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I intend to write it.” – Winston Churchill
650. “In the end, everything’s a gag.” – Charlie Chaplain
651. “I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life. To put to route all that was not life and discover not when I had come to die, discover that I had not lived.” – Henry David Thoreau
652. “Baseball is like church. Many attend, but few understand.” – Wes Westrum, Mets’ Manager 1965-1967
653. “Baseball is all cleanliness and clear decisions. Wouldn’t life be easier if it consisted of a series of definitive calls; safe or out, fair or foul, strike or ball. Oh, for a life like that…..” – Eric Rolfe Greenberg, “The Celebrant”
654. “The death of an old man is not a tragedy. Forgive him his shortcomings, and thank him for all his love and care.” – Dangerous Woman, A Prairie Home Companion
655. “It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.”
656. “Enthusiasm is contagious. You could start an epidemic.”
657. “No man or woman is worth your tears and the only one who is will never make you cry.”
658. “If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever.”
659. “Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.”
660. “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.” – Plato
661. “If you judge people, you have no time to love them.” – Mother Teresa
662. “Someone has to sit on the curb and clap.” – Pastor Johnson
663. “If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with them. I’d be at the bottom to catch them.
664. “Hate is not a family value.”
665. “This is it. Don’t get scared now.” – Kevin, Home Alone
666. “You sold me queer giraffes. They won’t paint. I want my money back.” – Proximo, Gladiator
667. “If he gets up, we’ll all get up. It’ll be anarchy.” – Bender, The Breakfast Club
668. “Screws fall out all the time; the world’s an imperfect place.” – Bender, The Breakfast Club
669. “YOU ARE A TOY!!!” – Woody, Toy Story
670. “This is Canada, Nell. Things are real up here.” – Dudley Do-Right, Dudley Do-Right
671. “He may be outnumbered, but Dudley knew these woods like the back of his horse.” – Narrator, Dudley Do-Right
672. “It’s paint by number!!” – Dudley Do-Right, Dudley Do-Right
673. “Is that a challenge?” “Absolutely” – Dudley Do-Right & Snidley, Dudley Do-Right
674. “Not since their all-male revival of Little Women have the Cumquats faced such a hostile reception, but the Cumquats never walk away from a fight. They preferred to run.” – Narrator, Dudley Do-Right
675. “That’s not fair. They’ve got rocks. All we’ve got are these machine guns.” – Snidley, Dudley Do-Right
676. “Good horse, Horse.” – Dudley Do-Right, Dudley Do-Right
677. “… and that’s because good things happen to good people and bad things happen to bad people.” – Narrator, Dudley Do-Right
678. “A leader serves.” – Jim Tressel
679. “Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.” – Victor Borge
680. “Does not play well with others.” – No Fear t-shirt
681. “Can’t go wrong with the perfect cheer.”
682. “I just want to fly.”
683. “The sky is blue. Water is wet. Women have secrets. That’s just the way it is.” – Bruce Willis
684. “Got Milk?” – Milk Slogan
685. “Just do it.” – Nike Slogan
686. “Don’t spit on a running fan.”
687. “It’s hot in here.”
688. “There can be only ‘one’.”
689. “I was saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in diapers.” – William Shatner
690. “I’m not even supposed to be here today.” – Dante
691. “Look for happiness under your own roof.” – Fortune cookie
692. “To start, press any key. Where’s the ‘any’ key?” – Homer Simpson
693. “We’re doomed.”
694. “Hello. I’m Earth. Have we met?”
695. “Don’t play leap frog with a unicorn.”
696. “He who controls the past, commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past.”
697. “Duct tape will not make an honest man out of you.” – Yolanda Johnson, A Prairie Home Companion
698. “What’s the sound of one hand clapping?”
699. “The show has been on since Jesus was in the third grade.” – Guy Noir, A Prairie Home Companion
700. “The best thing about being a freshman is becoming a sophomore.” – Mr. Dix
701. “People are strange.”
702. “That’s no moon. That’s a space station.”
703. “Knight’s Code of Honor: A knight is sworn by valor. His heart knows only virtue. His blade defends the helpless. His might upholds the weak. His words speak only truth. His wrath undoes the wicked.” – Dragon Heart
704. “Where I am from, there is no such thing as luck.”
705. “Plays well with others. Runs with scissors”
706. “Oh, behave.”
707. “Follow your heart, kid and you’ll never go wrong.”
