The Wonderland Between My Legs - Funny Story Bro (best book club books for discussion .TXT) 📗

started getting bored and my eyes wandered around the gym. Across the gym, my eyes wandered until HOLYCRAP! I saw the cutest, hottest, AHHHHH guy ever. He had big blue eyes and swishy brown hair. I stared at him for the longest time until his eyes met mine. Right when I realized, I quickly turned my glance towards the teacher. From, the side of my view, I knew he had seen me. I continued acting like I was watching the teacher as his eyes kept looking at mine. I could hear his friends and him whisper.
"Hey, dude. You see that girl over there? Haha I caught her looking at me."
"That girl? HOT DAMN, look at that body."
"I'd tap that."
"Dude, stop. If you keep saying that, you'll creep someone out."
"But dude, look at that. That is something."
Looking at the opposite side of the gym, I blushed a little so they couldn't see. I pretended to have the cough.
"Is something wrong?" the teacher asked.
"Uh no, just a slight cough."
"Well make sure it's nothing, just go to the clinic just to check. That doesn't sound healthy."
She was right. I was never good at making fake coughs.
"Brycen, why don't you take Julia to the clinic?"
"Oh yeah sure." he replied.
His friends elbowed him as he got up. We both went out of the gym door. I walked awkwardly beside him down the hallway.
"So what's your name?" he suddenly asked.
"Julia." I said quietly.
"That's cool he said."
I made an effort to ask for his name."
"What's...what's your uh name?"
"Brycen," he replied, "you new?"
"Yeah." I replied.
For the rest of the walk, he asked me questions and we talked about school and the teachers. I felt like myself again after going through the day without anyone to talk with. We walked into the clinic and the clinic lady checked me up and said I was fine. We walked back to gym talking again. I kept looking at his deep blue eyes when he wasn't looking and back at the ground when he glanced at me. Before we entered the gym, he said:
"You seem nice. We should hang out."
"Sure I said in response."
We sat back down and for the rest of class, I sat there, almost falling asleep. Then the bell rang. FINALLYYYYYY, the day ended. I walked onto my bus being the first one there. Then Brycen from gym class came on the bus.
"Hi Miss. Debby!" he said to the bus driver. "Oh hey Julia!" he said as he plopped right down next to me. For the whole rest of the bus ride, we talked and we laughed. BEST BUS RIDE EVER.
"Want to come over?" he asked, "Just to do our homework together?"
I was unsure so I thought it over for five seconds.
"Yeah um sure. Let me text my mom."
I texted my mom.
SURE HONEY. JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING I WOULDN'T DO.
Brycen saw the text and laughed. After we got his house, he lead me to the kitchen.
"Want something to eat?"
"Uh sure." I replied.
After we got some cinnamon rolls and chips to eat, we headed upstairs. We opened our backpacks and started taking out our homework.
"Let's do chemistry first." he suggested.
"Sure." I replied.
We sat there talking and doing our homework at the same time. He was done way before me.
"You done Julia?" he asked politely.
"Woah, you're done already?" I lightly laughed. "I'm only halfway."
"I'll wait for you."
There was a long pause as he stared into me eyes. I continued writing pretending not to notice.
"I really like you." he finally said.
"I uh like you too." I said quietly.
He continued to stare at my eyes. He started to lean in as I looked up into his eyes. Already? I said silently in my head. It's only the first day and I'm getting kissed by some guy I just met. I closed my eyes anyways. I knew I was going to like it. His warm lips against mine. I stood still as he kissed me gently. He was about to continue when the doorbell rang. We both jerked back.
"I'll get that." he said smiling awkwardly.
Downstairs, I could hear my mom.
"Hi there Brycen." my mom said sweetly.
"Hi there Miss. Davidson!" he said happily, "she's upstairs. We were just finishing up our homework."
I packed up all my stuff and headed downstairs. We headed into the car.
"That looks like a nice looking boy." my mom said with a smiley face.
"He's just a friend," I responded, "He's nice."
My mom looked at me suspiciously.
"Well, if you ever need to talk to me, you can."
"Yeah, whatever." I knew she knew that I knew (LOL) that I thought of him as more of a friend.
In the car, I looked out the window and daydreamed about the kiss I had. My mom took notice.
"So what happened?"
"What? Nothing." I said quickly.
"Come on honey. You're drooling like a dog."
"Fine. Well, we uhh... sort of kissed. Well I didn't kiss him. He kissed me. You better not tell dad because this is kind of embarrassing. He's nothing more than a friend."
"If you say so."
III

I woke up the next morning. I had a cold. Ugh, I knew I should have put on a jacket at Byrcen's house. My nose felt stuffed and I felt like crap.
"Mom, I have a cold."
"Okay."
"Can I stay home?"
"Ohmygosh Julia. You're going to be so behind in school. You know how hard it is to catch up all that work in school? You're going to have to repeat everything that everyone else already did. You're grades are not that good either. It's high school! You can't get B's or A-'s. This your future we're talking about!"
"So I can stay home?"
She sighed heavily.
"Yeah, just catch up on your work."
I went back upstairs, slipped under my blankets. Ugh, I need some fresh air, I said to myself. I walked to the window and opened the window halfway. I climbed back into bed and fell asleep.
I opened my eyes. How long did I sleep for? I looked at the clock. 3:00 PM. School was just out. Everyone should be home now. I had texted Spencer earlier this morning. I was hoping he would come over because I felt like shieeet. Just then, I heard the doorbell ring. That must be Spencer! I went downstairs and swung open the door.
"Heyyyy Spen- Brycen?"
"Hey Julia. Spencer told me you were sick." He didn't seem to look at me in the eye. A little lower?
"Oh haha yeah. I didn't feel good this morning."
"Mind if I come in?"
"Oh um yeah. Sure- I mean no. I don't mind." I said with a blush.
We went into the house.
"Do you want something to eat?" I asked him.
"Uh yeah sure. Thanks." He said as if he was distracted.
I reached into my fridge and I looked up and down the shelves. As I looked down to the lower shelves. I REALIZED THAT I WASN'T WEARING A SHIRT!!!! AHHHHHHH, OMG! I WAS SO EMBARRASSED. I quickly ran upstairs leaving the fridge door open. I quickly put on a shirt and a jacket. I looked in the mirror. Ohmygosh, I looked like crap. Oh well, I didn't have anyone to impress right?
I walked downstairs acting like nothing happened.
"Decided to put on a shirt?" he chuckled.
"Haha, yeah," Embarrassment took over me again, "Uh so do you want some pasta or some donuts?"
"Um, I'll take some donuts."
I took out a box of donuts.
"Sooo, um. Can you catch me up on what I missed today?"
"Oh yeah sure. That's why I came over, I guess." He said with his mouth full.
I couldn't help but laugh.
"What?" he said with laughing a little.
"Aha nothing. Um, want to go upstairs so we can do our homework?"
"Sure, he grabbed another donut and we headed upstairs."
I guess I sort of liked him right? I was so confused, I didn't know what to think. He started talking about our homework and all of the worksheets and everything. I acted like I was listening but instead I was zoning out on his beautiful blue eyes. Oh god. He was gorgeous.
"So I got you another copy