The Interceptors: Murder In Gold - James East (Dribbleondo) (little bear else holmelund minarik .txt) 📗

what we have to do, we just need to find the location of our criminal murderers, and i had the liberty, and, because we’re the interceptors, the power to power up our magnet detector”. Roger leaned over to Jason’s ear and whispered “speaks like him too”. Jason and Roger started to laugh out loud. “what, so funny?....WHAT?”.
Chapter 4: Dark Gold

Location: Alleyway outside Chip Shop, Hammersmith, London.
Time: 9:45pm.
A car pulled up into an abandoned alleyway outside a Hammersmith Chippy. The place was misty, and was eerily quiet. The Alleyway had three exits, like one big “T”. Another car pulled up into the alleyway, and stopped. Another car pulled up at the other-side of the murky alleyway. The cars in question were Morris Mariners. A man came out of the first Morris Mariner. The Man was wearing a white suit, white jumper, and a red Fez. Another man came out of the other car. This one was wearing all black suit, black shirt and a blue bow-tie. He also had a moustache too, much like the one Zorro has in the film “Zorro”.


“Do you have it?”. The Man In the fez nodded. He opened the boot of the Mariner and, there it was, 49 bars of gold, the very same ones from the hijack. “ah, show me it”. Out of nowhere, A helicopter passed over the alleyway, with a spotlight shining down on the two men. Then men ran into their cars as quickly as possible, but before they could, the Interceptors had parked up right behind the two cars. Another Interceptor was waiting in the third exit-way. James, Jason and Roger got out of their cars and surrounded the two men. “James, your a genius... you really are captain slow!”. James thought to himself. Then didn’t bother asking back. Roger Put his thumb up and out of the sky rained down an organised S.W.A.T team, with guns pointed and poised at the men. No escape. Jason added. “James, i’m never saying that ever again!”.

Location: The Interceptor’s offices, London.
Time: 10:26am.
"So, tell me, Mr Steed, how'd you know it was us then?". James said, "well, theres a story for you. Before the Hijack of the gold, we put a big strip- magnet at the runway edges. The magnet was electric so, soon as something metal passed over it, it would change from north to south polarity. the Car would be magnetised for several seconds and the magnet would deploy its hidden tracker onto the car, which would lock onto the car permanantly". Roger continued, "All we needed to do is wait to see if anyone had hijacked the gold. and you were the people to do it". He pointed at the two men. they were angry now, really angry. Jason continued to tell their story, "And when we got a shot of you in the background thanks to BBC news, all we did was use an image editor to add a kinda, camera- shake effect". James gave his angry face at both of them...again.

"The car blowing up means that you knew where our offices were and we knew you'd strike again. Getting rid of us was your only option". He drew breath then continued". The original shot of you hijacking the gold is all stored on here.... ". He lifted up a tiny micro SD card. We set up a subliminal messaging trap. We set up 3 of the same pictures of you in the background all around the office, in the PC's light, making you see the face recognition software. You destroyed it, and we set up our own little Hijack".
The Men were sent away to the cells of London Metroplitian Police Station.


Fin.

Imprint

Text: James East and BBC Top Gear
Images: BBC Top Gear
Editing: James East
Translation: James East
Publication Date: 02-06-2012

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Dedication:
BBC Top Gear and Kukena Chulu.