21 Dope Street - Kagelynn Isom (best non fiction books of all time txt) 📗

MR. STENCH
Huh.. What what, am I late?
JACK
No I just was seeing if you can hear me, there’s no school
MR. STENCH
Oh…do you want some LSD?
JACK
Wow… your hard core for a teach
MR. STENCH
(laughs)
I know… here
(he hands Jack some, and he takes it)
JACK
Dude I had a dream like this one time… hey I’ll be back I have to take this battery fixed.. The wipers
MR. STENCH
…Okay
(stench lays back down)
(jack grabs the battery and walks out)
EXT. STENCH-DAY
(he walks out and looks at the house)
INT. SIDEWALK-DAY
(the camera is close up or eye view of jack, never mid or long)
(3-D photo’s of sunflower’s and birds are around him)
(the camera is slowly spinning up side down, a lot of pretty things float around him)
(Some kids break a window)
(jack starts to see really scary stuff like the grugh, for about 2 minutes, then it breaks, and he starts to walk in a weird way, like leaning forward)
(the walk side is looking longer then shorter)
(jack is walking and the battery juice is dripping down his sweatshirt)
(he falls… then crawls to the next block, then gets back up and he walks one more block, he is sweating like piggy on a very very hot day)
EXT. BILLS-SHOP-DAY
(he get to a battery place, and crawls across the street to the counter)
JACK
Just have to get to the other side
(breathing deep)
INT. BILLS-SHOP-DAY
(jack pounds on the counter the guy bill turns around, he looks like the guy from fear and loathing, goza)
(jack makes a weird face)
BILL
Can I help you with something?
JACK
(scard out of his mind, says)
I don’t know can you?
Um.. I know you.. You’re the fear guy!
BILL
I do not know what your talking about
JACK
(jack see’s his face turn into the devil)
(screams)
(jack hinds on the other side of the counter, and mumbles)
I need a new battery
BILL
What was that?
JACK
(gets up in the guys face and yells)
I need a new battery… you you dick head
(jack see’s that he is the devil and hides again)
BILL
Okay that will be 200 dollor’s
JACK
Are you insane that too much.. How about 700?
(he hands him 500 and a 100)
this is all I got, please …let me go!
BILL
Your free to go, here is your change
JACK
(to him self)
I was still hiding at that time, the dam devil was trying to make me a deal to take my soul
(yells)
No I don’t want to change into your evil back robe!
(to him self)
I must get out of here
(to bill)
I don’t want your dam blood money, no deal
(jack grabs the new battery an runs out)
CUTS-OUT
CUTS-IN
INT. STENCH-DAY
MR. STENCH
Where is he? its been 3hr’s
(jack walks in the door)
JACK
Dude I just had the weirdest day ever
MR. STENCH
Really? Like what?
JACK
Well I met the devil, and there was this old lady and this hot on and this bear, his name was smoky, so I asked him if he wanted to smoke right now, and he called the cops, and they came but I ran, and I got way, and then I…
(stops talking for 10 sec)
MR. STENCH
Then what?
JACK
I smoked some more pot, then I saw the cops then they patted me down, but I smoked it all so they had nothn on me!
(smiles)
MR. STENCH
Weird day!
JACK
I know
MR. STENCH
Are you still going to go to the concert tonight?
JACK
Yes I am
MR. STENCH
You might wanna get ready then, you have only 10 minutes to get there
JACK
Oh coconut.. Just one more ting!
(up till this right here its been close ups on mr. stench for this scene)
MR. STENCH
What?
JACK
Why are you wearing a bra?
MR. STENCH
(thinks oh shit)
I don’t… know--you have to go
SLDES-OUT
CUTS-IN
EXT. CONCERT-DAY
(jack and steven and johnny, hanson and pinhall and Elena walk in the concert)
INT. CONCERT-DAY
(camera pans slowly over head to an employee putting up light, one other is putting up letter’s on a sign, marquee sign. Standing on a long ladder. Maruqee reads” snookie on a smokerz productions presents deep purple, , bob marlyn, one night only”)
　
　
　
　
JACK
Where is daisey?
