My Complicated Life - Sagal Mohamud (most popular novels of all time .txt) 📗

“Listen, Destiny, you can do so much better. This idiot isn’t even worth your time!” Rachel repeated over and over to me. I love Rachel, she is my bestest bestest friend in the whole world. We have known each other for ten years, when she moved to Milton Keynes. People say that the best of friendships start out with a fight. Well, we really kicked it off when Rachel threw me off her trampoline, and was later forced to apologize. And, before you knew it, we were inseparable. Like two peas in a pod. Oh my daze, I’m starting to lose focus. Let’s move on.

I have, in Basic English, fallen in love. And the thing is, so has Rachel. Don’t worry; we don’t love the same GUY. It’s just that we both like dudes we probably can never have. See, Rachel has fallen for a judgemental, swag-a-licious guy called Dean. He is two years older than us, and loves a little bitch called Amanda. Imma give a paragraph about everyone I know in a mo, just so you can get the gist of everyone I know. So whilst Dean is mourning for that girl, Rachel is mourning about Dean himself. Life is sooo fricken unfair, huh? I, my goddamned lover am a boy called Shane. OhmiGod, this guy is about the worst dude I could have ever have fallen in love with. He is a disgusting, heart breaking Casanova, who likes to spread shit like butter on toast. Okaay, now Imma give you a paragraph on everyone that I know, that is important in my life, or people that are INVOLVED IN IT.

Rachel- Damn, I could write an entire novel on this chica. Is the most trusting, sweet, considerate, kind, swag-a-licious girl I know. Love her too much, is my bestest friend. Cant explain how much my life would be changed if she wasnt in it. Like my soul-sister, goes the song, * Hey Sister, Soul-Sister*. Love her like Bella Swan loves Edward Cullen, only in a sisterly way.

Ashley- Oh, this girl is a don. I love her with all my heart, and kidney, and liver. Lol, she is the one that keeps me confident, even when Im feeling down. She is one of my bestest bestest friends, although she can be a little crazy at times... okay, A LOT. She just exerts happiness from herself, and spreads it around her like butter on toast. Only one thing about her that you must know... she is kinda fat. Im trying to be kind here...but she is really fat for her age. Like.. people have called her pregnant and stuff, but one thing I admire about her is that she walks around places like she owns it, and even though she does care, she NEVER lets anyone see that she does care. Thats one thing many people lack, myself included.

Amanda- Where oh where do I start with this fucktarded bitch? A while ago, about 3 years, she was one of the nicest people I knew. In 2009 my family and hers took a trip to America, intending to live there ( I remember vividly because of Rachel's tears the day we were leaving)

Publication Date: 12-12-2011

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Dedication:
Awo Abdi, my dearest friend, who helped me through all my doubts.