Mr. Midshipman Easy - Frederick Marryat (best ereader for students TXT) 📗
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“It shall, sir, if I can manage it,” replied Jack.
“That’s right, I love to hear you say so-that’s consoling, very consoling-but I think now, I was wrong to let you go to sea, Jack.”
“Indeed you were not, father.”
“Well, I’m glad to hear you say so: I thought they had ruined you, destroyed all your philosophy-but it will be all right again-you shall come to our societies, Jack-I am president-you shall hear me speak, Jack-you shall hear me thunder like Demosthenes-but here comes the tray.”
The butler, followed by Mesty, who attended him as if he was his prisoner, now made his appearance with the tray, laid it down in a sulky manner and retired. Jack desired Mesty to remain.
“Well, Mesty, how are they getting on in the servants’ hall?”
“Regular mutiny, sar-ab swear dat they no stand our nonsense, and dat we both leave the house tomorrow.”
“Do you hear, sir? your servants declare that I shall leave your house tomorrow.”
“You leave my house, Jack, after four years’ absence!-no, no. I’ll reason with them-I’ll make them a speech. You don’t know how I can speak, Jack.”
“Look you, father, I cannot stand this; either give me a carte-blanche to arrange this household as I please, or I shall quit it myself tomorrow morning.”
“Quit my house, Jack! no, no-shake hands and make friends with them; be civil, and they will serve you-but you know, upon the principles-”
“Principles of the devil!” cried Jack, in a rage.
“Of the devil, Jack; dear me! I wish you had never gone to sea.”
“In one word, sir, do you consent, or am I to leave the house?”
“Leave the house! O no; not leave the house, Jack. I have no son but you. Then do as you please-but you must not send away my murderer, for I must have him cured, and shown as a proof of my wonderful invention.”
“Mesty, get my pistols ready for tomorrow morning, and your own too-do ye hear?”
“All ready, massa,” replied Mesty; “I tink dat right.”
“Right!-pistols, Jack! What do you mean?”
“It is possible, father, that you may not have yet quite cured your murderer, and therefore it is as well to be prepared. I will now wish you goodnight; but, before I go, you will be pleased to summon one of the servants, that he may inform the others that the household is under my control for the future.”
The bell was again rung, and was this time answered with more expedition. Jack told the servant, in presence of his father, that, with the consent of the latter, he should hereafter take the whole control of the establishment, and that Mesty would be the majordomo from whom they would receive their orders. The man stared, and cast an appealing look to Mr Easy, who hesitated, and at last said-
“Yes, William; you’ll apologise to all, and say that I have made the arrangement.”
“You apologise to none, sir,” cried Jack; “but tell them that I will arrange the whole business tomorrow morning. Tell the woman to come here and show me my bedroom. Mesty, get your supper and then come up to me; if they dare to refuse you, recollect who does, and point them out tomorrow morning. That will do, sir; away with you, and bring flat candlesticks.”
In which Jack takes up the other side of the argument, and proves that he can argue as well on one side as the other.
THIS SCENE may give some idea of the state of Mr Easy’s household upon our hero’s arrival. The poor lunatic, for such we must call him, was at the mercy of his servants, who robbed, laughed at, and neglected him. The waste and expense were enormous. Our hero, who found how matters stood, went to bed, and lay the best part of the night resolving what to do. He determined to send for Dr Middleton, and consult him.
The next morning, Jack rose early; Mesty was in the room, with warm water, as soon as he rang.
“By de power, Massa Easy, your fader very silly old man.”
“I’m afraid so,” replied Jack.
“He not right here,” observed Mesty, putting his fingers to his head.
Jack sighed, and desired Mesty to send one of the grooms up to the door. When the man knocked he desired him to mount a horse and ride over to Dr Middleton, and request his immediate attendance.
The man, who was really a good servant, replied, “Yes, sir,” very respectfully, and hastened away.
Jack went down to breakfast, and found it all ready, but his father was not in the room: he went to his study, and found him occupied, with the carpenter, who was making a sort of a frame as the model of the platform or dais, to be raised under the wonderful invention. Mr Easy was so busy that he could not come to breakfast, so Jack took his alone. An hour after this, Dr Middleton’s carriage drove up to the door. The Doctor heartily greeted our hero.
“My dear sir-for so I suppose I must now call you-I am heartily glad that you have returned. I can assure you that it is not a moment too soon.”
“I have found out that already, Doctor,” replied Jack; “sit down. Have you breakfasted?”
“No, I have not; for I was so anxious to see you, that I ordered my carriage at once.”
“Then sit down, Doctor, and we will talk over matters quietly.”
“You of course perceive the state of your father. He has been some time quite unfit to manage his own affairs.”
