" HAPPY 2010 " - By Ashwini Kumar Goswami (top ebook reader txt) 📗
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to write any poetry, which may badly bore !
*************
“POSTHUMOUS PENURY”
***********
Certainty and surety are defined dogmatically with death
Uncertain, unknown remains all the aftermath !
Innumerable families depend on a sole bread-winner,
Single-handed hardly he procures diet or dinner !
Hand-to-mouth such family growing undeveloped,
Basic needs of bread-clothes-house tightly enveloped !
Elementary education even is an ego in the dreams,
Ignorant are all others including social teams !
Divine Law yet remains rigid without benevolence,
Incapable is such situation to sustain intolerance !
The climax occurs even yet through cruel calamity,
Circumstantially when the bread-winner becomes a casualty !
Such family hard-hit, cannot fight fatality,
People only gather showing flimsy favourability !
Posthumous performances render the family overburdened,
In addition to that of debt already left by the abandoned !
People’s formal sympathy cannot heal any such wound,
Humanity seems vanished when humans are so ruined !
Numerous families are undergoing such Divine Tyranny,
Meager and negligible is succour, if any !
These are grave grievances of public concern,
Government and Social Groups must direly discern !
Orphanage and shelter-homes need be ubiquitous,
Provided with needy amenities and apparatus !!
Helpful is always in the nation, any benevolent donator,
If called upon earnestly, he may come eagerly to monitor !
Grace of God is solicitous, if sought unanimously,
As even iron is flattened, if hammered continuously !
Poets are implored earnestly to play also their part,
Interning this poem of mine in the core of their heart !
Philanthropy should be observed, ever remembering it apart,
This should be the admitted dogma making it a chart !
*************
"GRACELESS GREED"
***************
Crazy are the people, to ever gain a glance of a filmy fame,
Gracelessly greedy hero-heroines, who play only lucrative games !
Sky-high are their acting-advertising rates,
Even then they assign rigidly their signing dates !
Directors ‘n’ Producers are obliged to accomplish,
As they are helpless and satiate their wish !
Nobody cares to realize its consequences,
People as well the youth seem having lost their senses !
Besides acting rates, advertising rates are too high,
These guys momentarily appear even to tell a lie !
A Superhero pleads, he has been using “NAVARATAN OIL” brand,
For the last 35 years, imposing blindly its demand !
How much true, is his such utterance, we all know very well,
Indecipherable are charges for only to so tell !
Though there are other celebrities easily available,
Who may be invited reverently, very less payable !
Virtually, advertising even then can stand intact,
Flimsy favour may be undone, to break the filmy pact !
National service of filmy folk is seemingly zero,
Money-monger is every heroine or hero !
Horn of plenty, they themselves only avail,
Unmindful of, if in the nation, heavy taxes prevail !
Any film after release, may inadvertently fail,
Actors’ rates paid even then nobody can curtail !
Sons and daughters of actors step in as successors,
For their fame, Producers face much pressures !
Totally, their family forwards earning with speed,
Unbreakable seems their very graceless greed !
They enjoy life in their splendid sky-scrapers,
Spectators keep watching films even in sultry vapours !
Ultimately, all this creates the national imbalance,
Contributory is our flimsy faith and impertinence !
Partly responsible is our introvert intelligentsia,
Remaining aloof even for such cornucopia !
It should come forward to impart such lessons,
As may do away with all non-sense at once !
*************
“FISCAL FIASCO”
*************
Income Tax, House Tax, Entertainment Tax,
Land Tax, Property Tax, Road Tax, Sales Tax,
Besides these Seven Taxes may be yet New Tax !
All these elements are to irk people and vex !
These are the imposed burden for all of us,
Salary and allowances earned thus face minus !
People flounder to create extra income,
Commission and corruption are its outcome !
Taxes, however, maintain the Exchequer,
Graceful Governance lavishly incur expenditure !
Parliamentary perks are exuberantly high,
Nobody comes forward to interrogate why ?
Exorbitant expenditure occurs in security,
Only on so-called dignitary and celebrity !
People in general remain always unsafe,
Facing robbery, theft and unscrupulous rape !
Heads of the Nation who are called Patriotic,
Enjoy royalty life-long even when walking with stick !
