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“Well,” Nicholas smiled, “there is a full and fairly accurate account of
the court proceeding in them.”
“Still, I don’t see…” Tydvil began.
“Two things,” Mr. Senior interrupted. “First, she has just discovered she
is really in love with Brewer. Second, she has read the papers and at
this moment she is trying to reconcile your evidence with the fact known
to her that you most certainly did not work back in the office last
night.”
“Holy Moses!” Tydvil interjected. “Of course, she would know that from my
table.”
“And,” continued Nicholas, “she is this moment trying to work out a
solution of the black eye problem—and so is your wife!”
Tydvil ran his hand through his hair. “Two of ‘em!” Then amusement got
the better of his anxiety, and he laughed heartily.
“Exactly,” nodded Mr. Senior. “Two of ‘em! And that is why I said just
now that Brewer’s eye was a pivotal point for some explanation.”
“Anyway,” Tydvil said, “they can’t do much more than wonder, and they can
wonder as much as they like.”
“Um,” Nicholas replied. “They’re wondering all right. In the
circumstances, your wife is a bit handicapped because her explanation
would be rather more difficult than yours.”
Here Tydvil again sat erect, staring in front of him. Then his eyes
brightened and a smile of happiness spread over his face.
Watching him intently, Nicholas lay back and laughed softly. “Tydvil,” he
said, “I’m no moralist, but would that be wise?”
“What do you mean?” asked Tydvil, surprised at the question.
“I read your thought. Forgive the intrusion, it was only a natural
curiosity.”
“Well,” answered Tydvil defensively, “Amy owes me a good deal, and…”
“I see,” Senior grinned. “If anyone is going to alienate your wife’s
affections, you would rather do it yourself—and know exactly what is
going on.”
“Ethically…” began Tydvil.
Again Nicholas laughed heartily, waving his hand. “No, no, please, no,
Tydvil! No ethics!”
“All right,” Tydvil conceded, “no ethics. But if I bring a new interest
into Amy’s life, it might keep her out of mischief.”
“Oh, please yourself!” Nicholas said. “I admit the idea appeals to me as
something new for both of you. A good deal depends on what you mean by
‘mischief.’”
“Look here!” demanded Tydvil virtuously. “If a man cannot make love to
his own wife, whose wife can he make love to?”
“Better, I suppose, than becoming involved with Mr. Cranston’s,” Senior
admitted. “However, have it your own way.”
“My plan’s worth considering. It has the virtue of novelty,” said Tydvil.
“Well, if you can reconcile it with any form of virtue, don’t let me
interfere. But, remember this,” Nicholas added, “that will not dispose of
your secretary.”
“If Brewer were not such a good chap, I might dispose of her in the same
way,’ Tydvil suggested.
“Quite a good idea!” laughed Nicholas. “Considering your upbringing,
Tydvil, your capacity for very original sin amazes even me.”
“Ah, well,” Tydvil said, a little regretfully, “Brewer deserves better
treatment. I owe it to him, anyway. I’m afraid that Geraldine Brand is
beginning to think that I am not quite the pattern of virtue she imagined
me to be.”
“Exactly!” Nicholas agreed. “That is a very, unusual young woman, Tydvil.
She has brains, and knows how to use them. And if you don’t watch your
step, my friend—well, ‘ware red hair.”
“Still, I don’t see that she could do much,” contended Tydvil.
“Don’t under-rate her,” warned Nicholas. “That girl has got hold of one
fact—that you were not telling the truth in the witness box—and several
suppositions. Now, give a redheaded girl, who is in love and defending
her lover, that much to work on and you, or I, may be astonished at the
things she can do. Believe me, Tydvil, I speak from a long experience. A
brunette on the warpath is bad enough—but the redheads! My boy, a sack
full of wild cats would be more tractable.”
Tydvil looked thoughtful. “Suppose,” he asked, “we gave her Billy Brewer
free of encumbrance, so to speak?”
“Professionally,” replied Mr. Senior, “it would be against my interests.
Brewer is heavily mortgaged to me. If that girl gets hold of him, he’ll
pay off the mortgage in the first year he’s married. You can’t beat
redheads either as reformers or the reverse when they set about it.
Still, in the circumstances, I would be willing to waive my claim.”
“They say marriages are made in heaven,” remarked Tydvil reflectively.
Mr. Senior grinned derisively. “That one was started by a bachelor. If
Brewer marries your Geraldine Brand, and does not behave himself
afterwards, you’ll find it difficult to persuade him that his marriage
was made in heaven.”
“Well,” said Tydvil, “that’s his risk.”
“Oh! Talking of Heaven, that reminds me that I am to have the pleasure of
dining at your home tomorrow evening—to meet Mr. Jones and a few of our
leading social workers.”
“You have my deepest sympathy,” Tydvil replied, lighting another cigar.
“Really, I am looking forward to it,” Nicholas assured him.
“Well, don’t let me discourage you, but I happen to have seen the list of
guests, and an innate sense of hospitality makes me feel rather guilty.”
“You need not worry, for I feel sure it will be an enjoyable evening.”
Tydvil smiled through the smoke. “If I hear you say that afterwards, I
shall feel greatly relieved.”
“And now, what about your own affairs?” asked Nicholas.
“I’ve been thinking it over,” Tydvil replied, “and recognise that we
cannot risk a known individuality. Can you turn me out as something new?”
“No difficulty whatever,” Nicholas assured him. “Just what would you like
to be?”
