My Facebook Stalker - Alyza (knowledgeable books to read .txt) 📗

sat down, “Done. You may go on with your teaching.”

“Oh, how sweet. Thanks.” He said sarcastically

I ignored his sarcasm, “You’re so welcome.”

He rolled his eyes and turned towards the board. I leaned back in my chair and set my high heels feet up on the desk, Bad Girl style.

“Dude, you got like, the hottest girl in school to sit at our table.” I heard a guy whispered

I turned and saw him whispering to Sean.

“The hottest girl, eh?” I smirked

He froze and looked up at me, “Huh?”

“Idiot.” A blonde boy muttered, shaking his head

“Yeah, who says ‘Huh’ when a hot girl is talking to him?” A boy with brown hair and blue eyes frowned

“Apparently him.” I chuckled

The guy blushed and slowly leaned away from Sean.

I could actually like this school.


Chapter 4: This Dude Is Weird!

“Ay!” I yelled waving my arm in the air

It was the middle of class and I was SUPER bored.

“Helloooooo!” I yelled

The teacher finally turned around, “What?”

“Can I go to the bathroom?” I asked putting my arm down

“No.” He said before turning around

“Thanks.” I said sarcastically as I stood up

“Sit down.” He ordered

“Didn’t we go over this, like, 30 minutes ago. I. Do. Not. Take. Orders. Mmkay?” I said slowly as I grabbed my bag and put it on my shoulder

“Please, sit down.” He said sarcastically

“No.” I said simply as I walked to the door

“You have detention!” He said strictly

“Let’s see if I care.” I then walked out of the classroom, “Looks like I don’t!” I yelled behind me

Like I’m gonna go to detention. That teacher is on crack.

“Ash!” I heard someone yell behind me

I turned around to see Sean smirking as he ran to catch up.

“Hey.” I smiled

Sean laughed, “You’re not going to the detention, huh?”

“Hecks no.” I stated

He shook his head, “Well, what’re we gonna do. Class is so boring.”

“I don’t know. What’s cool around here?” I asked looking up at him

“We can go get the guys and go to the bowling alley?” He suggested

“Sure.” I shrugged turning around

We walked back to the classroom and when we were in front of the door, I flung it open and bounced in.

“I’m back!” I sang skipping up to the teacher

Really gotta learn his name.

He groaned, “Lovely.”

“Yes, it is! I know you missed me.” I teased poking his forehead

He stepped away from me, creating a lot of space as he turned towards the board.

“Guys! Let’s go!” Sean yelled

All the guys stood up and grabbed their backpacks.

“Sit down!” The teacher yelled

“We’re good.” A guy with brown hair and brown eyes smiled, walking out the door

The teacher was fuming as all the guys walked out, followed by Sean and I.

“Bah-bye!” I yelled shutting the door, “Okay, just to let EVERYONE know. I suck at bowling.” I told the guys as we walked down the hall

“Most of us do. Except Tyler.” Sean pointed to a guy with blonde hair and brown eyes, “He always wins.” Sean glared

Tyler laughed, “You guys suck, that’s why I always win!”

“I’m good, too!” The that blushed yelled

They all looked at him, “Liar.”

Blushers glared at them and stalked over to a black GMC Yukon. All the guys got in and told me there was no more seats and that I had to sit on someone’s lap.

“Heeeeck no! You,” I said pointing at Blushers, “Sit on his lap.” I said pointing to Tyler

“Huh?” Blushers frowned

“Tyler’s lap, now.” I glared

He scrunched his face up and plopped onto Tyler’s lap, smirking. Tyler punched Blushers shoulder as I got in Blushers spot.

“Names, please.” I smiled looking around

Blushers raised his hand, “Aaron.”

The guy with brown hair and brown eyes said, “Beau.”

A guy with brown hair and blue eyes raised his hand high in the air, “I’m Damian!”

“No need to yell.” I chuckled

“Gabriel. But call me Gabe. I’ll hurt you if you call me Gabriel.” A black haired green eyed boy said casually

I scoffed, “Sure.”

“I’m serious.” He stated

“And I’ll seriously kick your bootie.” I glared

“You know for a bad girl, you really aren’t bad. I thought bad girls cuss?” A blonde haired hazel eyed boy said confused

“I’m not a bad girl!” I pouted and crossed my arms over my chest

They all looked at me with pursed lips and narrowed eyes, “She’s got the lying down.” Beau laughed

“Anyways! I’m Leo!” A red headed boy exclaimed proudly, throwing his hands in the air

“Like, short for Leonardo?” I smiled

He glared, “Don’t ever call me that.”

“Leonardo.” I said slowly, looking him in the eyes mockingly

“That’s it! I’m ‘bout to throw down! Shanekwa hold my earrings!” He yelled pulling his ‘earrings’ out of his ears

He handed them to Damian. Damian frowned and looked down at his empty hand, “The the hell?”

“C’mon! Hit meh!” Leo yelled putting his hands up like a boxer would

I stared at him, “Are you insane or something?”

“Borderline.” Aaron muttered

Leo looked at him, shocked. “Say what?”

“Huh?” Aaron asked with wide eyes

Leo smacked Aaron, hard. I started laughing as Aaron cupped his cheek, massaging it. He shot me a glared, “Hit her, Leo.”

