Word Play In Verse - Paul Curtis (adult books to read txt) 📗

know was Yvonne Darke?

WHATS IN A NAME (28)

Does anyone know if Alfred Sung?
Does anyone think is Sean Young?
Does anyone know is Koo Stark?
Would anyone know was Yvonne Darke?


WHATS IN A NAME (29)

Does anyone think will Chris Reech?
Does anyone know can Bill Teach?
Did anyone hear Nelson Riddle?
I wish I could see Ricardo Fidel?

WHATS IN A NAME (30)

Does anyone know does Jane Ayre?
I don’t know what could George Wehr?
Does anyone think is Nathan Sweete?
Have you just walked down Daniel Street?

WHATS IN A NAME (31)

Does anyone think will Jenifer Rush?
Does anyone know does Basil Brush?
Did anyone know will Alessandro Nesta?
Would anyone know was Georgie Best?


WHATS IN A NAME (32)

Does anyone know is Jane Gray?
Would anyone know does Sasha Bray?
Did anyone see Virginia Wade?
Does anyone know was James Mayde?

WHATS IN A NAME (34)

Will anyone watch as Peter Bowles?
Did anyone look as Henry Rolls?
Did anyone notice Eric Ambel?
Does anyone know will Donna Gambol?

WHATS IN A NAME (35)

Does anyone think is Nicky Lauda?
Would anyone know was Cynthia Prouder?
Does anyone know will Steve Wynn?
Does anyone think did Pearl Sinn?


WHATS IN A NAME (36)

Did anyone hear if Samantha Sang?
Does anyone know did Molly Bang?
Would anyone know was Mary Deare?
Does anyone think does Jason Fear?

WHATS IN A NAME (37)

Did anyone else see David Pegg?
You should have heard Alex Begg?
Does anyone listen to Emma Peel?
Would anyone like to see Andrew Neal?

WHATS IN A NAME (38)

Would anyone know was Rip Torn?
Did anyone else see Oliver Bourne?
Does anyone know is George Nigh?
You should have seen Kevin Tighe?


WHATS IN A NAME (39)

Does anyone know does James Bridle?
I often wonder is Eric Idle?
Would anyone know did Michael Ley?
You never know Brian May?

WHATS IN A NAME (40)

What do you think was Henry Cruel?
You should have seen Pete Duel?
Does anyone think does Jason Fear?
Did anyone notice Edward Leer?

WHATS IN A NAME (41)

What do you think did Alice Leed?
You should have watched Doris Speed?
Does anyone know has Sean Bean?
Did anyone notice is Diane Keen?


PUZZLED

You are 13 down
And always 2 across
You are never 1 down
And sadly not 19 across
You are six letters
Starting with a T
You are coffee time
And an acrostic too
As well as cryptic
Lets try 11 down
Followed by three across
Which is what the canines do
You to be 7 down
I have never known
A dictionary won’t help me
Nor a thesaurus
For like most women
You are an unsolved puzzle


SMOKING KILLS

Strand
Mayfair
Old Holborn
Knights
Iceberg
Number 6
Guards
Kent
Imported
Lucky Strike
Liberty
St Moritz

WHATS IN A NAME (43)

What do you think can Ben Gunn?
Did anyone notice is David Dunn?
Did anyone notice was Sean Kerley?
Does anyone know was George Burley?


WOW THAT’S GOOD

Woodbine
Old Gold
W Weights
Three Castles
House Blend
American Blend
Two Timer
Silk Cut
Golden Virginia
Old Hillside
Old Holborn
Dunhill

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (1)

Who’s in love?
What’s love got to do with it?
When I fall in love
Where is the love?
Why do fools fall in love?

IN PIPE LEAF OR PAPERS

Imported
Navy Cut
Park Drive
Iceberg
Piccadilly
Embassy Regal
Lambert And Butler
Eagles
American Blend
Fine Cut
Old Shag
Ready Rubbed
Players # 6
Alpine
Panatella
Embassy Gold
Rough Shag
Sobrani


COCKNEY RHYMING SLANG

Cain And Able
Oxford Scholar
China Plate
Khyber Pass
Nose And Chin
Elephants Trunk
Yarmouth Bloater
Rabbit And Pork
Hampstead Heath
You And E
Mince Pies
Iron Hoof
North And South
Garden Gate
Saucepan Lids
Lady Godiver
Adam And Eve
Nelson Eddy’s
George Raft

BORN WITHIN THE SOUND OF BOW BELLS

Butcher's Hook
Oily Rag
Rub A Dub
Nervo And Knox
Weasel And Stoat
Irish Jig
Tilbury Docks
Half Inch
Inky Smudge
Near And Far
Trouble And Strife
Hit And Miss
Early Doors
Scotch Mist
Ocean Pearl
Uncle Dick
Nails And Tacks
Daisy Roots
Ocean Wave
Frog And Toad
Ball Of Chalk
Oliver Twist
Whistle And Flute
Barnet Fair
Eggs And Kippers
La-Di-Da
Loaf Of Bread
Sky Rocket

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (2)

Who’s afraid of Virginia Woolf?
What became of Jack and Gill?
When Harry met Sally
Where’s Wally?
Why why why Delilah?

