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give The Mouse a piece of our homes which will be constantly refreshed via a robot three-dimensional printer with miniatures of the Disney park.
If this sounds familiar, it should. Itās a pale imitation of the no-less-ridiculous (if slightly less evil) āridesā movement pioneered by Perry Gibbons and Lester Banks, previously the anti-heroes of the New Work pump-and-dump scandal.
Imitation is meant to be the sincerest form of flattery, and if so, Gibbons and his cultists must be blushing fire-engine red.
This is cheap irony, Disney-style. After all, itās only been a month since the company launched ten separate lawsuits against various incarnations of the ride for trademark violation, and itās now trying to duck the punishing countersuits that have risen up in their wake.
Most ironic of all, word has it that Page was responsible for both ends of this: the lawsuits against the ride and the decision to turn his company into purveyors of cheap knockoffs of the ride.
Page is best known among Park aficionados for having had the āforesightā to gut the childrenās āFantasylandā district in Walt Disney World and replace it with a jumped up version of Hot Topic, a goth-themed area that drew down the nationās eyeliner supply to dangerously low levels.
It was apparently that sort of āway-out-of-the-boxā āgeniusā that led Page to his latest round of disasters: the lawsuits, an abortive rebuilding of Fantasyland, and now this āRemote Deliveryā scam.
Whatās next? The Mouse has already shipped Disney Dollars, an abortive home-wares line, a disastrous fine-art chain, and oversaw the collapse of the collectible cel-art market. With āvisionariesā like Page at the helm, the company canāt help but notch up more āsuccesses.ā
Death was deep into the story now. The Brazilians had forked off their own rideātheyād had their own New Work culture, too, centered in the favelas, so they had different stories to tell. Some of the ride operators imported a few of their scenes, tentatively, and some of the ride fans were recreating the Brazil scenes on their own passes through the ride.
It was all in there, if you knew where to look for it, and the best part was, no one had written it. It had written itself. The collective judgement of people who rode through had turned chaos into coherence.
Or had it? The message-boards were rife with speculation that The Story had been planted by someoneāmaybe the rideās creators, maybe some clan of ridersāwhoād inserted it deliberately. These discussions bordered on the metaphysical: what was an āorganicā ride decision? It made Death Waitsās head swim.
The thing that was really doing his head in, though, was the Disney stuff. Sammyāhe couldnāt even think of Sammy without a sick feeling in his stomach, crashing waves of nausea that transcended even his narcotic hazeāSammy was making these grotesque parodies of the ride. He was pushing them out to the worldās living rooms. Even the deleted rides from the glory days of the goth Fantasyland, in time-limited miniature. If heād still been at Disney Parks, he would have loved this idea. It was just what he loved, the knowledge that he was sharing experience with his people around the world, part of a tribe even if he couldnāt see them.
Now, in the era of the ride, he could see how dumb this was. How thin and shallow and commercial. Why should they have to pay some giant evil corporation to convene their community?
He kept trying to write about The Story, kept failing. It wouldnāt come. But Sammyāhe knew what he wanted to say about Sammy. He typed until they sedated him, and then typed some more when he woke up. He had old emails to refer to. He pasted them in.
After three days of doing this, the lawyer came back. Tom Levine was dressed in a stern suit with narrow lapels and a tie pierced with some kind of frat pin. He wasnāt much older than Death, but he made Death feel like a little kid.
āI need to talk to you about your Internet activity,ā he said, sitting down beside him. Heād brought along a salt-water taffy assortment bought from the roadside, cut into double-helix molecules and other odd biological formsāan amoeba, a skeleton.
āOK?ā Death said. Theyād switched him to something new for the pain that day, and given him a rocker-switch he could use to drizzle it into his IV when it got bad. Heād hit it just before the lawyer came to see him and now he couldnāt concentrate much. Plus he wasnāt used to talking. Writing online was better. He could write something, save it, go back and re-read it later and clean it up if it turned out heād gone off on a stoned ramble.
āYou know weāre engaged in some very high-stakes litigation here, right, Darren?ā
He hated it when people called him Darren.
āDeath,ā he said. His toothless lisp was pathetic, like an old winoās.
āDeath, OK. This high-stakes litigation needs a maximum of caution and control. This is a fifteen-year journey that ends when weāve broken the back of the company that did this to you. It ends when we take them for every cent, bankrupt their executives, take their summer homes, freeze their accounts. You understand that?ā
Death hadnāt really understood that. It sounded pretty tiring. Exhausting. Fifteen years. He was only nineteen now. Heād be thirty-four, and that was only if the lawyer was estimating correctly.
āOh,ā he said.
