We're BloodClan and We Know it (Parody of I'm Sexy and I Know it) - Rebecca Nufer (best ereader under 100 .txt) 📗

When I pad on by, cats be looking like wow he fly,
I claw to the beat, paddin' down the street in my bloodstained pelt, yeah,

This is how I roll, animal pelt, claws outta control,
It's a small cat with bloodstained claws,
and don't forget his bloodstained paws, yeah,

Cats look, a dead body,
Cats look, a dead body,
Cats look, a dead body,
yeah,yeah, THEY FREAK OUT!

Cats look, a dead body,
Cats look, a dead body,
Cats look, a dead body,
yeah, yeah, THEY FREAK OUT!

When I pad in the spot, this is what I see:
Everycat stops and they're staring at me,
I got blood on my claws and I ain't afraid to show it,
show it,
show it,
show it,
We're BloodClan and we know it!
We're BloodClan and we know it!

When I'm at some moss,
all those cats,
just can't fight them off,
and when I'm near some trees,
I'm thinking "Crap look at all those bees!", yeah,

This is how I roll, come on Bone it's time to go,
we headed to ThunderClan,
we gonna rip their heads off, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Cats look, a dead body,
Cats look, a dead body,
Cats look, a dead body,
yeah, yeah THEY FREAK OUT!

Cats look, a dead body,
Cats look, a dead body,
Cats look, a dead body,
yeah yeah, THEY FREAK OUT!

When I pad in the spot, this is what I see:
Everycat stops and they're staring at me,
I got blood on my claws and I ain't afraid to show it,
show it,
show it,
show it,
We're BloodClan and we know it!
We're BloodClan and we know it!

Claw, Claw, Claw, Claw, Claw, yeah,
Claw, Claw, Claw, Claw, Claw, yeah,
Claw, Claw, Claw, Claw, Claw, yeah,
Claw, Claw, Claw, Claw, yeah, yeah,
Do the claw, yeah
Do the claw, yeah,
We're BloodClan and we know it!

(Instrumental)

Cats look, a dead body,
Cats look, a dead body,
Cats look, a dead body,
yeah, yeah, THEY FREAK OUT!

Cats look, a dead body,
Cats look, a dead body,
Cats look, a dead body,
yeah, yeah, THEY FREAK OUT!

Publication Date: 08-24-2012

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