Etiquette and Vitriol by Nicky Silver (classic fiction .txt) š
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TOMMY: I have ambitions.
GRACE: Itās obvious. You have winning ways.
EMMA: You may not be able to tell by looking at him now, Mother, but Tommyās going to be very important.
GRACE: Head waiter?
TOMMY: There are no head waiters in Salad City.
GRACE: I donāt mean to be unenthusiastic. Really, I donāt. Iāve no intentions of squashing your romance, but Emma, I have to say, I have my doubts.
EMMA: Why canāt you be supportive?
GRACE: I just donāt think a waiter is for you.
EMMA: I hate you!
GRACE: My daughter is used to the finer things. Godiva chocolates. Prescription pills.
TOMMY: I wonāt be a waiter forever.
EMMA: You just donāt want me to be happy!
TOMMY: I have plans.
GRACE: Thank goodness. What are they?
TOMMY: Iām thinking of going into law. Or medicine. Or maybe banking.
GRACE: Mr. Duncan is in banking.
TOMMY: But what I really want to do is direct.
EMMA: Tommyās a genius.
TOMMY: I love the movies.
GRACE: I never go.
TOMMY: Youāre kidding!
GRACE: Sex and violence, violence and sex. Bare breasts and imitation butter.
TOMMY (Passionate): Have you ever seen Hiroshima, Mon Amour?
GRACE: I missed it.
TOMMY: I have vision!
EMMA: Mother. I love Tommy. And I intend to marry him.
GRACE: I see. (Pause) Well, first thing weāll have to do is get you out of that restaurant. It really wonāt do. Where do you live?
TOMMY: When I left the orphanage, I took a furnished room on Market Street.
GRACE: I see.
TOMMY: But I had to give it up, tips not being what Iād hoped for.
EMMA: They expect him to wear tight jeans and keep his shirt unbuttoned.
TOMMY (Ashamed): Did you ever see The Night Porter?
GRACE: No. And now?
TOMMY: I have a lean-to on Lancaster Pike.
GRACE: Oh.
TOMMY: Itās not bad. Itās nice reallyāexcept when it rains.
GRACE: Hmmmm. (Pause) I know! Youāll stay here! With us!
TOMMY: Wellā
EMMA: Thatās a wonderful idea!
TOMMY: Iām afraid I couldnāt do that.
GRACE: Why not?
TOMMY: I have my pride.
EMMA: Tommy!
TOMMY (Proud): Did you ever see The Grapes of Wrath?
GRACE: Iāll tell you whatāyou can earn your keep!
TOMMY: Doing what?
GRACE: Well, Flo seems to be in absentia. You can be the maid!
TOMMY: I donāt knowā
EMMA (To Grace): Youāre a genius!
TOMMY: I donāt thinkā
GRACE: Perhaps Mr. Duncan could find you something at the bank, but I hate to ask himāheās been so overwrought lately. If you prove yourself as the maid then heāll have to give you a job!
TOMMY: Couldnāt we justā
GRACE: Itās settled. You need a job and I need a servant!
TOMMY: Butā
GRACE: No, no! Iāve decided. And when I decide something I decide it. Now, come along with me and weāll see if that old Flo left any uniforms in her closetāyouāll love the servantsā quarters. Pale blue with little ducks on the baseboardā then you can draw me a bath!
TOMMY: Emma!
GRACE (Ushering Tommy off): You can have Mondays and every other Sunday off. Unless of course weāre entertaining. Can you make Bananas Foster? Flo made a divine Bananas Foster!
TOMMY: Of course not.
GRACE (Exiting): Itās easy! You take several ripe bananas and a bottle of brandy, sautĆ© in butter, halve the bananas, flambĆ© and serve, at once, Ć la mode.
(Grace and Tommy are gone. Emma goes to her purse and takes a pill. She addresses the audience. As she speaks, Todd enters, unnoticed by her, through the terrace doors.)
EMMA: I know I shouldnāt. But one canāt hurt, and dear God, Iām in continual pain. My skin is killing me. I feel as if this werenāt my skin at all. Itās someone elseās skin. Itās the skin of a tiny child and itās been stretched over my body. Iām sorry, Iām Emma Duncan. Welcome. I donāt mind telling you Iām glad thatās over. Mother can be so overbearing. I know she means well. I know she loves me. I know it, I know it, I know it, I know it. But that doesnāt make her any easier to take and Tommy doesnāt have much self-confidence. But he does have beautiful hair and lips like pudding. Doesnāt he? I think I love him very much. I dream about him every nightā
TODD: Hello.
EMMA (Startled): What?!
TODD: I said hello.
EMMA: Where did you come from?
TODD: I walked from the train station.
EMMA (Nervous and afraid of him): How did you get in here?
TODD: I just want to lie down.
EMMA: I asked you a question!
TODD: The door was open.
EMMA: That door is locked!
TODD: No, itās not.
EMMA: What do you want?
TODD: I need a place to live. I need a place to sleep. Iāve been traveling so long. Iāve been walking forever.
EMMA: Donāt sit down!
TODD: Everythingās different.
EMMA: What are you talking about?
TODD: The furnitureās different.
EMMA: Different from what?
TODD: The sofa is new.
EMMA: Do you want money? Is that what you want?
TODD: I donāt want any money.
EMMA: Why are you staring at me?!
TODD: You look so different.
EMMA: Donāt come at meā
TODD: You look beautiful.
EMMA: Get out of here!
TODD: Donāt you recognize me?
EMMA: Just go, please!
TODD: You donāt remember me?
EMMA: Weāve never metā
TODD (Approaching her): Of course we have.
EMMA: Stay away!
TODD: Donāt be afraid.
EMMA: Stay where you are!
TODD: Iām your brother.
EMMA: I donāt have a brother!
TODD: Iāve been away a long time.
EMMA: My stomach hurts.
TODD: But Iām back.
EMMA: My skin is too tight.
TODD: Whatās wrong with you?
EMMA: I donāt have any brothers or sisters!
TODD: Look at me!
EMMA: My fatherāll be home soon! If you touch me, heāll kill you!
TODD: Look at me Emma!
EMMA: Heās the chief of police! Heās a Nazi! Heāll kill you!
TODD (Grabbing her): Think!
EMMA: Let me go!
TODD: Remember growing up!
EMMA: Youāre hurting me!
TODD: We played games!
EMMA: Oh God! Youāre going to rape me, arenāt you! GOD! DADDY! GOD! HELP ME!
TODD: Think!
(She breaks free.)
Emma!?
EMMA (Threatening him with a letter opener): I donāt know who you are, but get out of here or Iāll kill you myself! I WILL!
TODD: I just needed a place to stayā
(Grace rushes on.)
GRACE: Emma! What on earthās goingā (She sees Todd) Todd?
TODD: Mother.
(Grace and Todd embrace.)
EMMA (To herself): Thereās something wrong with me. Thereās something very wrong.
GRACE: Let me look at you!
TODD: How are you Mother?
GRACE: Emma, why didnāt
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