The crazy monkey who said " wolf" - Mrs.smiley (best ebook reader ubuntu txt) 📗

There once was 2 monkeys crazy monkeys really there names are harnold & hector.one day harnold woke up one morning,and said " wolf, wolf "
mother monkey ran up the stair as startled as can be,and said " Didnt i tell you not to bring wild animals?" harnold looked at her like she was crazy "there isnt any wild animal up here except me and you!!" " then what is that noise!!" snapped mother monkey " it was me " harnold said like he was proud of it. " i refuse to-" she was cut off "wolf wolf" mother monkey gasped " you..you.. ABOMINATION!!!!!" She yelled "i've never heard something so horrible!i'm sending you to the pound first, you jump like your a brand new rabbit learning how to jump second, you try to eat your brother last you act like a human,my oh my what am i gonna do with you im keeping you, you are one-of-a-kind but please im getting older i might die from hert attack while your here just calm abit" mother said as she calmed by the minute
then if thing weren't crazy enough hector comes home from brown egg ball practice hector said " mom you need to move out so i dont get embarrassed in front of my girl friend, we want to live alone." mother monkey had been to energized to say anything nice but it was her boys so she cooled it a little bit " NO!!!!!!!" SHE HOLLERED. Hector snapped back" just because I'm 5 doesn't mean I'm a LITTLE BOY ANYMORE I'M A MAN!!!!" As he put his skinny bones out to flex them but nothing happened harold came in with a confused face looking at his brother " what is-- you know what never mind, mom I'm going to military school..dont worry they banned me from any weapons" smiling as if to butter her up. that is when mother had lost all her energy she jst looked sarcasticly at them both " what am i going to do with you two come to me." as she forced them into a huge. "so does this mean i have your permission to go??" harnold said. mother just said flatly "no." after that they all started umbling then all of the sudden

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Publication Date: 04-25-2010

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