āWell, not that youāre going to have to take part in fifteen yearsā worth of this. Itās likely weāll be done with your part in a year, tops. But the point is that when you go online and post material thatās potentially harmful to this caseāā
Death closed his eyes. Heād posted the wrong thing. This had been a major deal when he was at Disney, what he was and wasnāt allowed to post aboutāthough in practice, heād posted about everything, sticking the private stuff in private discussions.
āLook, you canāt write about the case, or anything involved with it, thatās what it comes down to. If you write about that stuff and you say the wrong thing, you could blow this whole suit. Theyād get away clean.ā
Death shook his head. Not write about it at all?
āNo,ā he said. āNo.ā
āIām not asking you, Death. I can get a court order if I have to. This is seriousāitās not some funny little game. There are billions on the line here. One wrong word, one wrong post and pfft, itās all over. And nothing in email, eitherāitās likely everything you write is going to go through discovery. Donāt write anything personal in any of your mailānothing you wouldnāt want in a court record.ā
āI canāt do that,ā Death said. He sounded like a fucking retard, between talking through his mashed mouth and talking through the tears. āI canāt. I live in email.ā
āWell, now youāll have a reason to go outside. This isnāt up for negotiation. When I was here last, I thought I made the seriousness of this case clear to you. Iām frankly amazed that you were immature and irresponsible enough to write what Iāve read.ā
āI canātāā Death said.
The lawyer purpled. He didnāt look like a happy-go-lucky tanned preppie anymore. He looked Dad-scary, like one of those fathers in Disney who was about to seriously lose his shit and haul off and smack a whiny kid. Deathās own Pawpaw, whoād stood in for his father, had gone red like that whenever he āmouthed off,ā a sin that could be committed even without opening his mouth. He had an instinctive curl-up-and-hide reaction to it, and the lawyer seemed to sense this, looming over him. He felt like he was about to be eaten.
āYou listen to me, Darrenāthis is not the kind of thing you fuck up. This isnāt something Iām going to fuck up. I win my cases and youāre not going to change that. Thereās too much at stake here for you to blow it all with your childish, selfishāā
He seemed to catch himself then, and he snorted a hot breath through his nose that blew over Deathās face. āListen, thereās a lot on the line here. More money than you or I are worth. Iām trying to help you out here. Whatever you write, whatever you say, itās going to be very closely scrutinized. From now on, you should treat every piece of information that emanates from your fingertips as likely to be covered on the evening news and repeated to everyone youāve ever met. No matter how private you think youāre being, itāll come out. Itās not pretty, and I know you didnāt ask for it, but youāre here, and thereās nothing you can do to change that.
He left then, embarrassed at losing his temper, embarrassed at Deathās meek silence. Death poked at his laptop some. He thought about writing down more notes, but that was probably in the same category.
He closed his eyes and now, now he felt the extent of his injuries, felt them truly for the first time since heād woken up in this hospital. There were deep, grinding pains in his legsāboth knees broken, fracture in the left thigh. His ribs hurt every time he breathed. His face was a ruin, his mouth felt like he had twisted lumps of hamburger glued to his torn lips. His dickāwell, theyād catheterized him, but that didnāt account for the feelings down there. Heād been kicked repeatedly and viciously, and they told him that the reconstructive surgeriesāsurgeries, pluralāwould take some time, and nothing was certain until they were done.
Heād managed to pretend that his body wasnāt there for so long as he was able to poke at the computer. Now it came back to him. He had the painkiller rocker-switch and the pain wasnāt any worse than what passed for normal, but he had an idea that if he hit it enough times, heād be able to get away from his body for a while again.
He tried it.
Hilda and Lester sat uncomfortably on the sofa next to each other. Perry had hoped theyād hit it off, but it was clear after Lester tried his Yoko joke again that the chemistry wasnāt there. Now they were having a rare moment of all-look-same-screen, the TV switched on like in an old comedy, no one looking at their own laptop.
The tension was thick, and Perry was sick of it.
He reached for his computer and asked it to find him the baseball gloves. Two of the drawers on the living-room walls glowed pink. He fetched the gloves down, tossed one to Lester, and picked up his ball.
āCome on,ā he said. āTV is historically accurate, but itās not very social.ā
Lester got up from the sofa, a slow smile spreading on his face, and Hilda followed a minute later. Outside, by the cracked pool, it was coming on slow twilight and that magic, tropical blood-orange sky like a swirl of sorbet.
Lester and Perry each put on their gloves. Perryād worn his now and again, but had never had a real game of catch with it. Lester lobbed an easy toss to him and when it smacked his glove, it felt so right, the sound and the vibration and the fine cloud of dust that rose up from the mittās pocket, Christ, it was like a sacrament.
He couldnāt lob the ball back, because of his busted wing, so he handed the ball to Hilda. āYouāre my designated right arm,ā he said. She smiled and chucked the ball back to Lester.
