Piccadilly Jim - P. G. Wodehouse (best romance ebooks TXT) 📗

of spirit could possibly stand it? If ever there had been a time for being soothing and serious and pleading, it had been these last few minutes. And he talked like that!

Ten minutes passed. Jimmy sprang from his chair. He thought he had heard a footstep. He flung the door open. The passage was empty. He returned miserably to his chair. Of course she had not come back. Why should she?

A voice spoke.

“Jimmy!”

He leaped up again, and looked wildly round. Then he looked up. Ann was leaning over the gallery rail.

“Jimmy, I’ve been thinking it over. There’s something I want to ask you. Do you admit that you behaved abominably five years ago?”

“Yes!” shouted Jimmy.

“And that you’ve been behaving just as badly ever since?”

“Yes!”

“And that you are really a pretty awful sort of person?”

“Yes!”

“Then it’s all right. You deserve it!”

“Deserve it?”

“Deserve to marry a girl like me. I was worried about it, but now I see that it’s the only punishment bad enough for you!” She raised her arm.

“Here’s the dead past, Jimmy! Go and bury it! Good night!”

A small book fell squashily at Jimmy’s feet. He regarded it dully for a moment. Then, with a wild yell which penetrated even to Mr. Pett’s bedroom and woke that sufferer just as he was dropping off to sleep for the third time that night he bounded for the gallery stairs.

At the further end of the gallery a musical laugh sounded, and a door closed. Ann had gone.

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Piccadilly Jim
was published in 1917 by
P. G. Wodehouse.

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