STEVEN
Uh dunno,man
JOHNNY
She said, she said that she would meet us here at six, man
ELENA
Who’s that?
JACK
My hippie friend. Dam.. Dude the show is gonna start any time soon, I wanna get front row seats.
PINHALL
This is gonna be a groovy show
(hanson looks at pinhall like he’s crazy to say that)
HANSON
I want front row too, man
JACK
I hear Santana might show up
JOHNNY
No way, where did you hear that?
PINHALL
Yeah he rocks like a hot tamale
(laughs)
(hanson looks again at pinhall like he’s crazy)
HANSON
What did you watch?
PINHALL
Not too much… why?
HANSON
Why are you talking like that?
(laughs)
(pinhall glars at hanson)
JACK
You two guys are weird… wait here, theres a pay phone, I gotta call aisey, I’m worrieng about her
(jack walks to it and is asking for change)
JACK
Any spare change?
(chicks with long and short dress’s shuffle by, winos mumble to them selves)
(the ring goes and no one answer’s, he rolls a quarter over his knuckles impatiently)
STEVEN
Hey man the lines moving, did you call her? Where is she?
JACK
No
JOHNNY
All chicks like that are always late…here have a hit of this
(jack takes the hit)
JACK
What is this?
JOHNNY
This is some real cool refer
JACK
Cool, I need some, I cant stop thinking
DOOR MAN
Ticket’s?! tickets?!
( thay hand it to the door man)
(they enter to stoplights, psychedelic and flourestescent light shows a blaze)
ELENA
Wow this is so dope
STEVEN
I think I see god
(it’s a guy with a beard and a hippie)
JACK
God? What man?
(steven points)
JOHNNY
Oh my god, it’s you!
JACK
Oh that hairy dude? That ant god.. that’s just some hairy dude… he’s the rabi from the synagog
(laughs)
What did you two take, man?
JOHNNY
We got turned on to some purple micro dot and some orange sunshine by some cool chicks, don’t worry I saved you one…here man
JACK
Alright, nice, I was hoping to get real high tonight
STAGEGUY
Dudes and babes… we gotta super show for ya tonight.. We have led zeplin, eddie van helan, bob marlyn, the kids, ozzy, zz top, ratt, thin lizzy, deep purple, meny meny more so just sit back and smoke that weed or what ever you want to inhail, the heavy metal grooves, all the way from England lets give ‘em a warm or should I say a hot American welcome, deep purple!!!
(“smoke on the water” blares from the P.A. system, purple fog fills the stage)
CUTS-OUT
CUTS-IN
INT. BACKSTAGE-DAY
(show a lot of the rockers doing cock and pot and all that fun stuff, kissing groupies)
(there’s a moshpit)
JACK
Man this is so cool!
JOHNNY
Look that chick is jumping on stage! I can see your thongs flower child!
(laughs)
STEVEN
Even with one eye, he can see more ass then most see with two
(laughs)
JACK
(laughs)
hey Elena, all you! I have to take a leak
You I’ll stay Right here, keep an eye out for daisey..
STEVEN
Sure thing, but if johnny does that he’ll miss the show.
(laughs)
JOHNNY
Funny, dude’s funny… I am the eye in the sky watching chicks get high…
JACK
Yeah man let me open my fly
(laughs)
Be right back, seriously don’t move
CUTS-OUT
SLIDES-IN
INT. BARS-DAY
(a stumbling stoner bumps into jack)
STONER
Hey, man… is that the who?
JACK
The who!, no man, that’s bob marlyn
(jack waits at the bar to order some food, he sees a cool loking guy about 50, grey afro, love beads, head band,, lether fringe jacket brown, and black pants, snake skin boots with peace sighns)
JACK
Hey man, I like your threads, its psycedelic man
SNOOKIE
Peace man, thanks
(snookie ignores jack)
JACK
I mean you got he grooviest style
SNOOKIE
Snookie smokes, man my pleasure
(shaks hands, snookie gives the peace sign)
JACK
Jack greens man, nice to meet you snookie
SNOOKIE
So… you enjoying my club jack?
