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NO WORRIES

A Fun Pet Book

Alley Cat

© Copyright Alley Cat 2013

 

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

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No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means including storage and retrieval systems without permission from Alley Cat.

 

MCN: C9GSG-WPK32-U565N

 

Brought to you and printed in the United States of America by Publishing House.

INTRODUCTION

 

Have you ever wondered what cats and dogs must be thinking? Just pretend for a moment that they are people too. What do you think they would say? About us, themselves, and the world around them if they could talk and we could understand.

 

This book is fun for kids and adults too. To read and laugh. To kick back and just feel carefree. For the adult who could for a few moments, be a kid again.

 

So, read, laugh, even cry if you must. It will be hard to put this book down of cute doggy and kitty sayings.

ADORE ME LOVE ME

Admire me...

Adore, love, cherish, just do not touch!

 

 

 

I'm ready to take my cat-nap.

Where is my toy mouse?

I can't sleep without it! Where is it!!

 

 

Duuhh. I forgot what I wanted.

Do I smell bacon?

Give me bacon!

 

Hi, I'm hard at work.

I decided I needed to take a little break...

Could I have a snack? Maybe play for a while?

I AM SO SPECIAL

 

 

I'm so special.

I'm witty, charming, very handsome to look upon.

But you on the other hand, are a total bore.

 

 

I have no cares in this world.

Just free to poop, pee, eat and sleep.

Yep... I've got it good. No cares.

 

 

 

I pledge to be the best puppy in the world,

even though I may chew up many of your shoes!

 

 

 

 

Shhh. I'm hiding here. Go find your own spot!

 

 

 

 

 

I'm just the cat's meow. No one can compare...

Just look how beautiful I am, darling.

WHAT DO YOU WANT

 

What do you want?

I'm too comfortable to get up, so go away!

 

 

I'm just too cute,

so you can't scold me for not making my bed.

 

 

 

I promise to be loyal and trustworthy.

Just don't spank me again for getting into the trash.

 

 

I am so embarrassed!

My bed is unmade, and my hair is just a mess!

Please don't look at me like this!!!

 

 

 

 

I am in so much trouble...

I have to take a time-out.

YOU CAUGHT US

 

You caught us, but we were not asleep.

Just resting our eyes.

Time to get back to work...

 

 

 

You scared me!

I'm trying to take a leak,

so, give me some privacy,

p l e a s e !

 

 

You woke me up!

I was having the greatest dream

about catching a mouse too.

And now I can't get back to sleep!

 

Just going for a walk.

Yep...

Something to pass the time.

Yep...

 

What is that? A bug?

I think I'll taste it,

yep!

 

 

 

Humm. Now let me think...

I am here, and that bird is way up there.

But I'll get him... I'm patient.

IT IS HOT OUT HERE

 

 

I'm thirsty. It is hot out here!

I need some water,

and while you’re at it, some food too.

A convict gets better treatment!

 

 

Oh darling, I just love the hair!

Your make-up looks so perrrfect,

and those clothes are the icing on the cake!

 

 

What is that?

Oh, is it ever disgusting!

Keep it away from me!

I am about to hiss.

 

 

 

Caught in the act! I think we're in trouble now.

 

 

Uum, I think it's a bit too high up here.

How do I get back down?

 

Help me!

LET US GO NOW

 

 

Come on already.

Let us go now.

Hurry it up!

For Pete’s sake!!

I want to go, n o w ! ! !

 

Yes, your seeing right. I'm sleeping in a sink.

What's it to you anyway?

Go mind your own business!

 

 

 

Stop teasing me!

Give me that yarn already.

The things I have to do just to get some attention!

 

 

 

 

What are you looking at?

Sheesh, it's like you've never seen a cat before.

MANS BEST FRIEND

 

 

I'd like to apply to become your friend.

I have lots of qualifications.

Able to love unconditionally, and always faithful.

Give me a chance? You'll never regret it.