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me the dictionary. He wanted to send chocolates, but I insisted on synonyms.

You donā€™t object, do you, to playing the part of a composite family?

And now, shall I tell you about my vacation, or are you only interested in my education as such? I hope you appreciate the delicate shade of meaning in `as suchā€™. It is the latest addition to my vocabulary.

The girl from Texas is named Leonora Fenton. (Almost as funny as Jerusha, isnā€™t it?) I like her, but not so much as Sallie McBride; I shall never like any one so much as Sallieā€”except you. I must always like you the best of all, because youā€™re my whole family rolled into one. Leonora and I and two Sophomores have walked ā€˜cross country every pleasant day and explored the whole neighbourhood, dressed in short skirts and knit jackets and caps, and carrying shiny sticks to whack things with. Once we walked into townā€”four milesā€” and stopped at a restaurant where the college girls go for dinner. Broiled lobster (35 cents), and for dessert, buckwheat cakes and maple syrup (15 cents). Nourishing and cheap.

It was such a lark! Especially for me, because it was so awfully different from the asylumā€”I feel like an escaped convict every time I leave the campus. Before I thought, I started to tell the others what an experience I was having. The cat was almost out of the bag when I grabbed it by its tail and pulled it back. Itā€™s awfully hard for me not to tell everything I know. Iā€™m a very confiding soul by nature; if I didnā€™t have you to tell things to, Iā€™d burst.

We had a molasses candy pull last Friday evening, given by the house matron of Fergussen to the left-behinds in the other halls. There were twenty-two of us altogether, Freshmen and Sophomores and juniors and Seniors all united in amicable accord. The kitchen is huge, with copper pots and kettles hanging in rows on the stone wallā€” the littlest casserole among them about the size of a wash boiler. Four hundred girls live in Fergussen. The chef, in a white cap and apron, fetched out twenty-two other white caps and apronsā€” I canā€™t imagine where he got so manyā€”and we all turned ourselves into cooks.

It was great fun, though I have seen better candy. When it was finally finished, and ourselves and the kitchen and the door-knobs all thoroughly sticky, we organized a procession and still in our caps and aprons, each carrying a big fork or spoon or frying pan, we marched through the empty corridors to the officersā€™ parlour, where half-a-dozen professors and instructors were passing a tranquil evening. We serenaded them with college songs and offered refreshments. They accepted politely but dubiously. We left them sucking chunks of molasses candy, sticky and speechless.

So you see, Daddy, my education progresses!

Donā€™t you really think that I ought to be an artist instead of an author?

Vacation will be over in two days and I shall be glad to see the girls again. My tower is just a trifle lonely; when nine people occupy a house that was built for four hundred, they do rattle around a bit.

Eleven pagesā€”poor Daddy, you must be tired! I meant this to be just a short little thank-you noteā€”but when I get started I seem to have a ready pen.

Goodbye, and thank you for thinking of meā€”I should be perfectly happy except for one little threatening cloud on the horizon. Examinations come in February. Yours with love, Judy

 

PS. Maybe it isnā€™t proper to send love? If it isnā€™t, please excuse. But I must love somebody and thereā€™s only you and Mrs. Lippett to choose between, so you seeā€”youā€™ll HAVE to put up with it, Daddy dear, because I canā€™t love her.

 

On the Eve Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,

You should see the way this college is studying! Weā€™ve forgotten we ever had a vacation. Fifty-seven irregular verbs have I introduced to my brain in the past four daysā€”Iā€™m only hoping theyā€™ll stay till after examinations.

Some of the girls sell their text-books when theyā€™re through with them, but I intend to keep mine. Then after Iā€™ve graduated I shall have my whole education in a row in the bookcase, and when I need to use any detail, I can turn to it without the slightest hesitation. So much easier and more accurate than trying to keep it in your head.

Julia Pendleton dropped in this evening to pay a social call, and stayed a solid hour. She got started on the subject of family, and I COULDNā€™T switch her off. She wanted to know what my motherā€™s maiden name wasā€”did you ever hear such an impertinent question to ask of a person from a foundling asylum? I didnā€™t have the courage to say I didnā€™t know, so I just miserably plumped on the first name I could think of, and that was Montgomery. Then she wanted to know whether I belonged to the Massachusetts Montgomerys or the Virginia Montgomerys.

Her mother was a Rutherford. The family came over in the ark, and were connected by marriage with Henry the VIII. On her fatherā€™s side they date back further than Adam. On the topmost branches of her family tree thereā€™s a superior breed of monkeys with very fine silky hair and extra long tails.

I meant to write you a nice, cheerful, entertaining letter tonight, but Iā€™m too sleepyā€”and scared. The Freshmanā€™s lot is not a happy one. Yours, about to be examined, Judy Abbott

 

Sunday Dearest Daddy-Long-Legs,

I have some awful, awful, awful news to tell you, but I wonā€™t begin with it; Iā€™ll try to get you in a good humour first.

Jerusha Abbott has commenced to be an author. A poem entitled, `From my Towerā€™, appears in the February Monthlyā€”on the first page, which is a very great honour for a Freshman. My English instructor stopped me on the way out from chapel last night, and said it was a charming piece of work except for the sixth line, which had too many feet. I will send you a copy in case you care to read it.