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (3)
Who’s minding the store?
What did you do in the war daddy?
When Johnny comes marching home
Where sleeping dogs lie
Why me

WHATEVER HAPPENED

Whatever happened to Louis the umpteenth of France?
Whatever happened to Jensen Interceptors?
Whatever happened to tree top squash?
Whatever happened to indestructible Tonka Toys?
Whatever happened to my hopes and dreams?
Whatever happened to my plans and schemes?
Whatever happened to my hearts desires?
Whatever happened to Aunt Alice?
Whatever happened to the likely lads?
Whatever happened to baby Jane?
Whatever happened to standards of behaviour?
Whatever happened to community spirit?
Whatever happened to this bulldog breed?
Whatever happened to common courtesy?
Whatever happened to good manners?
Whatever Whatever


WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (4)

Who’s said that?
What a woman
When eight bells toll
Where there’s life
Why did Bodhi-Dharma leave for the coast?

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (5)

Who’s the daddy?
What we want is Watneys
When a stranger calls
Where eagles dare
Why not

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (6)

Who killed Mary what’s her name
What a way to go
When tomorrow comes
Where were you when the lights went out?
Why are you not here?

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (7)

Who killed doc robin
What’s up doc?
When a man loves
Where danger lives
Why is that

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (8)

Who’s been sleeping in my bed?
What’s good for the goose?
When the cats away
Where the buffalo roam
Why worry

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (9)

Who’s that girl?
What a chassis
When a man loves a woman
Where angels go trouble follows
Why don’t you

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (10)

Who done it
What the butler saw
When in Rome
Where the spies are
Why ask me

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (11)

Who cut the cheese?
What a stink
When knights were bold
Where are your children?
Why Edward tell me why

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (12)

Who’s that girl?
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
When my baby smiles at me
Where the heart is
Why baby

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (13)

Who framed roger rabbit?
What became of the broken hearted?
When dinosaurs ruled the earth
Where the green ants dream
Why horse

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (14)

Who ate all the pies?
What no spam
When Saturday comes
Where the day takes you
Why shoot the ref

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (15)

Who is killing the great chefs of Europe?
What a carve up
When the lights go on again
Where do we go from here?
Why?

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (16)

Who’s who?
What a life
When Willie comes marching home
Where the river bends
Why shoot the messenger

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (17)

Who goes there?
What about bob
When the saints go marching in
Where does it hurt?
Why doc

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (18)

Who’s the man?
What changed charley farthing
When comedy was king
Where the boys are
Why darling

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (19)

Who is Harry Kellerman and why is he saying these terrible things about me
What’s up tiger lily?
When the Daltons ride
Where’s jack
Why the dickens

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (20)

Who saw her die?
What’s eating Gilbert grape
When worlds collide
Where sinners meet
Why we fight

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (21)

Who’s that lady?
What Lola wants
When the door opened
Where love has gone
Why do we love?

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (22)

Who shot liberty valance
What price glory
When the legends die
Where no vultures fly
Why oh why

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (23)

Who shot Patakango?
What a crazy world
When father was away on business
Where the lilies bloom
Why live alone

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (24)

Who was that lady?
What happened in Santiago?
What’s new pussycat?
Where angels fear to tread
Why lover

FLOCKS AND FLARES

Clocks and chairs
Locks and hairs
Fox and lairs
Gloks and spears
Socks and flares
Docks and wares
Lox and pears
Knocks and tares
Shocks and scares
Stocks and shares

WHERE IS

Where’s the fire
Where’s Charley
Where’s Poppa
Where’s Wally
Where’s Jack
Where’s the fire


WHAT

What
What a man
What a difference a day makes
What a classic
What have I done to deserve this?
What no beer
What price Hollywood
What shall it profit?
What waits below?
What are little boys made of?
What’s good for the goose?
What’s so bad about feeling good?
What’s the matter with Helen?
What’s buzzing cousin?


WHEN

When we were kings
When love is young
When I grow up
When ladies meet
When the wind blows
When night is falling
When London sleeps
When New York sleeps
When strangers marry
When the bough breaks
When thief meets thief
When time ran out
When the whales came
When tomorrow comes
When we are married
When you’re in love


REVERTING TO TYPE

Mucker's keep on mucking
Suckers keep on sucking
Truckers keep on trucking
Bikers keep on biking
Hikers keep on hiking
Walkers keep on walking
Stalkers keep on stalking
Talkers keep on talking
Speakers keep on speaking
Keepers keep on keeping
Leapers keep on leaping
Jumpers keep on jumping
Dumpers keep on dumping
Slumpers keep on slumping
Skivers keep on skiving
Divers keep on diving
Drivers keep on driving
Racers keep on racing
Pacers keep on pacing
Chasers keep on chasing
Runners keep on running
Punners keep on punning
Gunners keep on gunning
Shooter keep on shooting
Scooters keep on scooting
Looters keep on looting
Stealers keep on stealing
Healers keep on healing
Dealers keep on dealing
Traders keep on trading
Faders keep on fading
Raiders keep on raiding
Reachers keep on reaching
Teachers keep on teaching
Preachers keep on preaching
Darers keep on daring
Carers keep on caring
Sharers keep on sharing
Copers keep on coping
Hopers keep on hoping
Lopers keep on loping
Rovers keep on roving
Movers keep on moving
Lovers keep on loving
Zippers keep on zipping
Tippers keep on tipping
Slippers keep on slipping
Sliders keep on sliding
Riders keep on riding
Hiders keep on hiding
Shakers keep on shaking
Makers keep on making
Takers keep on taking
Needers keep on needing
Heeders keep on heeding
Leaders keep on lying


I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 1

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are funny
Some light the gloom
For example
Dormitory = dirty room

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 2

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are funny
Some have flair
For example
Presbyterian = best in prayer


I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 3