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The secret door

Intro

The Yakatsy twins were two normal goofballs. They were always getting in trouble. And no one under stood them so for attention they played practical jokes. Their mom was always ignoring them. And their dad was never around. They had had three friends. They were chestnut, Joe, and Nancy. Nancy was a nice and charming little devil. Chestnut was an ordinary guy who loved to eat nuts in all sorts of ways like nut pie, nut on a cob, and his favorite caramel apple with nuts. And finally there’s Joe who is your average smart, cool, and adventures guy. Together people always called them the dimension bros and they liked the name so they kept it. But little did they know their life was about to change.

Chapter 1 the secret door

The Yakatsy twins got home from school when Tim the first Yakatsy twin said “I…am…..bored.” Then Alex the second Yakatsy twin said “Why don’t we go shoot squirrels with your sling shoot.”


Then Tim said “Na you go ahead I don’t fell like violently hitting squirrels with my sling shot, don’t get me wrong it sounds fun but I'm gust not in that kind of a mood.” Then Nancy shouted” hey Tim hey Tim guess what guess what I'm getting, come on guess.” Chestnut then whispered to Joe “please tell me she’s getting a brain transplant because with that devil like brain of hers were all going to die before we hit puberty.” Then she turned around and started to yell at chestnut and Joe. Nancy looking at Joe said “I am not as scary of a reason to pee your pants by the way it’s Gross.” Joe's cheeks started to turn red of embarrassment. They went to go get some snacks at the kitchen. After eating they went to go play some miniature golf. When they got there the guy at the paying both said they owed $65 for last Friday. Joe silently slid a gift card onto the booth. Then the guy in the paying booth said” sir a $10 gift card to crazy pizza land isn’t going to bribe me.” So Joe tried to get his gift card back. He fought for it until he finally he gave up on it. They went back to Tim and Alex’s house. They did half of their homework when suddenly they saw a bright light coming from the back of the TV. They went over to investigate. They were surprised to find a small secret door. Then Tim said “Let’s open it.” So they voted 4 out of 5 said they should open it. So Alex had the honor of opening the door. When he opened the door when Alex and Tim’s mom walked in. When she got to the boys and girl she tripped. She tripped over Joe's shoe. Then when she fell she fell right into the secret door. Everyone looked with such great amazement.


Chapter 2 Donckle Dorve


Tim then said “you Know we have to go get her” when Alex said “welllll.” Tim then shouted out “DUDE.” And Alex said “I'm kidding I'm kidding sooo who’s going in first.” They all rock papered scissor to see who’d go first. Nancy lost but with that devil like look of hers scared chestnut into going in first. Chestnut took a deep breath and acted brave (because inside he felt like a little girl). He was tacking his first step when Nancy pushed him. Nancy then said” What you actually thought I was going to miss a chance at pushing Chestnut down c’mon you know me better than that.” Then Chestnut said in pain “I think you broke my spleen.” Nancy then said “don’t be such a cry baby and man up.” Then they all walked in the door nice and slowly. Avoiding stepping on chestnut who was crying. When they got inside Nancy said “it looks like Narnia.” Then chestnut (holding his stomach) said “yea and now a half man-half horse is going to appear.” Then suddenly a half man-half horse appeared and said” Hello I’m nick and this is Donckle Dorve.” Tim then said” What kind of a name is Donckle Dorve.” Nick then said” It’s a legit name at least it’s not Narnia our neighbors.” Then he whispered “suddenly you make a movie and your all that”. Well they agreed and got a tour of the village Then they went to Mcdorvenalds and and stuffed their faces with mcfish on a stick. And got to go to the village’s petting zoo. While they were walking around Nancy shouted”Hey can I ride that lion.” Nick then said” Oh…. sure why not.” Joe then said” Isn’t that your king.” Nick replied in an angry voice” AGAIN…. THAT’S….. NARNIA.” When Nancy got on the lion the lion felt uncomfortable. So then lion Jump’s around and knocks Nancy down.


Chapter 3 The quest begins


Nancy got up and said” That…was…awesome.” Then nick took them to his house and told them he knew were their mom was. They all asked were she was and he said it was in the tallest mountain. So they all said at the same time” Well lets go then.” So they took a bus to the mountain and then nick said “we will have to walk from here.” Chestnut replied” what we have to walk now awe …well lets go then.” They walking and and they got half way there wen chestnut said” I got to pee.” So he went behind a rock and said” It’s cold here.” So wen chestnut was done peeing they started to walk again. And they kept on walking for an hour until they got to the top. And at the top there was this huge mansion. And before they knocked they fell down a secret door. And in that door was their mom.

Chapter 4 Finally back home

When they saw her Tim and Alex gave her a huge hug. And then they started to look for a way out. While looking Nancy found a huge door. They went through it and outside they saw a bunch of ninjas. And they started to get chased around like in Scooby Doo. When they escaped the mansion they quickly got on a bus. They ran to the small door and went through it. When they got out they locked and hidden the door behind the TV. And they were all once again safe at home with their mom.

Publication Date: 11-09-2011

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