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Pumice, The Lava Precipices--Frozen Cataracts Of White, Black, Blood
Red, Pale Grey And Sombre Brown, Smeared Over With A Vitreous Enamel Of
Obsidian Or Pierced By Oily, Writhing Dykes That Blazed With Metallic
Scintillations. Anon Came Some Yawning Cleft Or An Assemblage Of Dizzy
Rock-Needles, Fused Into Whimsical Tints And Attitudes, Spiky,
Distorted, Over-Toppling; Then A Bold Tufa Rampart, Immaculate In Its
Beauty, Stainless As A Curtain Of Silk. And As The Boat Moved On He
Looked Into Horrid Dells Which The Rains Had Torn Out Of The Loose
Scoriae. Gaping Wounds, They Wore The Bright Hues Of Corruption. Their
Flanks Were Blotched With A Livid Nitrous Efflorescence, With Flaring
Sulphur, Unhealthy Verdure Of Pitchstone, Streaks Of Arsenical
Vermilion; Their Beds--A Frantic Maze Of Boulders.
He Beheld This Crazy Stratification, This Chaos Of Incandescent Nature,
Sent In A Flame Of Deep Blue Sky And Sea. It Lay There Calmly, Like
Some Phantasmagoric Flower, Some Monstrous Rose That Swoons Away, With
Upturned Face, In A Solar Caress.
He Saw It With The Eye. His Mind Was Elsewhere. He Was Trying, In
Honest And Relentless Fashion, To Discover Himself. What If His Human
Values Were Really Wrong?
Thomas, The Doubting Apostle. . . .
Africa Had Made Him Think; Had Made Him More Silent And Reflective Than
Ever. And Now This Sudden Strange Stimulus Of Nepenthe--It Was Driving
His Thoughts Headlong, Out Of Their Old Grooves.
Here Was Keith, A Man Of Altogether Different Stamp, Drawing
Conclusions Which He Dared Not Formulate For Himself. How Far Were They
Applicable, Those Old Hebrew Precepts, To Modern Conditions? Were They
Still Availing As Guides To Conduct?
"You Are A Candid Person, Keith, And I Think I Am. I Sincerely Try To
Be. Will You Tell Me What You Think? You Seem To Have A Quarrel With
Moses And His Commandments, Which We Are Taught To Regard As The
Keystone Of Ethics. I Don't Want To Discuss Things. I Want To Listen To
The Opinions Of A Man So Different From Myself As You Are. It May Do Me
Good. And I Think I Could Stand Almost Anything," He Added, With A
Laugh, "In This Landscape--In This Clear Pagan Light, As You Call It."
"I Used To Be Interested In Such Things As A Boy. I Suppose All
Respectable Boys Are; And I Was Respectable Even At That Tender Age.
Nowadays, Though I Still Pick Up An Oriental Rug Now And Then, I Have
No Further Use For Oriental Gods."
"What Is Your Objection To Them?"
Mr. Keith Paused Before Replying. Then He Said:
"The Drawback Of Oriental Gods Is That They Have Been Manufactures By
The Proletariat For The Use Of The Aristocracy. They Act Accordingly;
That Is, They Distil The Morality Of Their Creators Which I Consider A
Noxious Emanation. The Classic Gods Were Different. They Were Invented
By Intellectualists Who Felt Themselves Capable Of Maintaining A Kind
Of Comradeship With Their Deities. Men And Gods Were Practically On A
Level. They Walked Hand In Hand Over The Earth. These Gods Belonged To
What One Might Call The Horizontal Or Downstairs Variety."
"And Those Others?"
"Oh, They Are The Upstairs Or Vertical Type. They Live Overhead. Why
Overhead? Because They Have Been Created By The Proletariat. The
Proletariat Loves To Humiliate Itself. Therefore They Manufacture A God
Who Approves Of Grovelling, A God Who Can Look Down Upon Them. They
Exalt This Deity To An Infinite Degree In Point Of Goodness And
Distance, And In So Doing They Inevitably Abase Themselves. Now I
Disapprove Of Grovelling. That Means I Disapprove Of Upstairs Gods."
"Upstairs Gods--"
"If You Walk Into My Front Door As A Distinguished Visitor I Am Happy
To Show You The Place. You Can Prowl About The Garden, Poke Your Nose
Into The Pantry And Learn, If It Amuses You, All About My Private Life.
But If You Rent A High Attic Overlooking My Premises And Stair Out Of
Your Window All Day Long, Watching My Movements And Noting Down
Everything I Do, Why, Damn It, I Call That Vulgar. Staring Is Bad Form.
Vertical Gods Are Inquisitive. I Don't Like To Be Supervised. I Don't
Care About This Dossier Business. My Garden Is For You And Me To Walk
About In, Not For Outsiders To Stare Into. Which Reminds Me That You
Have Not Been To See Me Lately. You Ought To Come And Look At My
Cannas; You Really Ought! They Are In Magnificent Bloom Just Now. When
Shall It Be?"
