Random Parodys 2 - Chibi Tokiwa, Naebot44 Orange (free ebook reader .TXT) 📗

Forenote

Hello every random one, its Chibi-Chan here (duh) and these are a few more songs for my parody series :p

 

Have Fun!!!

For The First Time in Forever Parody

 

The windows don’t open, Neither does that door

Why don’t they do that anymore?

Why don’t we own any salad plates?

 

For years I could roam anywhere

Since when was this locked up and bare?

Why did they close the gates?

 

Where are the actual people?

This is so creepily strange

Of course I’m not ready for this change

 

Cause for the first time in forever

There is no music or light

For the first time in forever

I’m not dancing through the night

 

I don’t want to be lonely

But I’m defiantly in that zone

Cause the first time in forever

I’m all alone.

 

I can’t believe I can’t see anyone

Now I can’t meet the one.

 

No more gowns and no more balls

No more dancing with you all

No more sophisticated grace

No more seeing him standing there

That beautiful stranger tall and fair

No more chocolate to eat.

 

No more laughing all evening

Why is this so bizarre?

Nothing like the life I’ve led so far

 

For the first time in forever

There’ll be quiet, there’ll be hush

For the first time in forever

I won’t be noticed by the one

 

And I know I am totally crazy

To be dreaming of such fun

But for the first time in forever

I won’t have a chance

 

It won’t end tomorrow

And it’s not just today

Cause for the first time in forever

For the first time in forever

Everyone’s in my way!

This'll be the day parody

 

They see you as small and shy

They see you as just a thing

Surprise when they realise that are actually a human

 

Jump into the largest fights

Launch into your best times

The mask that you hid behind Is about to shatter

 

We are fighting

Defending the younger

Our existence is wonder

 

This'll be the time you fought for

This'll be the time you knock down those doors

No time for disillusions

Get ready for the solution

Welcome to the world of different revolutions

Welcome to the world of insane evolutions

This time, no need to open minds

No stories can be told

Victory is in the strongest mind

 

This world needs a brilliant fighter

This world needs to get out of harm

No point in a romantic life or fairy tales, who needs charm?

 

The goodness won't stay forever

The harm is coming back

The world has another side

With evil at it's heart

 

Goodness gather

Day and night aren't together

Darkness seems to last forever

This'll be the time you fought for

This'll be the time you knock down those doors

No time for disillusions

Get ready for the solution

Welcome to the world of different revolutions

Welcome to the world of insane evolutions

This time, no need to open minds

No stories can be told

Victory is in the strongest mind

 

Abstract Nonsense Parody

 

Kissing, talking, being romancy I can see them right now

They won't leave, my minds gonna explode

Whatever I try to do to block them all out

 

This unromantic heroine!

 

My ears are picking up another kind of disgusting talk,

The people you see are just romantic idiots,

They're wasting time together, they think they can't be alone.

 

Keep being yucky!

 

Ah, spend time together and then cut it off.

Ah, kiss and then hit how strange can humans be!

 

It's all so different,

Why can't I fit in?

Trying to act like them.

 

It's all so romantic,

Too many emotions.

I just can't romance like them!

 

It's all so different,

Why can't I fit in?

Hearts getting sore from breaking.

 

It's all so romantic

Too many emotions

I'm just giving up and being single in the meantime

 

All that I ever see are people being covered in lies,

Even though their brains are always able to work,

And everyone is being made promises to.

 

Build your own family!

 

I follow stories,

Couples that are together and not,

Didn't you know this girls in a relationship now?

She follows examples so she is never left behind

 

What a waste of time!

 

Ah, cheat and then "turn over a new leaf"

Ah, how many times have you quit a romance?

They never change!!

 

It's all so different

Why can't I fit in?

Kissing to fill the awkward gap

 

It's all so romantic,

Too many emotions

When you can't love anymore.

 

It's all so different

Why can't I fit in?

Sinking even deeper in the pit of love.

 

It's all so romantic,

Too many emotions,

Only way to end is breaking someone's heart!