They played until the
If this sounds familiar, it should. Itās a pale imitation of the no-less-ridiculous (if slightly less evil) āridesā movement pioneered by Perry Gibbons and Lester Banks, previously the anti-heroes of the New Work pump-and-dump scandal.
Imitation is meant to be the sincerest form of flattery, and if so, Gibbons and his cultists must be blushing fire-engine red.
This is cheap irony, Disney-style. After all, itās only been a month since the company launched ten separate lawsuits against various incarnations of the ride for trademark violation, and itās now trying to duck the punishing countersuits that have risen up in their wake.
Most ironic of all, word has it that Page was responsible for both ends of this: the lawsuits against the ride and the decision to turn his company into purveyors of cheap knockoffs of the ride.
Page is best known among Park aficionados for having had the āforesightā to gut the childrenās āFantasylandā district in Walt Disney World and replace it with a jumped up version of Hot Topic, a goth-themed area that drew down the nationās eyeliner supply to dangerously low levels.
It was apparently that sort of āway-out-of-the-boxā āgeniusā that led Page to his latest round of disasters: the lawsuits, an abortive rebuilding of Fantasyland, and now this āRemote Deliveryā scam.
Whatās next? The Mouse has already shipped Disney Dollars, an abortive home-wares line, a disastrous fine-art chain, and oversaw the collapse of the collectible cel-art market. With āvisionariesā like Page at the helm, the company canāt help but notch up more āsuccesses.ā
Death was deep into the story now. The Brazilians had forked off their own rideātheyād had their own New Work culture, too, centered in the favelas, so they had different stories to tell. Some of the ride operators imported a few of their scenes, tentatively, and some of the ride fans were recreating the Brazil scenes on their own passes through the ride.
It was all in there, if you knew where to look for it, and the best part was, no one had written it. It had written itself. The collective judgement of people who rode through had turned chaos into coherence.
Or had it? The message-boards were rife with speculation that The Story had been planted by someoneāmaybe the rideās creators, maybe some clan of ridersāwhoād inserted it deliberately. These discussions bordered on the metaphysical: what was an āorganicā ride decision? It made Death Waitsās head swim.
The thing that was really doing his head in, though, was the Disney stuff. Sammyāhe couldnāt even think of Sammy without a sick feeling in his stomach, crashing waves of nausea that transcended even his narcotic hazeāSammy was making these grotesque parodies of the ride. He was pushing them out to the worldās living rooms. Even the deleted rides from the glory days of the goth Fantasyland, in time-limited miniature. If heād still been at Disney Parks, he would have loved this idea. It was just what he loved, the knowledge that he was sharing experience with his people around the world, part of a tribe even if he couldnāt see them.
Now, in the era of the ride, he could see how dumb this was. How thin and shallow and commercial. Why should they have to pay some giant evil corporation to convene their community?
He kept trying to write about The Story, kept failing. It wouldnāt come. But Sammyāhe knew what he wanted to say about Sammy. He typed until they sedated him, and then typed some more when he woke up. He had old emails to refer to. He pasted them in.
After three days of doing this, the lawyer came back. Tom Levine was dressed in a stern suit with narrow lapels and a tie pierced with some kind of frat pin. He wasnāt much older than Death, but he made Death feel like a little kid.
āI need to talk to you about your Internet activity,ā he said, sitting down beside him. Heād brought along a salt-water taffy assortment bought from the roadside, cut into double-helix molecules and other odd biological formsāan amoeba, a skeleton.
āOK?ā Death said. Theyād switched him to something new for the pain that day, and given him a rocker-switch he could use to drizzle it into his IV when it got bad. Heād hit it just before the lawyer came to see him and now he couldnāt concentrate much. Plus he wasnāt used to talking. Writing online was better. He could write something, save it, go back and re-read it later and clean it up if it turned out heād gone off on a stoned ramble.
āYou know weāre engaged in some very high-stakes litigation here, right, Darren?ā
He hated it when people called him Darren.
āDeath,ā he said. His toothless lisp was pathetic, like an old winoās.
āDeath, OK. This high-stakes litigation needs a maximum of caution and control. This is a fifteen-year journey that ends when weāve broken the back of the company that did this to you. It ends when we take them for every cent, bankrupt their executives, take their summer homes, freeze their accounts. You understand that?ā
Death hadnāt really understood that. It sounded pretty tiring. Exhausting. Fifteen years. He was only nineteen now. Heād be thirty-four, and that was only if the lawyer was estimating correctly.
āOh,ā he said.