708. “Hey, does anyone have an aspirin? I think I’m getting a cold.” – Jim Henson
709. “Let them eat cake.” – Marie Antoinette
710. “Did somebody say McDonald’s?”
711. “Excuse me, the voices in my head are speaking.” – Mr. Petrach
712. “Don’t worry about me. I really am ok.”
713. “Hey, Ryan! There’s this thing called ‘cut and paste’.” – Me
714. “Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow was already taken.” – Dusty, A Prairie Home Companion
715. “It’s a quizzy.” – Mr. Lieberman
716. “Hippies are conformists.” – Mr. Love
717. “That was very not careful.” – The pizza guy
718. “Look, it’s foreigners!” – Me, Key Club Division 20 meeting
719. “Can I use you?” – Ben to Ryan, making Ryan’s wheelchair a coat rack
720. “You wrankle my ire.” – Mr. Melvin
721. “So, are frootloops better with milk or toilet water?” – Me
722. “Vote Green, Libertarian boy!” – Lauren to Jeremy
723. “It is better to take refuge in the Lord than to trust in man.” – Psalm 118:8
724. “Set your mind on things above, not on earthly things.” – Colossians 3:2
725. “Someone’s opinion about you does not have to be your reality.” – Les Brown
726. “Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else.” – Judy Garland
727. “Please, excuse me while I pause and reflect.” – Scarecrow, The Marvelous Land of Oz
728. “Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.” – Martin Luther King, Junior
729. “When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.” – Ernest Hemingway
730. “Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.” – Anonymous
731. “If you don’t run your own life, someone else will.” – John Atkinson
732. “We come from people who brought us up to believe that life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass.” – Garrison Keillor, A Prairie Home Companion
733. “A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.” – Mark Twain
734. “The first step towards the solution of any problem is optimism.” – John Baines
735. “Love yourself and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.” – Lucille Ball
736. “Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. The third is to be kind.” – Henry James
737. “Tell me, I’ll forget. Show me, I may remember. But involve me, and I’ll understand.” – Chinese Proverb
738. “If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.” – Neil Simon
739. “The thing that is really hard and really amazing is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself.” – Anna Quidlen
740. “I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God Who is sending a love letter to the world.” – Mother Teresa
741. “For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and self-discipline.” – II Timothy 1:7
742. “Grace and peace to you from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.” – II Corinthians 1:2
743. “For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God and are justified freely by His grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus.” – Romans 3:23-24
744. “I tell you the truth, all the sins and blasphemies of men will be forgiven. But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin.” – Mark 3:28-29
745. “Do unto others as you would have them do to you.” – Luke 6:31
746. “Charm is deceptive and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.” – Proverbs 31:30
747. “God made Him Who had no sine to be sin for us, so that in Him, we might become the righteousness of God” – II Corinthians 5:21
748. “A hot temperament stirs up dissention, but a patient man calms a quarrel.” – Proverbs 15:18
749. “Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be terrified. Do not be discouraged for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.” – Joshua 1:9
750. “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.” – Clint Eastwood
751. “A healthy male adult bore consumes, each year, one and a half times his own weight in other people’s patience.” – John Updike
752. “Don’t just stand there; make something happen.” – Lee Iacocca
753. “It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously.” – Peter Ustinov
754. “Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.” – Albert Schweitzer
755. “Grief is the price we pay for love.” – Queen Elizabeth II
756. “On your way to ‘Wonderful’, you’re going to have to pass through ‘All Right’. Take a good look around and get used to it, ‘cause that may be as far as you’re going to go.” – Bill Withers
757. “There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it’s given to us on the installment plan.” – Isaac Bashevis Singer
758. “Hard work spotlights the character of people. Some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” – Sam Ewing
759. “A vacation is having nothing to do, and all day to do it in.” – Robert Orben
760. “For me, the Bible isn’t a book of rules; it’s a voyage of self-discovery.” – Channing Frye
761. “Dreams come a few sizes too big so you can grow into them.” – Reverend Run
762. “We cannot become that we need to be by remaining what we are.” – Max DePree
763. “Your body cannot heal without play. Your mind cannot heal without laughter. Your soul cannot heal without joy.” – Catherine Fenwick
764. “Do your best and trust that others do their best. And be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies.” – Mother Teresa
765. “Today is the youngest you will ever be. Live like it.” – Mark Cuban
766. “God has unlimited anytime minutes.” – A church sign in Smithfield, VA
767. “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow!” – Buz Moxom, Guideposts reader
768. “We do not need to seek to become unique or rehearse to
650. “In the end, everything’s a gag.” – Charlie Chaplain
651. “I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life. To put to route all that was not life and discover not when I had come to die, discover that I had not lived.” – Henry David Thoreau
652. “Baseball is like church. Many attend, but few understand.” – Wes Westrum, Mets’ Manager 1965-1967
653. “Baseball is all cleanliness and clear decisions. Wouldn’t life be easier if it consisted of a series of definitive calls; safe or out, fair or foul, strike or ball. Oh, for a life like that…..” – Eric Rolfe Greenberg, “The Celebrant”
654. “The death of an old man is not a tragedy. Forgive him his shortcomings, and thank him for all his love and care.” – Dangerous Woman, A Prairie Home Companion
655. “It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.”
