how to take a selfie - charles doesnotcare (mobi reader .txt) 📗

Taking a selfie is a difficult, and complicated process that most completletely screw up, but I have learned how to correctley take a selfie. I hope this helps out all you self absorbed, attention starved teens out there on the internet.

Take your phone, and shove shove it up your nose like the little weirdo you are

 okay, this part is very critical. take your phone out of your nose. It should be covered in snot, and other nose fluids. 

 Take your phone, and take a picture of your toilet. Then take a picture of yourself, and photoshop your face in the toilet. it's funny, but important.

 with that out of the way, photoshop your toilet face to a blank background of any color. then smear food all over your phone. take the phone out of the food, and if it is working, you have succeeded.

 this is the final step. after you do all of the previous steps, aim your phones camera towards your face. hold it up slghtly with one arm, and hit the capture button. you have completed the process of taking a selfie. thank you.

Publication Date: 11-25-2014

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