Let me see if I canā€™t think of something else pleasantā€” Oh, yes! Iā€™m learning to skate, and can glide about quite respectably all by myself. Also Iā€™ve learned how to slide down a rope from the roof of the gymnasium, and I can vault a bar three feet and six inches highā€”I hope shortly to pull up to four feet.

We had a very inspiring sermon this morning preached by the Bishop of Alabama. His text was: `Judge not that ye be not judged.ā€™ It was about the necessity of overlooking mistakes in others, and not discouraging people by harsh judgments. I wish you might have heard it.

This is the sunniest, most blinding winter afternoon, with icicles dripping from the fir trees and all the world bending under a weight of snowā€”except me, and Iā€™m bending under a weight of sorrow.

Now for the newsā€”courage, Judy!ā€”you must tell.

Are you SURELY in a good humour? I failed in mathematics and Latin prose. I am tutoring in them, and will take another examination next month. Iā€™m sorry if youā€™re disappointed, but otherwise I donā€™t care a bit because Iā€™ve learned such a lot of things not mentioned in the catalogue. Iā€™ve read seventeen novels and bushels of poetryā€” really necessary novels like Vanity Fair and Richard Feverel and Alice in Wonderland. Also Emersonā€™s Essays and Lockhartā€™s Life of Scott and the first volume of Gibbonā€™s Roman Empire and half of Benvenuto Celliniā€™s Lifeā€”wasnā€™t he entertaining? He used to saunter out and casually kill a man before breakfast.

So you see, Daddy, Iā€™m much more intelligent than if Iā€™d just stuck to Latin. Will you forgive me this once if I promise never to fail again? Yours in sackcloth, Judy

 

Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,

This is an extra letter in the middle of the month because Iā€™m rather lonely tonight. Itā€™s awfully stormy. All the lights are out on the campus, but I drank black coffee and I canā€™t go to sleep.

I had a supper party this evening consisting of Sallie and Julia and Leonora Fentonā€”and sardines and toasted muffins and salad and fudge and coffee. Julia said sheā€™d had a good time, but Sallie stayed to help wash the dishes.

 

I might, very usefully, put some time on Latin tonight but, thereā€™s no doubt about it, Iā€™m a very languid Latin scholar. Weā€™ve finished Livy and De Senectute and are now engaged with De Amicitia (pronounced Damn Icitia).

Should you mind, just for a little while, pretending you are my grandmother? Sallie has one and Julia and Leonora each two, and they were all comparing them tonight. I canā€™t think of anything Iā€™d rather have; itā€™s such a respectable relationship. So, if you really donā€™t objectā€”When I went into town yesterday, I saw the sweetest cap of Cluny lace trimmed with lavender ribbon. I am going to make you a present of it on your eighty-third birthday.

 

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Thatā€™s the clock in the chapel tower striking twelve. I believe I am sleepy after all. Good night, Granny. I love you dearly. Judy

 

The Ides of March Dear D.-L.-L.,

I am studying Latin prose composition. I have been studying it. I shall be studying it. I shall be about to have been studying it. My re-examination comes the 7th hour next Tuesday, and I am going to pass or BUST. So you may expect to hear from me next, whole and happy and free from conditions, or in fragments.

I will write a respectable letter when itā€™s over. Tonight I have a pressing engagement with the Ablative Absolute. Yoursā€”in evident haste J. A.

26th March

Mr. D.-L.-L. Smith,

SIR: You never answer any questions; you never show the slightest interest in anything I do. You are probably the horridest one of all those horrid Trustees, and the reason you are educating me is, not because you care a bit about me, but from a sense of Duty.

I donā€™t know a single thing about you. I donā€™t even know your name. It is very uninspiring writing to a Thing. I havenā€™t a doubt but that you throw my letters into the wastebasket without reading them. Hereafter I shall write only about work.

My re-examinations in Latin and geometry came last week. I passed them both and am now free from conditions. Yours truly, Jerusha Abbott

2nd April Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,

I am a BEAST.

Please forget about that dreadful letter I sent you last weekā€” I was feeling terribly lonely and miserable and sore-throaty the night I wrote. I didnā€™t know it, but I was just sickening for tonsillitis and grippe and lots of things mixed. Iā€™m in the infirmary now, and have been here for six days; this is the first time they would let me sit up and have a pen and paper. The head nurse is very bossy. But Iā€™ve been thinking about it all the time and I shanā€™t get well until you forgive me.

Here is a picture of the way I look, with a bandage tied around my head in rabbitā€™s ears.

Doesnā€™t that arouse your sympathy? I am having sublingual gland swelling. And Iā€™ve been studying physiology all the year without ever hearing of sublingual glands. How futile a thing is education!

I canā€™t write any more; I get rather shaky when I sit up too long. Please forgive me for being impertinent and ungrateful. I was badly brought up. Yours with love, Judy Abbott

 

THE INFIRMARY 4th April Dearest Daddy-Long-Legs,

Yesterday evening just towards dark, when I was sitting up in bed looking out at the rain and feeling awfully bored with life

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