How to abandon your friends like a boss - flippy cheese (to read list txt) 📗
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Become Quanah Roberts (Troll)
Step 2be a dick and not respect your friend's opinion
Step 3If you are still quanah roberts, be a whiny dickhead. it adds realism
Step 4cry like a baby in your own pity, thinking it's all your friends fault about the argument
step 5call your friend gay about one trillion times
step 6make a big long contract stating you are a childish dick, and get a guy to sign it.
step 7tell your friends that they suck, and then leave them. you have succesfully abandoned your friends, or have become Quanah Roberts. Same thing.
ImprintPublication Date: 12-15-2014
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