One way, the clamour is to uproot poverty,
All high quarters, enjoy wine-and-tea-party !
Nation seems helpless to maintain status quo,
Resultantly occurs always the fiscal fiasco !
Poor public cannot snub, whatever may go,
All of us sustain, shall remain sustaining so !
Eclipsed is thus remaining the name of shame,
Fame of Dignitaries fractures its frame !
Actors, leaders, traders are very few patriotic,
Graceless greed attracts them *hic et ubique !
**********
*hic et ubique = here and everywhere
**********
“5-HUMOROUS & LUSTY LIMERICKS”
****************************
(1) As a climax of his acting art,
Salman Khan in a film emitted a fart !
To act as in natural living life,
As if blowing a musical bag-pipe,
He proved thus an actor very smart !
(2) A young man didn’t get any earning job,
So he was thinking either to steal or rob !
Instantly, then he hit upon a plan,
He labelled empty bottles with “Big-B’s Fart At Dawn”,
Sold like hot cakes, numerous bottles among large mob !
(3) A beautiful lady very much annoyed, feels,
When dirty are always found, her heels !
She never, hence, remains without socks,
Exposing all time, her hairy locks,
Always hesitating whenever she kneels !
(4) Ladies need more care for their hair,
To look more and more beautiful and fair !
The charm of their beauty is exalted with sweet voice,
That being in addition a preter-natural device !
As it adds to their beauty a very lovely flair !
(5) Beauty is always everybody’s charm,
It makes us all, excited and warm,
Unaware of, if there be any resultant harm,
Despite all well-knowledgeable alarm,
It works just as if greasing our palm !
***********
"LOVEY-DOVEY LIMERICKS-(5)”
***************************
(1)Lascivious ladies and juvenile gents,
Without upper attire, without pants !
Feeling faithfully frank and free,
Are seen ashore or behind a tree,
Hidden are yet their inner intents !
(2)Exhilarating mutually each other,
Eagerly watching naked muscles, rather,
Ninety-nine percent being naked,
Awaiting anxiously as to who is wicked,
To hug unscrupulously altogether ?
(3)This is today’s factitious fashion,
Being adopted to induce impression !
Juvenile crime has become a usual course,
Until penetration through intercourse,
Females are victims of all this passion !
(4)Mainly responsible is the male gender,
To be actually the first offender !
Female partner falls victim under force,
For escape, there being no any course,
Innocently both commit such blonder !
(5)Females only have to face social discard,
Males yet remain with least retard !
Parents are responsible for all ignorance,
To grant freedom for all such nuisance,
They have to bow low with social disregard !
*******
"TRAUMATIC TEASING TRAVAILS"
**************************
Indian females in our land are addressed as sisters-mothers,
Broken is this belief at the hands of crazy philanderers !
Feminine teenagers and even beauteous ladies others,
Mostly are helplessly seeming to be the daily sufferers !
Almost all complain of eve-teasing and molestation,
Whenever walking or travelling towards destination !
Either on foot or on cycle, bike or any available means,
Delinquent adults as well as youngsters wearing jeans,
Ever-thirsty are found they of wished womanizing,
Oldmen over fifty are, too, guilty, though surprising !
Travelling females hence have to try anywhere to slink,
Seeing ill-intentions of such people, who make eyes ever to blink !
Peculiar such spots are in buses, trains, temples, airports,
Mischievous men are found there to play such sinful sports !
Breast-touching, butt -pinching, molesting besides close-touching,
Are common mischiefs of womanizers with an ill-will of clutching !
Why we people and our police are ignoring all such travail,
Though all such philanderers are apt to be sent to Jail !
Ponderous is this traumatic tale and its narration,
Its eradication is a dire need in the fair name of Nation !
**************
“OUTSTANDING”
***********
My colleague was also an Accounts Officer !
He was an old promotee , Hindi-knowing hand,
A closely attached factotum to his Senior Boss,
To understand English, he was quite at loss !
In the end of year, his Boss prepared Confidential Report,
Giving remarks on his performance as “Outstanding !
While leaving office, his Boss saw him at a betel shop outside !
The officer felt fearful and tried to hide !
Next day the Boss came over to his seat,
And showed him the Annual Performance Report !
When the officer read the remarks “Outstanding” !