 

Ah, hug and then leave how different am I know?

Ah, break up and then love

How stupid am I now?

 

It's all so different

Why can't I fit in?

Even if I copy what I've seen

 

It's all so romantic

Too many emotions

I can't copy well enough

 

I'll stop now!

 

It's all so different,

Why can't I fit in?

Break it off so I can leave

 

It's all so romantic,

Too many emotions

Even though its just a voice but,

It's hitting me hard,

i can't help but crying in the end

 

No-one to love that's for sure

My heart is breaking right now

Move on anyhow

Please don't talk to me I'm not worth your time!

 

If time could just heal my heart.

Trick and Treat Parody

 

Time to sleep,

Time to sleep,

Into dreamland you will chase after things that you really want.

 

Christmas time,

Christmas time,

It's very close, can you feel it all around only one sleep away!

 

Quickly now, hurry around,

Santa Claus is getting closer can't you hear his sleigh sound?

 

Come on in, time to begin?

Lets play some Christmas music now,

Ready lets go!

 

Candy sticks and Christmas tricks go hand in hand like deer at a dam,

Think of it like you're tossing and turning and you never can,

Sleep again, and dreams just fall away, your excitement won't stay at bay.

Just enjoy it, it's always fun

Just hurry up and sleep now!

 

Wake,

And remember fun is best when you are surrounded by friends so much you can't leave,

Dragged from the tree,

You open the gift,

Try not to laugh!

 

Don't lose your head!

Your wrapping spread,

All over the floors,

Try to clean but more is spread,

Giving up now,

Who cares!

 

Shine through the dark,

The Christmas tree is all decked out in lights,

Crackers to pull,

All of the happy feelings are growing with all their might.

 

And what I spied there,

Peeking beyond a few branches of the Christmas tree.

 

Festive lights light up

Glowing nice and bright, spreading light and festive cheer.

 

Oh me, oh my,

What's with this light?

Why did it blink and shudder out?

 

If these lights really don't work,

Then maybe I'll just buy some more,

Hey come on, please work, you are the brightest lights we have.

 

Just throw them out,

They're not expensive,

Lets just go and fetch some more!

 

Are you excited?

No need to laugh,

Like a hyena who has heard a good joke,

Or would you like some nice strong tea to stop your laugh before it's to late?

 

Come join the fun,

Nice and full of love,

Welcome to our Christmas lunch.

 

All that we ask is nothing much,

Just bring a good sense of fun!

 

Hey can we have a nice laugh?

Are you laughing?

Are you really laughing?

 

I need to know,

If you're having fun,

You play by the rules we make very well!

 

Enjoy your time and take some candy so you believe in our decency,

We call it Christmas Time.

 

Now it's time to depart for a while,

So see you very soon,

Have lots of fun!

Young hearted kids parody (as suggested by Sean Ökami Kitsune)

 Remembering childhood,

The fun, the pain, the life,

The ideas there inside me,

Forever remind me of you.

 

It's funny, you know

we'll live many more days,

these are our best days,

they always have to end.

 

Ready, I know!

The times are too slow,

We were always seen, things to believe,

we never could let go,

of the things that made us,

BEST FRIENDS

BEST FRIENDS

 

the fun we remember together,

a simple secret handshake,

time don't stay this easy,

I should have warned you.

 

its funny, you know,

we'll remember many more days,

pain, hate and everything else.

will never seem to have ends.

 

Ready, I know!

The times are too slow,

We were always seen, things to believe,

we never could let go,

of the moments that made us,

BEST FRIENDS

BEST FRIENDS

 

Ready, I know!

The times are too slow,

We were always seen, things to believe,

we never could let go...

 

Ready, I know!

the times are too slow

we were always seen, things to believe,

we could never let go

of all the moments that made us

Ready, I know!

the times are too slow,

we were always seen, things to believe,

we could never let go,

of all the moments that made us

BEST FRIENDS

BEST FRIENDS