Lassiter 07 - Flesh and Bones by Levine, Paul (best fiction books to read TXT) 📗

"She's sleeping," he said, "but before she nodded off, she told me you had a great, secret plan. Want to share it with me?"

"Nothing to share," I said.

"Just as I thought." He was folding pizza boxes in half, jamming them into the trash. "She's such a frail thing, Jake."

"That's why I've got to win. She'll never make it in prison. Never."

"You're in a quandary," Charlie said. "You've proved Chrissy is a victim of Schein's manipulations, but you can't get around the fact that she killed her father."

"It's not a fact. It's an assumption made by the medical examiner." Getting out of my doldrums, starting to think like a lawyer.

"Unless you have contrary evidence, my boy, it's a fact."

"It could have been natural heart failure. It could have been medical malpractice. Larry Schein might have killed Harry in the hospital room."

"Proof, Jake! Where's your proof?"

I thought about it a second. "Schein said a couple of squirrelly things in court today, and they're still bothering me."

"A fine piece of lawyering, Jake, in case I failed to mention it. You built a fine ladder, put your hostile witness on the top rung, then knocked it down. He fell pretty hard."

"Thanks. Did you notice his time line's off?"

"How so?"

"Schein rushes out of the Hotel Astor at eleven-oh-five P.M. He gets to the hospital at eleven-forty P.M. It shouldn't take thirty-five minutes to get from the Astor to Mount Sinai."

"It was a Friday night. You know how slow traffic is on South Beach."

"Only if you go up Ocean Drive. The hospital is a straight shot up Alton. Ten to twelve minutes, no problem, especially if you're in a hurry."

"Maybe someone's watch was wrong. Maybe the valet parkers at the Astor were smoking weed or shooting craps."

"Yeah, and maybe Schein stayed to polish off his Grand Marnier soufflé, but I think it's screwy."

"What else?" Charlie asked. "What else did Schein say that you found 'squirrelly'? An interesting choice of words."

"Why, because he's a rodent?"

"No, because the name is derived from the Vulgar Latin scuriolus, which sounds so much like our word 'scurrilous.' At any rate, what did he say?"

"Maybe it's nothing, but it gave me an idea. Can you get a business directory for Miami Beach, one of those books that lists every commercial establishment by street?"

"Sure."

"And go over the autopsy report again, everything from toxicology to the EKG, okay?"

"I'll do it, Jake. But Harry Bernhardt wasn't poisoned; he wasn't stabbed; and he wasn't smothered. He was shot by that poor girl and had a heart attack following surgery. They've got causation nailed down tight. What's the point of attacking it?"

"It's the only way to win," I said.

I finished my preparations for the morning session just after the eleven o'clock news. Now I was lying on my sofa, eyes closed, half sleeping, half thinking, when Chrissy nudged me. She wanted to go out. A vestige of the mow-dell days, parties that start at midnight and end with steak and eggs for breakfast at the News Café.

"I'm too tired," I told her. "I missed my disco nap 'cause I was tied up in court."

"Tell me about it," she said. "Look, if you don't mind, I gotta go anyway. It's an opening, Jake, and they're gonna pay me two thousand dollars."

"You know our rules. No booze, no drugs, no parties 'til the trial's over."

After which there might not be any festivities for a very long time, my lawyerly self might have added.

"Jake, I need the money."

Weirdly, Chrissy had become a local celebrity. While the national advertisers wouldn't touch her, the publicity in Miami had made her a star. A Hialeah garment manufacturer had hired her as the spokesperson for Fem-Gun, a brassiere with a compartment for a .22 pistol. She'd been asked to speak to various women's clubs, including Daughters Against Rape, an incest survivors' group, and Bitches with Balls, a lesbian support group.

Reporters followed her to the courthouse, reported on her clothing, her lifestyle, her garbage (yogurt, torn panty hose, spermicidal jelly), and her reading habits, which consisted of fashion magazines and mysteries by Carol Higgins Clark. So, when a new club opened, it paid to have Chrissy there, along with the likes of Madonna, Sly, and occasionally Jack Nicholson. And if she was going, I was going, too.

The bouncer wore a muscle T-shirt and three earrings, one of which was embedded, like an errant fishhook, in his right eyebrow. His trapezius muscles bulged almost to his ears and bore the telltale acne of steroid abuse. While the plebeians strained against the red velvet rope, my lady and I were waved to the front, Musclehead's dim face showing recognition when he saw Chrissy in her red leather mini.

"Maybe I should frisk you," he said with a leer.

"I already have," I said, and we pushed past him into Quicksand, the newest club about to enjoy its fifteen minutes of South Beach fame.

The throbbing music grated at a decibel level that once induced General Noriega to come out of hiding. Multicolored lasers pierced through a man-made fog that drifted to the ceiling. Some undressed bodybuilders, male and female, frolicked in the pit filled with mud that gave the club its name. On the dance floor, folks of various genders spun and twirled: bare-chested gay boys, their pecs slicked with oil; girls dancing with girls; a few guys with their dates, hanging on for dear life. It was a sea of leather, chains, boots, and bare flesh, each person trendier than the next.

Chrissy leaned close and yelled something into my ear. I couldn't hear a thing. She motioned toward two middle-aged men in double-breasted suits over black T-shirts. A covey of Miami Beach quail hovered around them, and a photographer for Ocean Drive magazine snapped off a dozen pictures. One of the men had a ponytail, though he was nearly bald on top. The other had a shaved head, reminding me of Larry Schein. I still couldn't hear Chrissy, but as she moved to talk to