656. “Enthusiasm is contagious. You could start an epidemic.”
657. “No man or woman is worth your tears and the only one who is will never make you cry.”
658. “If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever.”
659. “Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.”
660. “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.” – Plato
661. “If you judge people, you have no time to love them.” – Mother Teresa
662. “Someone has to sit on the curb and clap.” – Pastor Johnson
663. “If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with them. I’d be at the bottom to catch them.
664. “Hate is not a family value.”
665. “This is it. Don’t get scared now.” – Kevin, Home Alone
666. “You sold me queer giraffes. They won’t paint. I want my money back.” – Proximo, Gladiator
667. “If he gets up, we’ll all get up. It’ll be anarchy.” – Bender, The Breakfast Club
668. “Screws fall out all the time; the world’s an imperfect place.” – Bender, The Breakfast Club
669. “YOU ARE A TOY!!!” – Woody, Toy Story
670. “This is Canada, Nell. Things are real up here.” – Dudley Do-Right, Dudley Do-Right
671. “He may be outnumbered, but Dudley knew these woods like the back of his horse.” – Narrator, Dudley Do-Right
672. “It’s paint by number!!” – Dudley Do-Right, Dudley Do-Right
673. “Is that a challenge?” “Absolutely” – Dudley Do-Right & Snidley, Dudley Do-Right
674. “Not since their all-male revival of Little Women have the Cumquats faced such a hostile reception, but the Cumquats never walk away from a fight. They preferred to run.” – Narrator, Dudley Do-Right
675. “That’s not fair. They’ve got rocks. All we’ve got are these machine guns.” – Snidley, Dudley Do-Right
676. “Good horse, Horse.” – Dudley Do-Right, Dudley Do-Right
677. “… and that’s because good things happen to good people and bad things happen to bad people.” – Narrator, Dudley Do-Right
678. “A leader serves.” – Jim Tressel
679. “Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.” – Victor Borge
680. “Does not play well with others.” – No Fear t-shirt
681. “Can’t go wrong with the perfect cheer.”
682. “I just want to fly.”
683. “The sky is blue. Water is wet. Women have secrets. That’s just the way it is.” – Bruce Willis
684. “Got Milk?” – Milk Slogan
685. “Just do it.” – Nike Slogan
686. “Don’t spit on a running fan.”
687. “It’s hot in here.”
688. “There can be only ‘one’.”
689. “I was saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in diapers.” – William Shatner
690. “I’m not even supposed to be here today.” – Dante
691. “Look for happiness under your own roof.” – Fortune cookie
692. “To start, press any key. Where’s the ‘any’ key?” – Homer Simpson
693. “We’re doomed.”
694. “Hello. I’m Earth. Have we met?”
695. “Don’t play leap frog with a unicorn.”
696. “He who controls the past, commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past.”
697. “Duct tape will not make an honest man out of you.” – Yolanda Johnson, A Prairie Home Companion
698. “What’s the sound of one hand clapping?”
699. “The show has been on since Jesus was in the third grade.” – Guy Noir, A Prairie Home Companion
700. “The best thing about being a freshman is becoming a sophomore.” – Mr. Dix
701. “People are strange.”
702. “That’s no moon. That’s a space station.”
703. “Knight’s Code of Honor: A knight is sworn by valor. His heart knows only virtue. His blade defends the helpless. His might upholds the weak. His words speak only truth. His wrath undoes the wicked.” – Dragon Heart
704. “Where I am from, there is no such thing as luck.”
705. “Plays well with others. Runs with scissors”
706. “Oh, behave.”
707. “Follow your heart, kid and you’ll never go wrong.”