Mr. Keith Seemed To Be Already Tired Of The Subject. In Fact He Was As
Near Being Bored As Ever He Allowed Himself To Be. But The Other
Refused To Let The Conversation Be Side-Tracked. He Wanted To Know.
"Vertical And Horizontal Gods. . . . Dear Me. Sounds Rather Profane."
"I Have Not Heard That Word For Quite A Long Time."
"You Don't Feel The Need Of Any Kind Of Superior Being To Control Human
Affairs?"
"Not Up To The Present. I Can Find No Room In My Cosmos For A Deity,
Save As A Waste Product Of Human Weakness, An Excrement Of The
Imagination. If You Gave Me The Sauciest God That Ever Sat On A Cloud
Or Breakfasted With The Village Idiot--'Pon My Word, I Shouldn't Know
What To Do With Him. I Don't Collect Bric-A-Brac Myself, And The
British Museum Is Dreadfully Overstocked. Perhaps The Duchess Could
Make Some Use Of Him, If He Specialized In Lace Vestments And Choral
Mass. By The Way, I Hear That She Is Going To Be Admitted Into The
Roman Church Next Week; There Is To Be A Luncheon After The Ceremony.
Are You Going?"
"Vertical And Horizontal Gods. . . . I Never Heard That Distinction
Made Before."
"It Is A Difference, My Dear Heard. Mankind Remains In Direct Contact
With The Downstairs Variety. That Simplifies Matters. But The Peculiar
Position Of Those Others--Perpendicularly Overhead At A Vast
Distance--Necessitates A Troublesome Code Of Verbal Signals,
Unintelligible To Common Folk, For The Expression Of Mutual Desires.
You Cannot Have Any God Of This Kind Without Some Such Cumbrous
Contrivance To Bridge Over The Gulf And Make Communication Possible. It
Is Called Theology. It Complicates Life Very Considerably. Yes," He
Pursued, "The Vertical-God System Is Not Only Vulgar; It Is Perplexing
And Expensive. Think Of The Wastage, Of The Myriads Of People Who Have
Been Sacrificed Because They Misinterpreted Some Enigmatical Word In
The Code. Why Are You Intent On These Conundrums?"
"Well, Partly At Least, It's Quite A Practical Matter. You Know That
American Millionaire, Van Koppen, And The Scandal Attached To His
Peculiar Habits? It Made Me Wonder, Only Yesterday--"
But At This Juncture The Tiresome Old Boatman Lifted Up His Voice Once
More.
"See That High Cliff, Gentlemens? Funny Thing Happen There, Very Funny.
Dam-Fool Foreigner Here, He Collect Flowers. Always Collecting Flowers
On Bad Rocks; Sometimes With Rope Round Him, For Fear Of Falling; With
Rope, Ha, Ha, Ha! Nasty Man. And Poor. No Money At All. He Always Say,
'All Italians Liars, And Liars Where Go? To Hell, Sure. That's Where
Liars Go. That's Where Italians Go.' Now Rich Man He Say Liar To Poor
Man. But Poor Man, He Better Not Say Liar To Rich Man. That So,
Gentlemens. One Day He Say Liar To Nice Old Italian. Nice Old Man
Think: 'Ah, You Wait, Putrid Puppy Of Bastard Pig, You Wait.' Nice Old
Man Got Plenty Good Lot Vineyards Back Of Cliff There. One Day He Walk
To See Grapes. Then He Look To End Of Cliff And See Rope Hanging. Very
Funny, He Think. Then He Look To End Of Rope And See Nasty-Man Hanging.
That So, Gentlemens. Nasty-Man Hanging In Air. Can't Get Up. 'Pull Me
Up,' Says He. Nice Old Man, He Laugh--Ha, Ha, Ha! Laugh Till His Belly
Hurt. Then He Pull Out Knife And Begin To Cut Rope. 'See Knife?' He
Shout Down. 'How Much To Pull Up?' Five Hundred Dollar! 'How Much?'
Five Thousand! 'How Much?' Fifty Thousand! Nice Old Man Say Quite
Quiet: 'You No Got Fifty Thousand In The World, You Liar. Liars Where
Go? To Hell, Sure. That's Where Liars Go. That's Where You Go, Mister.
To Hell.' And He Cut Rope. Down He Go, Patatrac! Round And Round In
Air, Like Firework Wheel, On To First Rock--Pa-Pa-Pa-Paff! Six Hundred
Feets. After That He Arrive, All Messy, In Water. That So, Gentlemens.
Gone Where To? Swim To Philadelphia? I Don't Think! Him Drownded, Sure.
