentation of male wishful thinking ever printed.

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Women?

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Hunters, you do (I hope) realize that the generalizations (many), the exaggerations (slight), and the humor (weak) in the previous chapter were simply to make a point. Lest you think I was man-bashing, let me now offer you a peace offering.

Men suffer a bad rap for being less romantic than women. Naturally, if you do a survey of men or women at the mall asking "Who's more romantic?"

the majority will say wom4e8nA. t first glance, the evidence is pretty overwhelming that women are the romantic s. Indeed, they are when it comes to saying

"I love you," remembering Valentine's Day, and knowing "it's the little things that count" (like an engagement ring). But when it comes to the truly deep and important definition of romance, you men are the big winners.

At some point in your life, gentlemen, the woman of your dreams will probably say accusingly (in response to one of your everyday "insensitive"

remarks) that "you men are all alike! You're so unromantic !" My gift to you is the following.

Someday it will come in handy, in self-defense. I've packaged it neatly in the form of a quiz that you can give her when she calls you unromantic.

Who really is capable of loving more, men or women?

QUESTIONS MEN WOMEN

Who falls in love faster? __ __ Who is more idealistic about love? __

__ Who usually initiates the breakup? __ __ Who suffers more from a breakup? __ __ Who loves their lovers more? __ __

Who Falls In Love Faster? Men!

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In one study, seven hundred young lovers were asked,

"How early did you realize you were in love?" Men fell in love faster. Before the fourth date, 20 percent of men had taken the tumble, whereas only 15

percent of the women realized Cupid had stung them; 43 percent of the women still didn't know they were in love by the twentieth date, compared to only 30

percent of the men49. Women are more cautious about getting involved.

Who Is More Idealistic About Love? Men!

Another study determined that men had a far more idealistic and less practical view of lov50e.Men were not nearly as concerned with a woman's social position or how much money she made.

More men felt that as long as two people truly love each other, they should have no trouble getting along in marriage.

Who Usually Initiates the Breakup? Women!

A group of Harvard scientists vigilantly followed the affairs of 231 Boston couples. Of those who split up, usually it was the woman who suggested the separation. The men wanted to stick it out to the bitter end.51

Who Suffers More From a Breakup? Men!

The men felt lonelier, more depressed, unloved, and least free after a split. The men reported that they found it extremely hard to accept that they were no longer loved and that she had really gone.

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What disturbed them most was that they felt there was nothing they could do about it. They were plagued with the hope that if only they had said the right thing . . . done the right thing. . . .

In fact, three times as many men commit suicide after a disastrous love affair as women do.

Who Loves Their