Ms.Sarcastic - Rashel Jordan (interesting books to read in english .txt) 📗

till you're gettin'
Gettin' me
You're not livin' till you're livin'
Livin' for me
This is the potential breakup song
Our album needs just one
Oh baby please, please tell me

We got along, we got along
We got along until you did that
Now all I want is just my stuff back
Do you get that?
Let me repeat that, I want my stuff back

You can send it in a box
I don't care just drop it off
I won't be home!
'Cause without me you know you're lost
Minus you I'm better off
Soon you will know

You're not livin' till you're livin'
Livin' with me
You're not winnin' till you're winnin'
Winnin' me
You're not gettin' till you're gettin'
Gettin' me
You're not livin' till you're livin'
Livin' for me

You can try, you can try
You know I know it'd be a lie
Without me you're gonna die
So you better think clearly, clearly
Before you nearly, nearly
Mess up the situation
That your gonna miss dearly, dearly, c'mon

You're not livin' till you're livin'
Livin' with me
You're not winnin' till you're winnin'
W-w-w-winnin' me

You're not gettin' till you're gettin'
Gettin' me
You're not livin' till you're livin'
Livin' for me

This is the potential breakup song
Our album needs just one
Oh baby, please, please tell me

This is the potential makeup song
Please just admit you're wrong
Which will it be? Which will it be?"
"How come you never told me you could sing?" Lily said.
"Oh,I don't know. Maybe because you never asked?" I said dryly.
"So are you going to sing in the talent show?" Lily giggled.
"No. Can you see me up on stage singing?" I snorted.
"Oh, come on! You just hit every note in that song and you have a rockin' voice! Please!" Lily begged.
"No."
"I will make us late, or better yet, stop this car!" she threatened. I gasped.
"You wouldn't!" I narrowed my eyes at her. She smirked and pulled the car over and turned off the engine.
"Okay, okay! You win! Jeesh, you're scary sometimes." I muttered.
"I knew you'd see things my way." she laughed. We got to the diner in less than 5 minutes, with 3 minutes to spare. We got out of the car, but my foot got caught and I fell on the concrete. 2 feet in grey and black Nike high tops appeared in front of my face. I looked up and saw Webster's face. He helped me up.
"Did you just fall?" he asked.
"No, the concrete got up and slapped me in the face!" I said, stomping into the diner. I clocked in. Man, people are so stupid. If you just saw me fall, why would you ask?
"Why are you so mean to me?" Webster asked,pouting.
"If you ask stupid questions, of course your going to get a sarcastic come back, especially from me." I sighed. He shook his head.
"So, what can I get you?" I asked.
"What?" he asked.
"You are sitting in my serving area. What do you want to eat?" I said.
"Oh. I'll have the bacon cheeseburger with fries and a large Sprite." he said. I took his menu.
"That will be right up." I said. I gave our cook the the order. I got the Sprite and went back to his table. But, 2 more boys were there.
"What can I get you boys?" I asked.
"You." one of them said.
"I'm sorry,that's not on the menu." I smiled.
"Can I get the same thing he's having?" the other asked. I nodded. Atleast somebody isn't trying to hit on me. I told Elliot, the cook, to make 2 more of that order and got 2 more Sprites. I went back to their table.
"Here you go." I said.
"Will you go out with me this Saturday?" the guy asked.
"Sorry,I'm having a headache this weekend." I said.
"Dude, you just got rejected." Nice Guy said.
"No, not yet." Dumb Guy waved his finger.
"Can I have your name?" he asked.
"Why? Don't you have your own?" I retorted.
"I can tell that you want me." he smirked.
"Yeah, you caught me. I really, really want you...to leave." I said. The other boys laughed at him.
"Order up!" I heard Elliot yell. I went to the steaming plates of food, gave it to the boys, and looked at the clock. It was half past 5. I smiled and went over to my break table. My table was 3 tables away from the boys. I smiled and texted a friend of mine.

Me: Hey, I'm on break. Hurry, only 25 mins.left :)
Him: I knw I knw, I'm on mi way.

