M*A*S*H Quotes #51-#80 - Compiled by John Damocles Smith. (love story books to read .txt) 📗
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#51:-
(Frank reads his Bible and McIntyre watches from behind his magazine.)
"Who re-wrote these commandments?"
#52:-
(To Maj. Houlihan.)
"You and Frank Burns will have to stop practicing medicine together... ...and whatever else you've been practicing."
#53:-
Maj. Houlihan- "You are no gentleman."
Hawkeye- "Good thing you are."
#54:-
Voiceover from the public address system- "Will pay $5 for a hot letter from home."
#55:-
Frank- "Do we know anything about this Major Stoner?"
Radar- "I didn't know that you know anything at all, sir."
#56:-
(Colonel Blake introduces Major Stoner to Major Houlihan and Frank.)
"Major Stoner, this is Major Burnes."
Frank- "Major."
Stoner- "Major."
Col. Blake- "This is Major Houlihan."
Hot Lips- "Major."
Stoner- "Major."
Hawkeye (Falsely introduces himself as Major Pierce and then says)-I think we made a major breakthrough here.)
#57:-
Hawkeye to nurse- "Would you like sardine tonight?"
Nurse- "Sardines?"
Hawkeye- "Yeah, (in) my tent, I'll bring the oil."
#58:-
(Radar reads to Hawkeye)
"Dear son... It's from your Father."
#59:-
Hawkeye- "Wake me when you're finished, I don't want to miss my nap."
#60:-
Frank- "I just saw two natives bury a bomb here."
Hawkeye- "Frank, you're paranoid."
Frank- "I'm not."
Hawkeye- "When did you see them do it?"
Frank- "When I checked my toothpaste for explosives."
#61:-
Radar- "Would you like to read the note, Major?"
Hot Lips- "What?"
Radar- "There's a note with words on it."
#62:-
Frank- "Halt, who goes there? Friend or foe?"
Maj. Houlihan (driving)- "Out'a the way or I'll run you over."
Hawkeye(?)- "Pass, friend."
#63:-
Colonel Potter- "Buddy up with him. Surely you have something in common."
Hawkeye- "Yeah, we hate each other."
#64:-
Frank- "Who said you could play poker here?"
Col. Potter- "I did."
Frank- "Enjoy your game, sir."
#65:-
Father Mulcahey (playing cards)-"May the Lord have mercy on my cards."
Col. Potter- "Same deal for me, Lord."
#66:-
(Hawkeye and B.J help Frank who fell over)
Col. Potter- "I really appreciate what you boys are doing for him. Things will be better from now on."
Hawkeye- "Fine, we'll bury him."
#67:-
B.J- "It's shampoo... only because we couldn't afford real poo."
#68:-
Col. Potter to Radar- "King Kong carried her all the way to the top of The Empire State Building."
Radar- "I heard that there are some weirdos in New York."
#69:-
Col. Potter to Klinger- "No dress? How come you're out of uniform."
#70:-
(Col. Potter, walking his horse with Hawkeye and Maj. Houlihan beside him.)
Horse- (Neighs.)
Hawkeye to Maj. Houlihan- "Did you say something?"
#71:-
(Major Winchester learns that he's permanently assigned to the 4077 to his great shock.)
Maj. Winchester to Radar- "I assure you, Corporal, no-one in Kora is madder than me."
#72:-
Hawkeye- "I once knew a woman named Penelope, everyone called her 'Penny.' Personally, I though she was worth more."
#73:-
Maj. Houlihan to Hawkeye- "I love seeing a strong man who takes charge of a situation. Now shut-up and do as I tell you."
#74:-
Col. Potter- "Well, Radar, it looks like we're even."
Radar (counting his money)- "I know, sir."
Col. Potter- "You say you know and you're still counting."
Radar- "I know, sir."
#75:-
Wounded soldier to Maj. Winchester- "Please do your best."
Maj. Houlihan- "You don't know how fortunate you are, Maj. Winhester was one of the best doctors in (Houston?) You would have to had be paying to see him."
Maj. Winchester- "Yes, if this was (Houston?) I would have referred you to someone else."
#76:-
Maj. Houlihan- "It just so happens that I have a date tonight with my husband."
B.J- "Good, the two of you can finally fight in person."
#77:-
Maj. Winchester- "Please, I've gone through hell."
Hawkeye- "Then go through faster."
#78:-
(Hawkeye is temporarily in charge and the nurses argue over trading shifts with each other.)
Hawkeye- "This is your commanding officer, I must warn you that if this arguing keeps up then you'll be confined to my quarters... one by one."
#79:-
Extra to Hawkeye- "No-one says 'no' to The Scrounger."
Hawkeye- "No?"
#80:-
Hawkeye- "Aaahh Radar, I didn't recognize you without your tonsils."
Publication Date: 10-11-2011
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