Murder in the Mix Boxed Set 28-30: Cozy Mystery by Addison Moore (books for 7th graders .txt) 📗

I’d better head back to the Honey Pot. Hope it all works out for you, Lot. I’d hate to see you go from having a husband and a boyfriend to being single once again all in one afternoon.”

Lainey cinches her diaper bag to her shoulder. “It’ll be fine. If Forest even looked at me crooked while I was pregnant with this little peanut, I’d cry and he’d feel so bad he’d give me a massage. It’s a tried-and-true tactic, Lottie. I’d use it if I were you.”

Both Keelie and Lainey scatter.

“I’ll see you at the tree lighting ceremony tonight!” I shout after them.

Dash walks in and Evie runs over to her as they exchange screaming hugs.

I look to Carlotta. “And then there was one.”

“Sorry, kid, but these kinky candles aren’t going to sell themselves.”

“Don’t worry. I’ve got a whole new customer base for you.”

I swipe up my purse and head out into the frozen December snow with Carlotta in tow as we head off to Dr. Barnette’s office.

Certainly Noah and Everett have cooled off by now.

Here’s hoping.

Noah looks to Dr. Barnette. “She was tied up and yanked God knows how many feet in the air.”

Dr. Barnette giggles as she looks to Everett. “My, my, Essex. Still up to your old tricks, I see.”

No sooner did I pee in a cup and change into my gown than Noah and Everett entered the room with looks on their faces that explicitly suggested they were about to tell the teacher all about my acrobatic antics.

Dr. Barnette looks my way with a touch of amusement. Her dark hair is pulled back, and she looks sharp as a tack with her dark-framed glasses and that white lab coat she’s wearing.

Everett’s chest widens. “I can assure you, Priscilla, my bedroom tactics had nothing to do with this one.”

I shoot him a look that screams traitor.

“Dr. Barnette”—I soften my voice a notch—“I left a platter of Christmas cookies for you and the office staff up front. It’s loaded with gingerbread men, peppermint pinwheels, peanut butter blossoms, crème brulee sugar cookies, raspberry thumbprints, snowballs, shortbread bites, and Linzers. And I even included a box just for you to take home to your family.”

“Why thank you, Lottie. I certainly appreciate that.” She sheds a tight smile from me to Carlotta.

“That’s my, Lot Lot.” Carlotta sheds a greasy grin. “Bribing her way out of a pickle with the best of them. Don’t be surprised if she threw a few fried pickles in there, too. Come to find out, they’re her specialty.”

Dr. Barnette gives a nervous laugh. “So, Lottie, how exactly did you end up airborne, and from what exactly?” She motions for me to lie down while she measures and listens to my stomach.

“Actually, it was just a silly little thing,” I start.

Carlotta barks out a laugh. “Silly if you think dangling fifty-feet off the ground from your ankle is silly. But she survived and the entire room got an eyeful of those god-awful panties she’s been wearing.”

“They were your discards, Carlotta.” It’s only fair I took her reserves. She took mine.

“Speaking of which.” She looks to the poor doctor. “Lot Lot would like a prescription to that trashy lingerie store that just opened up shop in Leeds, but she’s too embarrassed to ask. That’s why she brought me along, to ask all the tough questions.”

Dr. Barnette tips her head back as she looks at me.

Why do I get the feeling Dr. Barnette is officially the first woman to mommy shame me?

“I’m sorry, but we don’t give prescriptions for that,” she says kindly to Carlotta, but I can tell her patience is beginning to fray. “Now, Lottie. No matter what you did to get yourself in that predicament, I recommend you never do that again. A fall from that height could harm both you and the baby.”

My chest bucks as I struggle to keep my emotions in check.

“It was an accident, I swear.”

Everett takes up my hand and gives it a squeeze. “We know, Lemon,” he says it sweetly. “But we also know you didn’t need to be there.”

Noah tips his head my way as if annunciating the fact he happens to agree.

“You’re right. I didn’t need to be there,” I whisper as Dr. Barnette puts the monitor on my belly and the room explodes with the precious whomp, whomp, whomp of the baby’s beating heart.

This time I can’t stop the tears. I could have ended this precious child’s life just because I felt the need to question a suspect.

It’s clear my mothering skills are off to a lousy start.

Carlotta leans an ear this way. “The kid sounds hungry, Lot. We’d better steal a few cookies off that platter before we head on out.”

I shoot her a look. “That won’t be necessary. I have a stash in the car.”

“Everything sounds good.” Dr. Barnette helps me back to a sitting position. “The baby is measuring on track, which means he or she is about twelve inches long and weighs about two pounds. You should be feeling the baby move more regularly now. And you might even feel the baby get the hiccups. The baby will now start to respond to the sound of your voices. And lastly, let’s not forget it’s winter in Vermont, which is a slippery situation all on its own, but I’d suggest investing in a good pair of boots for yourself.”

Everett nods. “I’ll make sure that happens. My treat, Lemon. As many pairs as you like.”

“Good,” Dr. Barnette says curtly. “And, Lottie, you need to make sure you stay away from any other hazards. I trust you to use your better judgment from here on out.”

Noah lifts a finger in the air. “And maybe this is a good time to bring up the fact that sex can be harmful to the baby.”

Dr. Barnette looks momentarily confused. “No, actually, sex is quite safe. This is a good time to discuss positions that are both comfortable and beneficial for both partners.”

Noah grunts, “I’m out of here.”

“Slow down,