Word Play In Verse - Paul Curtis (adult books to read txt) 📗

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I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are strange
Some are funny
For example
The eyes = they see

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 4

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some make me roar
For example
George Bush = he bugs Gore


I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 5

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are serious
Some are fun
For example
Gauteng = get a gun

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 6

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some amuse a little
Some amuse me lots
For example
The morse code = here come dots


I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 7

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are strange
Some are funny
For example
Slot machines = cash lost in me

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 8

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are strange
Some are funny
For example
Animosity = is no amity


I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 9

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are serious
Some are fun
For example
Eleven plus two = twelve plus one

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 10

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some leave me red faced
For example
A decimal point = I’m a dot in place


I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 11

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some make my sides ache
For example
The earthquakes = that queer shake

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 12

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are funny
Some have flair
For example
Astronomer = moon starer


I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 13

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some make my sides split
For example
Desperation = a rope ends it

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 14

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some make me titter
For example
Mother-in-law = woman Hitler


I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 15

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
They are fun
By varying degrees
For example
This is funny
For the Yankees
Snooze alarms = alas! No more z 's
But if you happen to have
A British head
Snooze alarms = alas! No more z 's

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 16

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are droll
Some hurt your sides
For example
Election results = let's recount lies

I WOULD IF I COULD

I would if I could
But I can’t so I shan’t
How good if I should
But I can’t which I grant
If I could I know I would
But I can’t so I shan’t
Oh how good if I should
But I chant I can’t, I can’t

JIM PANSY

Tim can see,
Jim Pansy,
Gym handy
Limbs bandy
Tim can see,
Jim Pansy,
A chimpanzee


I ONCE WROTE A NOTE

I once wrote a note
Writ on paper, hue of oat
Not of literary note
Worth less than a groat
Full of unimportant quote
Not worthy to promote
No ego should it bloat
No means to gloat
But it got my vote

The note I wrote
I put in my coat
The coat that I tote
The one on which I dote
The one with stoat
About the throat
My favourite coat
Now held my note


But I left the coat
That housed my note
Upon a boat
“The rampant goat”
That was afloat
In a bay remote
The note, the coat,
And the boat did float

So where was my note?
Memorized by rote
In my favourite coat
With throat of stoat
Floating like a mote
On some distant boat
With no shelter of cote
The note, the coat,
On that blasted boat


NEWSY, NEWSY

Newsy, newsy
Suzy the Floozy
(Not very choosy)
Met Boozy Susie
(Always woozy)
Then had a twosie
In the Jacuzzi
Floozy and Woozy
Then got all Oozy
And decidedly bluesy
Before Suzy the Floozy
(Not very choosy)
And Boozy Susie
(Always woozy)
Got a bit snoozy
Twosie Suzie’s
Newsy, newsy


WYNNE OR NO

Do you know who invented the crossword?
I can't remember his name for the life of me
It’s on the tip of my tongue just out of reach
It’s W something N something E

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Publication Date: 12-15-2010

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