āWell, not that youāre going to have to take part in fifteen yearsā worth of this. Itās likely weāll be done with your part in a year, tops. But the point is that when you go online and post material thatās potentially harmful to this caseāā
Death closed his eyes. Heād posted the wrong thing. This had been a major deal when he was at Disney, what he was and wasnāt allowed to post aboutāthough in practice, heād posted about everything, sticking the private stuff in private discussions.
āLook, you canāt write about the case, or anything involved with it, thatās what it comes down to. If you write about that stuff and you say the wrong thing, you could blow this whole suit. Theyād get away clean.ā
Death shook his head. Not write about it at all?
āNo,ā he said. āNo.ā
āIām not asking you, Death. I can get a court order if I have to. This is seriousāitās not some funny little game. There are billions on the line here. One wrong word, one wrong post and pfft, itās all over. And nothing in email, eitherāitās likely everything you write is going to go through discovery. Donāt write anything personal in any of your mailānothing you wouldnāt want in a court record.ā
āI canāt do that,ā Death said. He sounded like a fucking retard, between talking through his mashed mouth and talking through the tears. āI canāt. I live in email.ā
āWell, now youāll have a reason to go outside. This isnāt up for negotiation. When I was here last, I thought I made the seriousness of this case clear to you. Iām frankly amazed that you were immature and irresponsible enough to write what Iāve read.ā
āI canātāā Death said.
The lawyer purpled. He didnāt look like a happy-go-lucky tanned preppie anymore. He looked Dad-scary, like one of those fathers in Disney who was about to seriously lose his shit and haul off and smack a whiny kid. Deathās own Pawpaw, whoād stood in for his father, had gone red like that whenever he āmouthed off,ā a sin that could be committed even without opening his mouth. He had an instinctive curl-up-and-hide reaction to it, and the lawyer seemed to sense this, looming over him. He felt like he was about to be eaten.
āYou listen to me, Darrenāthis is not the kind of thing you fuck up. This isnāt something Iām going to fuck up. I win my cases and youāre not going to change that. Thereās too much at stake here for you to blow it all with your childish, selfishāā
He seemed to catch himself then, and he snorted a hot breath through his nose that blew over Deathās face. āListen, thereās a lot on the line here. More money than you or I are worth. Iām trying to help you out here. Whatever you write, whatever you say, itās going to be very closely scrutinized. From now on, you should treat every piece of information that emanates from your fingertips as likely to be covered on the evening news and repeated to everyone youāve ever met. No matter how private you think youāre being, itāll come out. Itās not pretty, and I know you didnāt ask for it, but youāre here, and thereās nothing you can do to change that.
He left then, embarrassed at losing his temper, embarrassed at Deathās meek silence. Death poked at his laptop some. He thought about writing down more notes, but that was probably in the same category.
He closed his eyes and now, now he felt the extent of his injuries, felt them truly for the first time since heād woken up in this hospital. There were deep, grinding pains in his legsāboth knees broken, fracture in the left thigh. His ribs hurt every time he breathed. His face was a ruin, his mouth felt like he had twisted lumps of hamburger glued to his torn lips. His dickāwell, theyād catheterized him, but that didnāt account for the feelings down there. Heād been kicked repeatedly and viciously, and they told him that the reconstructive surgeriesāsurgeries, pluralāwould take some time, and nothing was certain until they were done.
Heād managed to pretend that his body wasnāt there for so long as he was able to poke at the computer. Now it came back to him. He had the painkiller rocker-switch and the pain wasnāt any worse than what passed for normal, but he had an idea that if he hit it enough times, heād be able to get away from his body for a while again.
He tried it.
Hilda and Lester sat uncomfortably on the sofa next to each other. Perry had hoped theyād hit it off, but it was clear after Lester tried his Yoko joke again that the chemistry wasnāt there. Now they were having a rare moment of all-look-same-screen, the TV switched on like in an old comedy, no one looking at their own laptop.
The tension was thick, and Perry was sick of it.
He reached for his computer and asked it to find him the baseball gloves. Two of the drawers on the living-room walls glowed pink. He fetched the gloves down, tossed one to Lester, and picked up his ball.
āCome on,ā he said. āTV is historically accurate, but itās not very social.ā
Lester got up from the sofa, a slow smile spreading on his face, and Hilda followed a minute later. Outside, by the cracked pool, it was coming on slow twilight and that magic, tropical blood-orange sky like a swirl of sorbet.
Lester and Perry each put on their gloves. Perryād worn his now and again, but had never had a real game of catch with it. Lester lobbed an easy toss to him and when it smacked his glove, it felt so right, the sound and the vibration and the fine cloud of dust that rose up from the mittās pocket, Christ, it was like a sacrament.
He couldnāt lob the ball back, because of his busted wing, so he handed the ball to Hilda. āYouāre my designated right arm,ā he said. She smiled and chucked the ball back to Lester.
They played until the
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