Where to Now Smart Ass? - Gabriella Scranton (sci fi books to read txt) 📗

and attempted to sneak out. Attempted being the keyword here.
As soon as I got out of the room, I was grabbed and thrown back in. Do men have any feelings at all anymore? I heard something being jammed against the door and tried to open it when I found it was wedged stuck.
“You’re not coming out of this room till you’re ready. And don’t even try to escape. I’ll grab you by your hair and dress you myself if that what it takes to get you out on that stage!”
I guess they don’t. But what am I supposed to dress in? I looked down and saw I was just wearing some shorts and a t-shirt.
“An ugly T-shirt if I may add! The clothes are next to you and stop talking to yourself. It’s creeping me out!”
I scowled. Shit. I rolled my eyes and looked at the costume.
“Are you kidding me?!” I yelled.
“Nope. Now suck it up and put it on.”
The thing was hideous. It was a blue corset, with a ridiculously short pink frilly thing. Like seriously it was a thing. Not a skirt, a thing. It barely covered the top of my ass!. Anyways, there was also this tiny black thong with these weird stockings. Garters I think there called? Whatever. Who cares?
“I care! Now hurry up!”
“I’m done already you idiot. Now let’s get this over with so I can find my friend!”
He looked my body up and down and licked his lips.
“Dude! Ew gross.” I pushed him away and ran in the direction the arrows were pointing. I finally got to an area filled with poorly dressed girls when I was pulled by someone. I squinted my not believing my eyes.
“Janie?”
“What the fuck? Iz?” Janie was an old friend of my Moms. And when I say old I mean OLD. She had to be at least 50, probably older!
“Who do you think you’re calling old? For your information missy, I have spent over $5,000 dollars for botox!”
“How is that a good thing?”
“Excuse me?” He voice seethed with anger.
“Well spending that much money for botox just proves you’re old. I mean how many wrinkles are you hiding grandma?” Ok, maybe I pushed it a little too far with the last comment, especially after I noticed her raising her hand, looking as if she was about to slap me. I closed my eyes waiting for the worst when a voice rang through my ears.
“Okay gentlemen, are you ready to see AAA Playmates early 3:00 showing? You know we offer nothing but the best girls around!”
We heard a bunch of cheers when all of the sudden the evil dude who locked me in the dressing room showed up and started pushing me on stage. I glared at him, but he paid no attention. I froze as I felt the lights hit me. The stage was long and close to the ground making it easy for guys to grab you, with 5 long shiny, silver poles and purple lights. It was pretty, I guess, in the sort of, ‘I’m going to be dancing seductively on a pole and try to give you boners so I get money’ kind of way.
I attempted to walk like the girls in the movies do, but I ended up tripping and landing on a pole instead. Great, just my luck.
“Ohh yeah baby! Mmm, dance on that pole, dance on that pole real good!”’ I heard someone scream. I made a face but hid it by turning my back towards the crowd.
“Woah and look at that ass!.” Pig. I attempted to ignore him and tried to scan the crowd to look for Jake. I searched every single person in the room, but there was no sign of him! I finally gave up and realized how weird I probably looked just standing there staring.
I looked at the other girls around me and tried to mimic the the thing she was doing on the pole. How hard could it be? I jumped on it and immediately slid down.
Obviously hard.
Well that idea’s out of the question. I looked over my shoulder again and noticed that some girls where by the edge. I strutted to the edge. I turned around awkwardly when I felt a pair of hands on my ass.
I looked down and saw the guy from the front desk in front of me. “What the fuck?” I yelled angrily at him.
He ignored me and kept grabbing my body. He even shoved a $100 dollar bill down my top. I struggled to get him off of me when my hand brushed by something on my thigh. I looked down and noticed a whip? When did that get there? Whatever, who cares. I grabbed him and started whipping him to get away.
“Ow, ow, ow! Stop!” I paid him no attention and ran away off the stage.
Just as I thought I was close to my freedom, the stupid big bouncer guy grabbed me again!
“I don’t think so princess.” He whispered into my ear.
I thrashed myself against him and starting hitting him with the whip as hard as I could.
“Fuck! You crazy bitch!” I started sprinting to find an exit when he called after me. “Come back here!”
I ignored him, and the pain that these stupid shoes were giving me until I was safely outside. I sighed and quickly regained my breath.