He was indisposed and felt feverish !
He went home and kept mum for a couple
*************
“POSTHUMOUS PENURY”
***********
Certainty and surety are defined dogmatically with death
Uncertain, unknown remains all the aftermath !
Innumerable families depend on a sole bread-winner,
Single-handed hardly he procures diet or dinner !
Hand-to-mouth such family growing undeveloped,
Basic needs of bread-clothes-house tightly enveloped !
Elementary education even is an ego in the dreams,
Ignorant are all others including social teams !
Divine Law yet remains rigid without benevolence,
Incapable is such situation to sustain intolerance !
The climax occurs even yet through cruel calamity,
Circumstantially when the bread-winner becomes a casualty !
Such family hard-hit, cannot fight fatality,
People only gather showing flimsy favourability !
Posthumous performances render the family overburdened,
In addition to that of debt already left by the abandoned !
People’s formal sympathy cannot heal any such wound,
Humanity seems vanished when humans are so ruined !
Numerous families are undergoing such Divine Tyranny,
Meager and negligible is succour, if any !
These are grave grievances of public concern,
Government and Social Groups must direly discern !
Orphanage and shelter-homes need be ubiquitous,
Provided with needy amenities and apparatus !!
Helpful is always in the nation, any benevolent donator,
If called upon earnestly, he may come eagerly to monitor !
Grace of God is solicitous, if sought unanimously,
As even iron is flattened, if hammered continuously !
Poets are implored earnestly to play also their part,
Interning this poem of mine in the core of their heart !
Philanthropy should be observed, ever remembering it apart,
This should be the admitted dogma making it a chart !
*************
"GRACELESS GREED"
***************
Crazy are the people, to ever gain a glance of a filmy fame,
Gracelessly greedy hero-heroines, who play only lucrative games !
Sky-high are their acting-advertising rates,
Even then they assign rigidly their signing dates !
Directors ‘n’ Producers are obliged to accomplish,
As they are helpless and satiate their wish !
Nobody cares to realize its consequences,
People as well the youth seem having lost their senses !
Besides acting rates, advertising rates are too high,
These guys momentarily appear even to tell a lie !
A Superhero pleads, he has been using “NAVARATAN OIL” brand,
For the last 35 years, imposing blindly its demand !
How much true, is his such utterance, we all know very well,
Indecipherable are charges for only to so tell !
Though there are other celebrities easily available,
Who may be invited reverently, very less payable !
Virtually, advertising even then can stand intact,
Flimsy favour may be undone, to break the filmy pact !
National service of filmy folk is seemingly zero,
Money-monger is every heroine or hero !
Horn of plenty, they themselves only avail,
Unmindful of, if in the nation, heavy taxes prevail !
Any film after release, may inadvertently fail,
Actors’ rates paid even then nobody can curtail !
Sons and daughters of actors step in as successors,
For their fame, Producers face much pressures !
Totally, their family forwards earning with speed,
Unbreakable seems their very graceless greed !
They enjoy life in their splendid sky-scrapers,
Spectators keep watching films even in sultry vapours !
Ultimately, all this creates the national imbalance,
Contributory is our flimsy faith and impertinence !
Partly responsible is our introvert intelligentsia,
Remaining aloof even for such cornucopia !
It should come forward to impart such lessons,
As may do away with all non-sense at once !
*************
“FISCAL FIASCO”
*************
Income Tax, House Tax, Entertainment Tax,
Land Tax, Property Tax, Road Tax, Sales Tax,
Besides these Seven Taxes may be yet New Tax !
All these elements are to irk people and vex !
These are the imposed burden for all of us,
Salary and allowances earned thus face minus !
People flounder to create extra income,
Commission and corruption are its outcome !
Taxes, however, maintain the Exchequer,
Graceful Governance lavishly incur expenditure !
Parliamentary perks are exuberantly high,
Nobody comes forward to interrogate why ?
Exorbitant expenditure occurs in security,
Only on so-called dignitary and celebrity !
People in general remain always unsafe,
Facing robbery, theft and unscrupulous rape !
Heads of the Nation who are called Patriotic,
Enjoy royalty life-long even when walking with stick !
One way, the clamour is to uproot poverty,
All high quarters, enjoy wine-and-tea-party !