Ha, Ha, Ha! Nice Old Man, When He Come Home That Morning, He Laugh. He
Laugh. He Just Laugh. He Laugh First Quiet, Then Loud. He Laugh All The
Time, And Soon Family Too. He Laugh For Ten Days, Till He Nearly Die.
Got Well Again, And Live Plenty Good Years After. In Paradise To-Day,
God Rest His Soul! And Never Found Out, No Never. Fine Judge On
Nepenthe. Always Fine Judge Here. He Know Everything, And He Know
Nothing. Understand? All Nice People Here. That So, Gentlemens."
He Told The Tale With Satanic Gusto, Rocking Himself To And Fro As
Though Convulsed With Some Secret Joy. Then, After Expectorating
Violently, He Resumed The Oars Which Had Been Dropped In The Heat Of
Gesticulation.
The Bishop Was Pensive. There Was Something Wrong With This
Story--Something Fundamentally Wrong. He Turned To Keith:
"That Man Must Be A Liar Too. If, As He Says, The Thing Was Never Found
Out, How Can He Have Learnt All About It?"
"Hush, My Dear Fellow. He Thinks I Don't Know, But I Do. It Was His Own
Father To Whom The Adventure Occurred."
"The Adventure?" Said Mr. Heard.
"The Adventure. Surely You Are Not Going To Make A Tragedy Of It? If
You Cannot See The Joke Of That Story, You Must Be Hard To Please. I
Nearly Died Of Laughing When I First Heard It."
"What Would You Have Done?"
"If I Had Been The Botanist? I Would Not Have Made Myself Disagreeable
To The Natives. Also, I Would Not Have Got Myself Into A Tangle With
That Rope."
"You Think He Ought To Have Cut It?"
"What Else Could The Poor Fellow Do? It Strikes Me, Heard, You Attach
Some Inordinate Importance To Human Life."
"It's All Rather Complex," Sighed The Bishop.
"Now That Is Really Interesting!"
"Interesting?"
"Why Should You Find It Complex, When I Find It Simple? Let Me See. Our
Lives Are Perfectly Insignificant, Aren't They? We Know It For A Fact.
But We Don't Like It. We Don't Like Being Of No Account. We Want Some
Thing To Make Us Feel More Valuable Than We Are. Consequently We Invent
A Fiction To Explain Away That Insignificance--The Fiction Of A
Personality Overhead Everlastingly Occupied In Watching Every Single
One Of Us, And Keenly Engrossed In Our Welfare. If This Were The Case,
We Would Cease To Be Insignificant, And We Might Try To Oblige Him By
Not Killing Each Other. It Happens To Be A Fiction. Get Rid Of The
Fiction, And Your Feeling Of Complexity Evaporates. I Perceive You Are
In An Introspective Mood. Worrying About Some Pastoral Epistle?"
"Worry About My Values, As You Would Say. Up To The Present, Keith, I
Don't Seem To Have Had Time To Think; I Had To Act; There Was Always
Something Urgent To Be Taken In Hand. Now That I Am Really Lazy For The
First Time, And In This Stimulating Environment, Certain Problems Of
Life Keep Cropping Up. Minor Problems, Of Course; For It Is A
Consolation To Know That The Foundations Of Good Conduct Are Immutable.
Our Sense Of Right And Wrong Is Firmly Implanted In Us. The Laws Of
Morality, Difficult As They Often Are To Understand, Have Been Written
Down For Our Guidance In Letters That Never Change."
"Never Change? You Might As Well Say, My Dear Heard, That These Cliffs
Never Change. The Proof That The Laws Of Good Conduct Change Is This,
That If You Were Upright After The Fashion Of Your Great-Grandfather
You Would Soon Find Yourself In The Clutches Of The Law For Branding A
Slave, Or Putting A Bullet Through Someone In A Duel. I Grant That
Morality Changes Slowly. It Changes Slowly Because The Proletariat,
Whose Product It Is, Does The Same. There Is Not Much Difference, I
Imagine, Between The Crowds Of Old Babylon And New Shoreditch; Hence
Their Peculiar Emanations Resemble Each Other More Or Less. That Is Why
Morality Compares So Unfavourably With Intellectuality, Which Is The
Product Of The Upper Sections Of Society And Flashes Out New Lights
Every Moment. But Even Morality Changes. The Spartans, A Highly Moral
People, Thought It Positively Indecent Not To Steal. A Modern Vice,
Such As Mendacity, Was Accounted A Virtue By The Greatest Nation Of
Antiquity. A Modern Virtue, Like That Of Forgiving One's Enemies, Was
Accounted A Vice Proper To Slaves. Drunkenness, Reprobated By Ancients
And Moderns Alike, Became The Mark Of A Gentlemen In Intermediate
Periods."
"I See What You Are Driving At. You Wish Me To Think That This
Fictitious Value, As You Would Call It--This Halo Of Sanctity--With Which
We Now Invest
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