random story - K.S & A.G (best classic books to read .txt) 📗

Banana- HEY THERE!
Apple- I want a pet banana
Banana- AAAAH -runs away-
Apple- What did I do?
Banana- not you look -points behind the apple-
Justin Bieber- Baby Baby Baby OH ♫
Orange- We need to kill that Bastard FRUIT UNITE!!!!!!
Lemon- Am I a fruit or what? O.o?
Tomato -shrugs-
Broccoli- Tomato don't leave me :(
Lemon- Well then.
Banana- Wtf, stupid vegetable get out -shoots-
BOB Jr- TADA -pops out of no where-
Orange- So Random I leave -in a land far far away-

Darthvadar- Kaitlyn, i am your father.


His voice was so deep and he was so black i thought he was going to say "Luke, i'm your father."

Darthvadar- Well then -leaves-
Luke -comes 2 secs later- Hey wheres Darthy?!?!
Kaitlyn- My random father what? I thought I already had a father.
Apple- STFU!!!!!
-Banana pops out of thin air- Banana- where am i?
Me/Alyssa- OMG -dies-
Orange- Die Damned Justin Bieber
-Justin Bieber gets hit in the head with a water bottle-
-Justin Bieber gets shot-
Me/Kaitlyn- WHY WON'T HE JUST DIE ALREADY??
Justin Bieber- There's gonna be one less angry bird
Angry Bird- My face is gonna hurt -rams into building, knocks it over-
Pig- -strokes mustache- Oh really?
-Mystical Zebra pops up-
Mystical Zebra- Yes really,
-Picture of Zebra swirls you begin to fall asleep-
-Shoots Zebra-
Me/Kaitlyn- I'm not Tired Dammit.
Me/Alyssa -falls asleep-
-Slaps awake-
Apple- Alyssa die! Yes!!
Me/Alyssa- OW -Throws Mountain of fail at Kaitlyn-
-Trips-
Me/Kaitlyn- I didn't fall, the floor attacked me
Me/Alyssa- GRAVITY WHY YOU TRIP KAITLYN -Says in Chinese voice- RAGE!
Mackenzie- What?? -clueless-
Me/Alyssa- OMFG WIGGLE!
Me/Kaitlyn- Wiggle dance-
Safety dance- We can dance if we want to.
We can leave your friends behind.
Cause' your friend don't dance,
and if they don't dance, well they're
no friends of mine.
Me/Alyssa- No, just no, -leaves-
Me/Kaitlyn -pulls Alyssa Back-
Me/Alyssa- OMG RAWWWWWWWWR AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Apple- where did this goo?


THE END!
never let Kaitlyn and Alyssa become bored!

Publication Date: 12-16-2011

All Rights Reserved