JACK
Ooh yeah man… this club is truckin like two dogs fluckin
(both laughs)
SNOOKIE
Say… where you from jack?
JACK
From here snooks.. Down the rode on 21 dope street, but you know there’s always those dirty cops there, you know?
SNOOKIE
You mean 21st street, don’t you?
JACK
Yeah with all those freaks and geeks
(laughs)
SNOOKIE
Say.. I kinda like you jack
JACK
don’t we all?!
SNOOKIE
…you wanna come backstage and see what its really like as a rock star?
JACK
You mean for real?
SNOOKIE
Yeah man… why not…come’on
FADES-OUT
EXT. BACKSTSAGE-DAY
SNOOKIE
I’ll show you around my joint
(snookie takes jack past groupies with shaggy hair cuts and red full lips, throwing kiss’s at jack and snookie)
(snookie opens his door room)
(there are posters of rock stars, snookie pulls out a coke pipe)
SNOOKIE
You want some, man?
JACK
Sure
SNOOKIE
(hands jack the pipe)
Peruvian flake, the best n town
JACK
(sniff’s it)
Wow, that’s a kick
SNOOKIE
Better then draino, huh jack?
(BOB MARLY bursts in, the song purple haze starts to play)
BOB MARLY
Hey man you got a hit for a brother?
SNOOKIE
Have a hit? Yeah man I do Jimi, you did a groovy show tonight...you deserve it!
(bob takes a hit)
BOB MARLY
Yeah I was trying to pull the stars from the purple haze. The midnight blue… you get me?
JACK
Umm…
SNOOKIE
This… is jack greens
BOB MARLY
Man I like your last name.. nice to meet you, I’m bob marly my brother
JACK
Umm.. Yeah.. Uh …thanks
(smiles big)
BOB MARLY
(laughs)
Nice well…I get that a lot just relax.. See you in 20...
I gotta catch me some pussy cats!
SNOOKIE
Hey jbob, I sent your check to your agent,
thanks for doing me this favor, it got sold out…in one day
JACK
(to snookie secretly)
Man… I don’t know what to say to him!
SNOOKIE
Star struck huh?
JACK
(smiles)
Yeah…this is so raid, man.. I’ll never forget this… how can I ever repay you?
SNOOKIE
No bother my man
(jack takes another hit)
INT. CONCERT-DAY
JOHNNY
(to hanson)
Where the truck is jack at?
HANSON
I don’t know… why would I know?
PINHALL
Maybe he drowned in the can?!
(laughs)
STEVEN
This is serious.. I hope he ant trippin balls, that micro dot is some heavy stuff, and he took two!
HANSON
Oh shit I took three.. I thought it was for head acks
ELENA
I took four..
STEVEN
How did you get four?
ELENA
This boy gave them to me.. He said it would make me feel better..
STEVEN
When was this?
ELENA
Before the show
FADES TO B&W
EXT. CONCERT-DAY
ELENA
Hey tom, do you have any aleav?
HANSON
No
PINHALL
(to junker, do you have any med’s for head’s)
JUNKER
Uh.. Yyeah, heres 10, there weak, so take a lot
(evil smile)
PINHALL
Okay I got some.. There weak
ELENA
Oh okay give me four then
(hands her 4 hands hanson takes 3 and so does pinhall)
ELENA
They look funny
PINHALL
I know its al okay though, its new
INT. CONCERT-DAY
FADES BACK TO COLOR
STEVEN
Oh wow… I hope you don’t tripp to much.. You have 20 minutes tell you go weird
ELENA
What?!
JOHNNY
Dude… jack is missing a great show
FADES TO OTHER SCENE
INT. BACK STAGE-DAY
JACK
Is that you in the newspaper