Three minutes later the door opened and in walked my second best friend, Magnus. He was about 6'5, had dark brown hair, and grey eyes. He had a look on his face that said he was going to hug me. Now, I'm not a big touchy feely fan. I squeaked and backed up. Once he spotted me, he ran over, and not only hugged me, but picked me up bridal style. I held on to his neck with my life.
"I swear, if you drop me I will give you Hell." I hissed in his ear. He chuckled and sat down in my booth with my legs on his lap.
"You did that once, I didn't like it. It hurt. Alot." he scrunched up his nose. I smiled.
"Well, it's not supposed to feel good." I said. He looked around.
"Why are those boys over there staring?" he whispered in my ear.
"At school, no one knows if I have a boyfriend, so I'm guessing they think you're my boyfriend." I whispered back.
"I like that idea." he purred. You see, Magnus and I, we think alike. He put a serious face on and walked over to the boys' table.
"I heard you were hitting on my girlfriend." he said.
"It-it was just some harmless flirting." he stuttered. I was secretly video taping the whole thing on my phone.
"If I hear about it again, your dead." he hissed. Wow, he is a good acter.
"I swear it won't happen again." he stuttered.
"Good." and then, Magnus burst out laughing. I stopped taping and laughed, too.
"What's so funny?" Webster asked.
"You guys actually thought was my boyfriend! Ha, this is going on YouTube." I said.
"Yes! I still have a chance!" Nice Guy yelled.
"You know, I really need to know your names." I said, after laughing.
"My name is Ace.'' said Nice Guy.
"My name is Jayden." Dumb Guy said.
"And your name is?" Ace asked.
"It's in the phone book." I said.
"But I don't know your number." he said.
"That's in the phone book,too."I said as I took their dishes and put them in the dirty stack. Ah,freedom. My shift was over, but Lily wouldn't be home until 8 P.M. Which was good for me because today was her birthday, everyone at school knew but didn't say anything because we throwing her a surprise party. I looked over at the boys, Ace, Webster, Jayden, and Magnus.
"Come on, we're going to my house." I said.
"Why?" Magnus asked.
"So I can kill you, just come on." I said leading the way.
"You know, I've been your friend for what, 5 years, and I've never been to your house." Magnus said thoughtfully.
"No one has ever been to my house before, dip-shit." I rolled my eyes. Magnus just glared playfully.
"Well come on, Pets." I said, climbing into Magnus's car.
Make-Up is for girls, I use flour

We all rolled up to my house and hopped out. I heard a whistle.
"This is what you call a house?" Jayden asked. I put my hand on my hip.
"No, I call it a cave." I opened the front door and walked in, I heard the boys walking in behind me.
"Well, damn. Did you rob a bank?" Ace muttered.
"The decorations are in that closet, put them up. I'll be down in 10 minutes." I called as I ran up the stairs. I ran into my room and tossed off my shirt and jeans. I put on a pair of gray sweat pants and a gray fitted tee that stopped right above my belly button. I put on some gray fluffy socks and jumped down the stairs. The boys were just finishing the pink and yellow streamers.
"I'm impressed. Now, someone help me with the cake. Everyone else, go make some calls and spread the news of a birthday party for Lily at Silver's." I said. Webster chose to help me with the cake.
Once we were in the kitchen, I got out the ingredients.
"We're starting from scratch? I thought we were just going to make one from the box." he said.
"Spoiled much?" I snorted. I put the eggs in the big mixing bowl and pointed at the flour and turned my back on him to read the recipe I made. When I turned around, flour was on my face.
"Oh, my gosh. I am so sorry. I swear I didn't do it on purpose." he pleaded. I smiled.
"It's okay." I said. When he turned his back, I took the cup of flour and poured it over his head.
"What the hell?!" he yelled.
"Now, we're even."
"I said it was an accident!" he yelled throwing more flour on me. I cracked an egg over his head. He gasped and was about to crack one over my head, but Magnus came and picked me up and out of the kitchen.
"What the hell, Silver?" he asked, getting a wet rag and started wiping flour of my face.
"He started it. He threw flour in my face, so you know, I had to get even." I shrugged my shoulders. Magnus shook his head and laughed. I raised a brow at him.
"Sometimes, I worry about you. Are you sure you're not going physco?" I asked. Magnus just laughed harder.
"Okay then, crazy person." I muttered, slowly backing away from him.
"Me? You're worried about me? Who's the one with flour all over her face?" he said while laughing. I backed up even more, if possible.
"And yet, you're the one laughing hysterically." I whispered. Magnus fell to the ground holding his belly. I tip-toed past him and ran quietly upstairs. I wiped all the flour off of my face and my hair. Then, I ran back downstairs.

Creepin'