708. “Hey, does anyone have an aspirin? I think I’m getting a cold.” – Jim Henson
709. “Let them eat cake.” – Marie Antoinette
710. “Did somebody say McDonald’s?”
711. “Excuse me, the voices in my head are speaking.” – Mr. Petrach
712. “Don’t worry about me. I really am ok.”
713. “Hey, Ryan! There’s this thing called ‘cut and paste’.” – Me
714. “Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow was already taken.” – Dusty, A Prairie Home Companion
715. “It’s a quizzy.” – Mr. Lieberman
716. “Hippies are conformists.” – Mr. Love
717. “That was very not careful.” – The pizza guy
718. “Look, it’s foreigners!” – Me, Key Club Division 20 meeting
719. “Can I use you?” – Ben to Ryan, making Ryan’s wheelchair a coat rack
720. “You wrankle my ire.” – Mr. Melvin
721. “So, are frootloops better with milk or toilet water?” – Me
722. “Vote Green, Libertarian boy!” – Lauren to Jeremy
723. “It is better to take refuge in the Lord than to trust in man.” – Psalm 118:8
724. “Set your mind on things above, not on earthly things.” – Colossians 3:2
725. “Someone’s opinion about you does not have to be your reality.” – Les Brown
726. “Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else.” – Judy Garland
727. “Please, excuse me while I pause and reflect.” – Scarecrow, The Marvelous Land of Oz
728. “Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.” – Martin Luther King, Junior
729. “When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.” – Ernest Hemingway
730. “Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.” – Anonymous
731. “If you don’t run your own life, someone else will.” – John Atkinson
732. “We come from people who brought us up to believe that life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass.” – Garrison Keillor, A Prairie Home Companion
733. “A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.” – Mark Twain
734. “The first step towards the solution of any problem is optimism.” – John Baines
735. “Love yourself and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.” – Lucille Ball
736. “Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. The third is to be kind.” – Henry James
737. “Tell me, I’ll forget. Show me, I may remember. But involve me, and I’ll understand.” – Chinese Proverb
738. “If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.” – Neil Simon
739. “The thing that is really hard and really amazing is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself.” – Anna Quidlen
740. “I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God Who is sending a love letter to the world.” – Mother Teresa
741. “For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and self-discipline.” – II Timothy 1:7
742. “Grace and peace to you from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.” – II Corinthians 1:2
743. “For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God and are justified freely by His grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus.” – Romans 3:23-24
744. “I tell you the truth, all the sins and blasphemies of men will be forgiven. But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin.” – Mark 3:28-29
745. “Do unto others as you would have them do to you.” – Luke 6:31
746. “Charm is deceptive and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.” – Proverbs 31:30
747. “God made Him Who had no sine to be sin for us, so that in Him, we might become the righteousness of God” – II Corinthians 5:21
748. “A hot temperament stirs up dissention, but a patient man calms a quarrel.” – Proverbs 15:18
749. “Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be terrified. Do not be discouraged for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.” – Joshua 1:9
750. “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.” – Clint Eastwood
751. “A healthy male adult bore consumes, each year, one and a half times his own weight in other people’s patience.” – John Updike
752. “Don’t just stand there; make something happen.” – Lee Iacocca
753. “It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously.” – Peter Ustinov
754. “Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.” – Albert Schweitzer
755. “Grief is the price we pay for love.” – Queen Elizabeth II
756. “On your way to ‘Wonderful’, you’re going to have to pass through ‘All Right’. Take a good look around and get used to it, ‘cause that may be as far as you’re going to go.” – Bill Withers
757. “There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it’s given to us on the installment plan.” – Isaac Bashevis Singer
758. “Hard work spotlights the character of people. Some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” – Sam Ewing
759. “A vacation is having nothing to do, and all day to do it in.” – Robert Orben
760. “For me, the Bible isn’t a book of rules; it’s a voyage of self-discovery.” – Channing Frye
761. “Dreams come a few sizes too big so you can grow into them.” – Reverend Run
762. “We cannot become that we need to be by remaining what we are.” – Max DePree
763. “Your body cannot heal without play. Your mind cannot heal without laughter. Your soul cannot heal without joy.” – Catherine Fenwick
764. “Do your best and trust that others do their best. And be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies.” – Mother Teresa
765. “Today is the youngest you will ever be. Live like it.” – Mark Cuban
766. “God has unlimited anytime minutes.” – A church sign in Smithfield, VA
767. “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow!” – Buz Moxom, Guideposts reader
768. “We do not need to seek to become unique or rehearse to
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