“She’s a girl.” Leo stated like we all didn’t know that

“Noooo! I’m a transvestite.” I said sarcastically

“Huh, never would’ve guessed.” Leo frowned

We all stared at him.

“I have to say. You are the hottest man I have ever met.” He winked, completely serious

My mouthed formed a soft ‘O’ as I raised my brows at him. “I’m a girl.”

“On the outside. But what about under those skinny jeans?” He smirked

“Still a girl.” I chuckled

“Are those boobs real?” He asked reaching out to me

I slapped his hand away, “Yes. Very much real, dork.”

“She’s even talking about pen!ses!” Leo yelled in exasperation, “Dude, so, does this mean you’re gay? Because you’re a guy, dressed like a girl, that likes guys.”

“You just confused me.” I frowned

“Are you gay?” He asked bluntly

“Do I like girls?” I asked shaking my head

“You. Are. A. DUDE! Do you like guys?” He asked slowly

“Yeah…” I nodded

“So, you’re gay. That’s all I needed to know.” He shrugged poking my boob, “They feel so real!” He said with wide eyes

“Because they are!” I yelled punching his chest

“I thought you said you were a guy! Guys don’t have boobs!” He yelled

“I’m a girl!” I glared intensely

“You’re confusing me!” He screamed getting in my face

“How?! I. Am. A. GIRL!” I said getting closer to him

“You’re a guy! Trans-vest-ite!” He pronounced poking my cheek with every syllable

I flexed my jaw, “I’m done with you.”

I leaned back only to be pulled back by him slipping his hand around my neck, forcefully pulling him to me.

“I like guys.” He whispered to me

“That’s nice. I’m a girl.” I struggled to get out of his grip

“Huh, guys? I like guys?” He grinned, looking around

They were all biting their lips, stopping the smirks that threatened to show.

“Yeah.” They nodded

“Told ya!” He sang looking back at me

“Okay, I believe you. Let me go!” I yelled

“But, I like guys. You’re a guy. I like you.” He smiled

“I’m a girl!” I pinched his arm

“Owwie!” He whined poking my boob, hard

“Ow, douche!” I yelled punching his ‘no-no spot’

He squeaked in surprise and tightened his grip on my neck as he punched me in my ‘no-no spot’.

“What the heck?!” I screamed

“How do you like being punched in your… you know!” He glared

“I’m. A. Girl! It doesn’t hurt that much!” I smirked

His eyes widened in outrage, “How does it not hurt?! It’s suppose to hurt! You’re a dude! It hurts!”

I took a deep breath to calm myself, “Let. Go.”

“I like you.” He smiled, anger gone

“We’ve already established that. Don’t really care. Let goooo!” I scowled

His eyes widened, “But…I love you.”

The guys groaned, “He says that to everybody.”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean it this time. Do you see how hot he is?!” Leo squealed pulling my face closer to his

I put my hand on his face and pushed it away, “Don’t come any closer.”

“I love you.” He mumbled, trying to look at me through my fingers

“That’s cool.” I muttered, freaked out

“Yeah, do you love me? We can adopt a baby with blue eyes and brown hair. I don’t want a blonde haired blue eyed baby. Hitler might come back and make him or her join his new baby army. I don’t want that, that’s bad. Hitler’s bad. He’s mean to all the Jews and…people.” He shuttered, “I hate Hitler.” He added

“Nice.” I nodded ripping his arm off my neck

He reached out and grabbed it again, smashing his lips to mine.

“Ahhhhh!” My scream was muffled

Someone pulled Leo off and I scrubbed my mouth with my hand. “What the freak?!”

“Sorry. He’s…yeah.” Gabe shook his head as he held onto the squealing Leo

“I kissed a hot guy!” He screamed trying to get out of Gabe’s grip

I ran my hand down my face, “I’m a girl! I have a va-jay-jay! Okay?!”

Leo stopped struggling, “For real?”

My eyes widened in annoyance, “For real!”

He blinked, “Oh…my bad.”

My eye started twitching, “You’re crazy!”

“Insane.” He corrected

We all stared at him then the guys looked away, shaking their heads.

“I need acid.” I stated rubbing my lips again

“Admit it! I’m a good kisser!” Leo yelled pointing at me angrily

“No, you’re not.” I said exasperated

He gasped, “Bonesha! Hold my high heels! This b!tch is ‘bout to go down!”

Gabe slapped him in the face, “Shut up. It’s quiet time.”

Leo nodded and locked his mouth shut then pretended to throw the key somewhere. Leo looked at me and did the motion of pointing at his eyes then me, mouthing ‘I’m watchin’ you.’

I looked him up and down, “Little boy, please.” I scoffed, rolling my eyes

His eyes widened but Gabe shot him a look, telling him to stay quiet.

I smirked smugly and sat forward, crossing my leg over my knee.

“Is quiet time over yet?” I heard Leo whisper

“No.” Gabe answered simply

Leo sighed and slumped forward, his head in his hands. Sean pulled into a parking lot and parked.

“We’re here.” He announced turning off the car

Leo squealed and threw the door open. He jumped out and ran into the bowling alley.

“He was dropped on his head as a child.” Damian shook his head in sympathy

“A lot