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“Miss Tycho?” said the specialist.
“Yuh-yes, Doctor?” choked Syndi. “How’s she doing?”
“Not well, I’m afraid. Your mother has perhaps two days to live.”
The Mother of All Battles
Lacking external foes, one F*O*O*Jster was psychosomatically destroying herself, and collectively the remaining F*O*O*Jsters were turning on themselves in a psychotic downspiral of workplace-superpowered civil war. Most disturbingly, in their collective breakdown, the F*O*O*J’s paranoia had plummeted even to the point of questioning the identity and integrity of their therapist.
Unless I were able to help my sanity-supplicants integrate the disparate lessons they’d gained from therapy into a new paradigm of postheroic psychemotional equilibrium, they would soon destroy themselves…and countless innocent people along with them.
CHAPTER ELEVEN
Self-Distraction is Self-Destruction
SUNDAY, JULY 16, 4:33 P.M.
Countdown to Armageddon
Perhaps I should leave,” I suggested, “and let you all work during this obvious crisis.”
“You’re not going anywhere, Miss Brain!” said Festus.
“Surely you don’t believe Kareem’s delusion about me being…I mean, that I could be—”
“It’s not whether I believe it. It’s that he does. Which means you’re his target. So you’re not only in danger and needing our protection,” he said, stepping toward me and clamping his gigantic hands on my shoulders in a gesture I imagined was intended to be reassuring, “you’re our bait.”
After forcing me to offer multiple reassurances that I was not Menton the Destroyer, the three F*O*O*Jsters focused on the aforementioned frightening fracas soon to unfold. Not since the breakdown of Gil Gamoid and the N-Kid had there been the threat of terrorism by a member of the F*O*O*J.
After a moment of silence, Festus said, “How do we know Edgerton didn’t kill Hawk King?”
Syndi’s lips parted, curled into disgust accentuated by the electrical burn on her cheek. “Oh, shut up, Festus! Why not just accuse him of killing Kennedy while you’re at it? Oh no, I forgot—Kareem was only a baby, but you were in Dallas that day—”
“Naw, look here, girly,” said André, regaining his trademarked urban drawl and swagger. “What if Squirrel-dawg be right? Check it: Major Ursa and the Spectacle said there were no signs of forced entry or teleportation at the Blue Pyramid. Whoever, y’know…did it, like, Hawk King had to’ve known im, right? So what if Kreem’s tellin the truth about a special relationship with Hawk King? The King coulda let him in—”
“How, André? How would Kareem have enough power to kill Hawk King?” she said. “And more important, why would he want to kill his idol?”
“Look, girl, who knows how powerful Kreem really is? Think about what he could do with all his logo-magicalisms. He could send words down somebody’s throat and clog their lungs or stop their heart, or inside their veins and explode their brains! F’all we know he could make poison gas or a nuclear bomb—”
“Why, André? You haven’t said anything about why!”
“Why? Shit, P-girl, man’s a Afro-paranoid! He prawly blieves Hawk King really was black, so maybe he went to im, said, ‘Help me knock off whitey,’ an when the King said hell, no! and got ready to lock im up, BAM!, Kreem up an words im to death—”
“—and then leads an investigation not only to boost his electoral delusions,” nodded Festus, “but as a diversionary tactic away from himself and onto an absurd conspiracy theory about Menton.”
“Absurd?” spat Syndi. “You yourself said that—”
“And worse,” said Festus, “his goddamned plan worked! That diabolical deviant is smarter than he smells. He wanted power on the F*L*A*C, power now denied to him—oh, you wouldn’t believe how many transcripts I’ve read of his speeches to antiwhite agitators and melanin-maddened malcontents over the years—”
“Damn, Peej, Kreem be usin his word-things to do his spyin inside computers? He could track anybody, maybe evrabody? Think about it! Combine that with what he could do inside people’s cells, they brains…snap, he on his way to becoming the most powerful man in the world, you knawm sayn?”
“The man hates the F*O*O*J,” said Festus. “And he never hid it. Hates the F*L*A*C, hates the membership, hates our history, our traditions, our values, our mission—the only thing he didn’t hate—”
He stopped a second to rake Syndi’s pelvis with his gaze.
“Fuck you, Festus!”
André: “People, people, eyes on the prize, here!”
“Obviously, Edgerton’s aim,” said Festus, “was to seize control of the F*O*O*J, by election if possible—remember, Hitler came to power by election—or by nefarious means if necessary…and eventually make the F*L*A*C all-black, contract all outsourcing services to black companies—”
“Do you have an atom of proof for any of this, Festus?”
“When you’ve been the World’s Greatest Detective for fifty years, little girl, your instincts lead you far more than the evidence ever does. And you…weren’t you the one who sponsored him to join the F*O*O*J in the first place?”
She rocked back. “Suh-so what?”
“How do we know you aren’t spying for him right now and that your perfectly timed public ‘outing’ wasn’t intended to distract attention from your continued collusion with him?”
“Now who’s paranoid, detective?” she yelled at the exact moment something smacked her in the face and hovered above her head.
It was a black rectangle no larger than an ordinary envelope.
“It’s from Edgerton!” said Festus, reaching for it, but Syndi got it first.
“It’s got my name on it,” she scolded, turning it over to show us. Opening what was not an envelope but merely a folded sheet, she flashed its contents at us: letter-shaped holes in the black substance formed text. Placing the logogram against the wall for easier reading, she shielded it with her body for privacy.
“How’d that get in here?” said André.
“Perhaps it followed you,” I suggested.
“But if it’s for her,” said Festus, “how would he’ve known André’d be meeting up with her?”
“Brotherfly’s more concerned,” said André, “that Kreem can be trackin anybody, anywhere. An next time he might not be sendin no letter, knawm sayn?”
“What’s it say?” demanded Festus.
Syndi paused. “He…he wants me to meet him.”
Festus glared an A-ha! at her.
“I’m not working with him!” she said. “He said he just wants to see me to
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