Book I of the Bernard Follies - I Poop Myself For Fun - Judy Colella, Deleted User (classic books for 11 year olds txt) 📗

Yep. Yep, yep, yep. I'm the idiot commonly known now as Bernard. I go to author websites and try to market books to their own authors. I'm too stupid realize I can't do that. Hahaha!!! And when I'm done, I poo myself and laugh some more because even my poop isn't as stinky as what I'm doing.

Uh-oh. I think I hear my mom calling me to supper upstairs. Better change my underwear...

Publication Date: 08-19-2015

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