I walked in circles, not sure what to do. I sighed and convinced myself to go back to the hotel. To bad it’s dark now and I couldn’t see a thing. I sighed once more and started walking from the direction, when I saw a light come on and a door open followed by a familiar voice.
“Thanks so much David!” I strained my vision to see Jake standing there with a stupid grin on his face.
“Jake?”
His body turned around confused.”What?”
“Jake! It’s me Isabelle!”
He quickly muttered something to the David guy and ran over to me.
‘ “What the fuck are you doing here?” His face was filled with anger.
“Well, its a long story...” His eyes scanned over my body and his mouth gaped open.
“‘And what the fuck are you wearing?!”
“Would you believe me if I told you I had no idea.” He looked over at me again and shook his head.
“Yeah, I would believe you.”
“Good, because I have NO idea what the flipping chicken nuggets I’m wearing. This front desk guy gave me directions here telling me you were here. So I went inside and this big dude
thought I was a performer, and made me were this. And then I had to keep whipping people!”
“Whipping people? Strip club? What?”
“I don’t know! I just want to get back to the hotel!” He nodded and started to grab the key from his pocket when huge bright lights were flashed at us.
“Stop right there! This is the New Jersey State police, put your hands up in the air please.” A cop screamed into a megaphone.
My heart sank from my chest. “You two are under arrest for prostitution. You will be held in custody, until bail.”
I bit down on my lip. “How much is bail sir?
“$1,000 dollars.”
I reached into my shoe and grabbed the cash. I counted it quickly before handing it the cop.” It’s $1,000 cash sir.” I frowned. That was all the cash my mom gave me. And now it’s gone.
Good thing I have a bank account.
Jake spoke up for the first time. “Listen sir, we’re on a roadtrip and my friend here went looking for me. Everything is just a big misunderstanding.”
He glared at us and stuck the money in his breast pocket, before returning to his car and driving away.
I looked over at Jake. “Well, ok then.”
He rolled his eyes and unlocked the car and hopped in.
“Are you coming or not?”
I nodded quickly and jumped in. The last thing I remember was putting on my seatbelt before falling into a dreamless sleep.
Day. 2

Isabelle’s POV
“Dude…… dude…… dude….. BITCH!” I slowly opened my eyes to see who would possibly of woken me up so rudely. I rubbed one eye to make my blurry vision clear and glared at the dick wad in front of me.
“What the fuck could you possibly want at…” I looked at the small digital clock on the nightstand next to my bed. “6 AM?!”
“Well drama queen… actually 6:03 AM, but anyways I wanted to tell you that you’re a whale.”
I clenched my jaw and clenched my jaw. “EXCUSE ME?” I asked filled with venom. “Who the fuck do u think you are waking me up at 6 AM-“
He interrupted me. “6:07 AM.” He said snidely.
“Back to what I was saying, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?”
He ignored me and just continue to be his dick self. “Don’t you want to know why you’re a whale?”
I sighed and pulled a pillow over my head. “Leave me alone!”
“Never babe.” He winked and I groaned loudly.
“Please? I mean pretty please, with a cherry on top with sprinkles on top and hot fudge and sprinkles?”
“Nope!” he said popping the p.
“But-but-but-“ I said whining.
“But I wanna tell you why you’re a whale! Don’t you at least wonder?”
“I wonder oh so bad… please do enlighten me why I am a whale.” I responded monotone.
“Because whales blow! OHHHHH!” My whole face turned red and I clenched my fists. Jake just pumped his fist in the air and fell to the floor laughing at his own joke.
“You are such a loser” I smiled at him and attempted to go back to sleep. I love sleeping and maybe I’ll go back to my dream! It was such a nice dream… I was at the beach with Jake and we had a picnic and he gently kissed my-
“Awwww that’s just too cute… having a wet dream about me.” He winked a again and smirked.
“Fuck! Why do I keep doing that?” my face was even redder than before and I was so embarrassed! I do not like Jake. Like at all. Like he is the last person I would like to be with. Like seriously, that’s gross. Like-
“Hey! We get it! We get it! You hate me. I mean I know I’m a jerk but I have feelings too!” His facial expression became sad and all of the sudden I felt really bad.
In all of my tiredness I got up and looked up and tried to make eye contact with him. “Jake… look, I’m sorry. I really need to get that checked with my doctor.”
He just ignored me and kept his eyes down. “Jake, I’m really sorry okay?” I hugged him tight and eventually he hugged me back. While we were hugging I noticed how hard his chest was. Damn! Someone must be working out!
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