Man-Kzin Wars IV by Larry Niven (graded readers .txt) 📗

reading. “When we want to, or need to.”

“I need to talk,” Halloran said.

Olsen put her book down. Perversely guilty, Halloran asked what she had been reading.

“Montagu, The Man Who Never Was,” she replied.

“What’s it about?”

“It’s ancient history,” she said. “Forbidden stuff. Twentieth century. During the Second World War—remember that?”

“I’m educated,” he said. As much as such obscene subjects had been taught in school. Pacific Grove had been progressive.

“The Allies dressed up a corpse in one of their uniforms and gave him a courier’s bag with false information. Then they dumped him where he could be picked up by the Axis.”

Halloran gawped for a moment. “Sounds grim.”

“I doubt the corpse minded.”

“And I’m the corpse?”

Olsen grinned. “You don’t fit the profile at all. You’re not The Man Who Never Was. You’re one of those soldiers trained to speak the enemy’s language and dropped behind the lines in the enemy’s uniforms to wreak havoc.”

“Why are you so interested in World War Two?”

“Fits our times. This stuff used to be pornography—or whatever the equivalent is for literature about violence and destruction, and they’d send you to the psychist if they caught you with it. Now it’s available anywhere. Psychological refitting. Still, the thought of…” She shook her head. “Killing. Even thinking like one of them—so ready to kill…”

Ysyvry broke her meditation by blinking three times in quick succession and turned pointedly to face Halloran.

“To the normal person of a few years ago, what you’ve become would be unspeakably disgusting.”

“And what about now?”

“It’s necessity,” Ysyvry said. That word again. “We’re no better than you. We’re all soldiers now. Killers.”

“So we’re too ashamed to speak to each other?”

“We didn’t know you wanted to talk,” Olsen said.

Throughout his life, even as insensitive as he had tried to become, he had been amazed at how others, especially women, could be so ignorant of their fellows. “I’ll probably be dead in a month,” he said.

“So you want sympathy?” Olsen said, wide-eyed “The Man Who Would be Kzin wants sympathy? Such bad technique…”

“Forget it,” Halloran said, feeling his stomach twist.

“We learned a lot about you,” Ysyvry continued. “What you might do in a moment of weakness, how you had once been a troublemaker, using your abilities to fool people… Belters value ingenuity and independence, but we also value respect. Simple politeness.”

Halloran felt a deep void open up beneath him. “I was young when I did those things.” His eyes filled with tears. “Tanjit, I’m sacrificing myself for my people, and you treat me as if I’m a bleeping dog turd!”

“Yeah,” Olsen said, turning away. “We don’t like flatlanders, anyway, and … I suppose we’re not used to this whole war thing. We’ve had friends die. We’d just as soon it all went away. Even you.”

“So,” Ysyvry said, taking a deep breath. “Tell us about yourself. You studied music?”

The turnabout startled him. He wiped his eyes with his sleeve. “Yes. Concentrating on Josef Haydn.”

“Play us something,” Olsen suggested, reaching into a hidden corner slot to pull out a portable music keyboard he hadn’t known the ship carried. “Haydn, Glenn Miller, Sting, anything classical.”

For the merest instant, he had the impulse to become Halloran-Kzin. Instead, he took the keyboard and stared at the black and white arrangement. Then he played the first movement of Sonata Number 40 in E Flat, a familiar piece for him. Ysyvry and Olsen listened intently.

As he lightly completed the last few bars, Halloran closed his eyes and imagined the portraits of Haydn, powdered wig and all. He glanced at the Belter pilots from the corners of his eyes.

Ysyvry flinched and Olsen released a small squeak of surprise. He lifted his fingers from the keyboard and rotated to face them.

“Stop that,” Olsen requested, obviously impressed.

Halloran dropped the illusion.

“That was beautiful,” Ysyvry said.

“I’m human after all, even if I am a flatlander, no?”

“We’ll give you that much,” Olsen said. “You can look like anything you want to?”

“I’d rather talk about the music,” Halloran said, adjusting tones on the musicomp to mimic harpsichord.

“We’ve never seen a kzin up close, for real,” Ysyvry said. The expression on their faces was grimly anticipatory: Come on, scare us.

“I’m not a freak.”

“So we’ve already established that much,” Olsen said. “But you’re a bit of a show-off, aren’t you?”

“And a mind-reader,” Ysyvry said.

He had deliberately avoided looking into their thoughts. Nobility of purpose.

“Perfect companion for a long voyage,” Olsen added. “You can be whatever, whomever you want to be.” Their expressions had become almost salacious. Now Halloran was sorry he had ever initiated conversation. How much of this was teasing, how much—actual cruelty?

Or were they simply testing his stability before insertion?

“You’d like to see a kzin?” he asked quietly.

“We’d like to see Fixer-of-Weapons,” Ysyvry affirmed. “We were told you’d need to test the illusion before we release the hulk and your lifeship.”

“It’s a bit early—we still have two hundred hours.”

“All the more time to turn back if you don’t convince us,” Olsen said.

“It’s not just a hat I can put on and take off.” He glanced between them, finding little apparent sympathy. Belters were polite, individualistic, but not the most socially adept of people. No wonder their mainstay on long voyages was silence. “I won’t wear Fixer-of-Weapons unless I become him.”

“You won’t consciously know you’re human?”

Halloran shook his head. “I’d rather not have the dichotomy to deal with. I’ll be too busy with other activities.”

“So the kzinti will think you’re one of them, and … will you?”

“I will be Fixer-of-Weapons, or as close as I can become,” Halloran said.

“Then you’re worse than the fake soldiers in World War II,” Olsen commented dryly.

“Show us,” Ysyvry said, over her companion’s words.

Halloran tapped his fingers on the edge of the keyboard for a few seconds. He could show them Halloran-Kzin—the generic kzin he had manufactured from Fixer-of-Weapons’s memories. That would not be difficult.

“No,” he said. “You’ve implied that there’s something wrong, somehow, in what I’m going to do. And you’re right. I only volunteered to do this sort of thing because we’re desperate. But it’s not a game.