“Oh, say something fairly good looking and robust. Plenty of
self-assurance. Not exactly entirely a sporting man, but a good all-round
type. Oh, and able to use my hands if necessary!”
“Attractive to women,” Nicholas suggested.
Tydvil hesitated a moment. “Well, yes, but within reasonable limits. I
suppose that is one highroad to adventure.”
“One of the best,” Mr. Senior conceded. “Status? I can put you into the
Metropolitan or the Continental Club if you like.”
Tydvil shook his head. “No, I think not,” he said. “I’m afraid they would
cramp my style—make it something prosperous, but not too conspicuous.”
Mr. Senior stood up and looked Tydvil over with speculative eyes for a
few moments. Then, after a wave of his hands, “Now look at yourself…”
Tydvil rose to his feet and approached the mirror. Looking back at him
was an attractive stranger, about two inches taller than Tydvil Jones,
and broader. Under the sleek, black hair was a shapely, square-chinned
face. The grey eyes above a slightly aquiline nose, had a merry twinkle,
and the rather large, but well-shaped mouth, had a smile an either
corner. Tydvil felt quite pleased with himself.
The smile broke into a laugh as he turned to Nicholas. “Ideal!” he
thanked his friend. “The remodelled Tydvil Jones is proud of himself…”
“Better give him a remodelled name,” Nicholas suggested.
Tydvil picked up the telephone directory from his table and opened it at
random. Running his finger down the page, he looked up. “More than a page
of Williams,” he said. “A nice non-committal name. We’ll make it—let me
think—Bertie—Bernard—no—say, Basil. Yes, permit me to introduce
myself—Basil Williams.”
Mr. Senior took the outstretched hand. “I trust, Mr. Williams, you will
have a pleasant evening.”
“Too right I will!” grinned Basil Williams. Then his smile disappeared.
“Oh, dash it all, I forgot!”
Nicholas raised an enquiring eyebrow.
“Amy,” explained Tydvil. “She came in this morning to tell me about our
dinner tomorrow night, and I promised I should be at home this evening. I
wouldn’t put it past her coming to look for me if I didn’t show up.”
Then his face brightened. “Nicholas, could you act as a deputy Tydvil
Jones. It’s rather tough on you—but…”
“My dear fellow, my bond apart, it will be a pleasure.” Mr. Senior spoke
sincerely.
“Well, all I can say it,” said Basil Williams with deep feeling, “that
your conceptions of pleasure are peculiar. Amy has something on her
mind—that Brewer affair I expect—anyhow, I assure you that you will
know all about it before the night is over.”
“How is this?” asked Nicholas, and as he spoke a replica of Tydvil Jones
stood where Mr. Senior had stood.
Tydvil inspected his deputy, carefully, and admitted he was perfect. “A
word of advice and help,” he said. “When she makes the going too hot for
me, I always make for my own bedroom and lock the door. You may need
sanctuary before the night is over.”
Nicholas—Tydvil smiled a superior smile. “My friend. In adopting your
identity I retain the powers of endurance belonging to my office. Your
solicitude is pleasant, but quite unnecessary.”
“Maybe,” Basil Williams replied. “But I know Amy, and you don’t.” Then,
remembering, “About my change back to Tydvil?”
“Leave it entirely, to me. Just call when you need me, and I will arrange
everything.”
“Well, I think that is all,” Tydvil said, helping himself to the contents
of his cash box.
Nicholas bade him good luck and good fun, and disappeared about his
business in hand. Basil Williams, taking a hat from its peg, sallied out
into the city, light of heart and full of hope.
When Nicholas let himself into the Jones mansion on St. Kilda Road with
the assistance of Tydvil’s latch key, Amy, who had kept dinner back for
three-quarters of an hour, was just leaving the dining-room. As she saw
him enter, she glanced at the dial of the Spanish mahogany grandfather
clock that stood in the wide hall. Its hands showed that the time was
twenty-five minutes to nine o’clock.
She opened fire as the sights came on. “This is a nice time to come home,
Tydvil, I must say! Especially as you promised me faithfully you would be
back to dinner.”
Nicholas had placed his coat and hat on a high, carved chair—a
Restoration piece. “Are you doing that to provoke me deliberately, Tydvil?”
she asked acidly. “Ellen, remove those things!” She pointed to the
outraged chair, and glared at the maid who was passing. So had Oliver
Cromwell spoken when he ordered the removal of the Mace from the table of
the Commons.
“Now,” as she followed her supposed husband into the room nominally
reserved for his own use, “perhaps you can explain” Her voice was that
which she kept for domestic use only.
Mr. Senior, as Jones, spoke conciliatingly. “You know I have been
busy—very busy. I left work I should have done, and came as soon as I
possibly, could.”
“Apparently, my dear Tydvil, you consider your work far more important
than your wife. Her interests are not worth your consideration. Here I
am, all day, labouring for your comfort, and this is all the thanks I
get.”
“Amy,” said Mr. Senior a little tartly, “I do not interfere with your
domestic arrangements. You must leave me to judge the necessities of my
office work.”
And that—to use an expressive colloquialism—tore it completely.
“You—you don’t interfere with my domestic arrangements?” She almost
gasped at the enormity. “You keep dinner waiting, spoil my meal, and
upset the whole house routine—and you say you don’t…” She paused for
breath. “I was going to say I was astonished. I am not! It is just what
I might have expected from your scandalous conduct lately. You swear at
me before
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