Nation seems helpless to maintain status quo,
Resultantly occurs always the fiscal fiasco !
Poor public cannot snub, whatever may go,
All of us sustain, shall remain sustaining so !
Eclipsed is thus remaining the name of shame,
Fame of Dignitaries fractures its frame !
Actors, leaders, traders are very few patriotic,
Graceless greed attracts them *hic et ubique !
**********
*hic et ubique = here and everywhere
**********
“5-HUMOROUS & LUSTY LIMERICKS”
****************************
(1) As a climax of his acting art,
Salman Khan in a film emitted a fart !
To act as in natural living life,
As if blowing a musical bag-pipe,
He proved thus an actor very smart !
(2) A young man didn’t get any earning job,
So he was thinking either to steal or rob !
Instantly, then he hit upon a plan,
He labelled empty bottles with “Big-B’s Fart At Dawn”,
Sold like hot cakes, numerous bottles among large mob !
(3) A beautiful lady very much annoyed, feels,
When dirty are always found, her heels !
She never, hence, remains without socks,
Exposing all time, her hairy locks,
Always hesitating whenever she kneels !
(4) Ladies need more care for their hair,
To look more and more beautiful and fair !
The charm of their beauty is exalted with sweet voice,
That being in addition a preter-natural device !
As it adds to their beauty a very lovely flair !
(5) Beauty is always everybody’s charm,
It makes us all, excited and warm,
Unaware of, if there be any resultant harm,
Despite all well-knowledgeable alarm,
It works just as if greasing our palm !
***********
"LOVEY-DOVEY LIMERICKS-(5)”
***************************
(1)Lascivious ladies and juvenile gents,
Without upper attire, without pants !
Feeling faithfully frank and free,
Are seen ashore or behind a tree,
Hidden are yet their inner intents !
(2)Exhilarating mutually each other,
Eagerly watching naked muscles, rather,
Ninety-nine percent being naked,
Awaiting anxiously as to who is wicked,
To hug unscrupulously altogether ?
(3)This is today’s factitious fashion,
Being adopted to induce impression !
Juvenile crime has become a usual course,
Until penetration through intercourse,
Females are victims of all this passion !
(4)Mainly responsible is the male gender,
To be actually the first offender !
Female partner falls victim under force,
For escape, there being no any course,
Innocently both commit such blonder !
(5)Females only have to face social discard,
Males yet remain with least retard !
Parents are responsible for all ignorance,
To grant freedom for all such nuisance,
They have to bow low with social disregard !
*******
"TRAUMATIC TEASING TRAVAILS"
**************************
Indian females in our land are addressed as sisters-mothers,
Broken is this belief at the hands of crazy philanderers !
Feminine teenagers and even beauteous ladies others,
Mostly are helplessly seeming to be the daily sufferers !
Almost all complain of eve-teasing and molestation,
Whenever walking or travelling towards destination !
Either on foot or on cycle, bike or any available means,
Delinquent adults as well as youngsters wearing jeans,
Ever-thirsty are found they of wished womanizing,
Oldmen over fifty are, too, guilty, though surprising !
Travelling females hence have to try anywhere to slink,
Seeing ill-intentions of such people, who make eyes ever to blink !
Peculiar such spots are in buses, trains, temples, airports,
Mischievous men are found there to play such sinful sports !
Breast-touching, butt -pinching, molesting besides close-touching,
Are common mischiefs of womanizers with an ill-will of clutching !
Why we people and our police are ignoring all such travail,
Though all such philanderers are apt to be sent to Jail !
Ponderous is this traumatic tale and its narration,
Its eradication is a dire need in the fair name of Nation !
**************
“OUTSTANDING”
***********
My colleague was also an Accounts Officer !
He was an old promotee , Hindi-knowing hand,
A closely attached factotum to his Senior Boss,
To understand English, he was quite at loss !
In the end of year, his Boss prepared Confidential Report,
Giving remarks on his performance as “Outstanding !
While leaving office, his Boss saw him at a betel shop outside !
The officer felt fearful and tried to hide !
Next day the Boss came over to his seat,
And showed him the Annual Performance Report !
When the officer read the remarks “Outstanding” !
He was indisposed and felt feverish !
He went home and kept mum for a couple
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