“So I am afraid.”
“What do you intend to do, then-put them in the hands of trustees?”
“I will be trustee for myself, Dr Middleton. I could not do the other without submitting my poor father to a process, and confinement, which I cannot think of.”
“I can assure you, that there are not many in Bedlam worse than he is; but I perfectly agree with you; that is, if he will consent to your taking charge of the property.”
“A power of attorney will be all that is requisite,” replied Jack; “that is, as soon as I have rid the house of the set of miscreants who are in it; and who are now in open mutiny.”
“I think,” replied the Doctor, “that you will have some trouble. You know the character of the butler.”
“Yes, I have it from my father’s own mouth. I really should take it as a great favour, Dr Middleton, if you could stay here a day or two. I know that you have retired from practice.”
“I would have made the same offer, my young friend. I will come here with two of my servants; for you must discharge these.
“I have one of my own who is worth his weight in gold-that will be sufficient. I will dismiss every man you think I ought; and as for the women, we can give them warning, and replace them at leisure.”
“That is exactly what I should propose,” replied the Doctor. “I will now go, if you please; procure the assistance of a couple of constables, and also of your father’s former legal adviser, who shall prepare a power of attorney.”
“Yes,” replied Jack, “and we must then find out the tenants who refuse to pay upon the principles of equality, and he shall serve them with notice immediately.”
“I am rejoiced, my dear young friend, to perceive that your father’s absurd notions have not taken root.”
“They lasted some time, nevertheless, Doctor,’ replied Jack, laughing.
“Well, then, I will only quit you for an hour or two, and then, as you wish it, will take up my quarters here as long as you find me useful.”
In the forenoon, Dr Middleton again made his appearance, accompanied by Mr Hanson, the solicitor, bringing with him his portmanteau and his servants. Mr Easy had come into the parlour, and was at breakfast when they entered. He received them very coolly; but a little judicious praise of the wonderful invention had its due effect; and after Jack had reminded him of his promise that, in future, he was to control the household, he was easily persuaded to sign the order for his so doing-that is, the power of attorney.
Mr Easy also gave up to Jack the key of his escritoire, and Mr Hanson possessed himself of the books, papers, and receipts necessary to ascertain the state of his affairs, and the rents which had not yet been paid up. In the meantime the constables arrived. The servants were all summoned; Mr Hanson showed them the power of attorney, empowering Jack to act for his father, and, in less than half an hour afterwards, all the men-servants, but two grooms, were dismissed; the presence of the constables and Mesty prevented any resistance, but not without various threats on the part of the butler, whose name was O’Rourke. Thus, in twenty-four hours, Jack had made a reformation in the household.
Mr Easy took no notice of anything; he returned to his study and his wonderful invention. Mesty had received the keys of the cellar, and had now complete control over those who remained. Dr Middleton, Mr Hanson, Mr Easy, and Jack, sat down to dinner, and everything wore the appearance of order and comfort. Mr Easy ate very heartily, but said nothing till after dinner, when as was his usual custom, he commenced arguing upon the truth and soundness of his philosophy.
“By-the-bye, my dear son, if I recollect right, you told me last night that you were no longer of my opinion. Now, if you please, we will argue this point.”
“I’ll argue the point with all my heart, sir,” replied Jack, “will you begin?”
“Let’s fill our glasses,” cried Mr Easy, triumphantly; “let’s fill our glasses, and then I will bring Jack back to the proper way of thinking. Now then, my son, I trust you will not deny that we are all born equal.”
“I do deny it, sir,” replied Jack; “I deny it in toto—deny it from the evidence of our own senses, and from the authority of Scripture. To suppose all men were born equal, is to suppose that they are equally endowed with the same strength, and with the same capacity of mind, which we know is not the case. I deny it from Scripture, from which I could quote many passages; but I will restrict myself to one-the parable of the Talents: ‘To one he gave five talents, to another but one,’ holding them responsible for the trust reposed in them. We are all intended to fill various situations in society, and are provided by Heaven accordingly.’
“That may be,” replied Mr Easy; “but that does not prove that the earth was not intended to be equally distributed among all alike.”
“I beg your pardon; the proof that that was not the intention of Providence, is that that equality, allowing it to be put in practice, could never be maintained.”
“Not maintained!-no, because the strong oppress the weak, tyrants rise up and conquer-men combine to do wrong.”
“Not so, my dear father; I say it could not be maintained without the organisation of each individual had been equalised, and several other points established. For instance, allowing that every man had, ab origins, a certain portion of ground. He who was the strongest or the cleverest would soon cause his to yield more than others would, and thus the equality be destroyed. Again, if one couple had ten children
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