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robs you of sleep.  Better to just accept it and move on.

 

Not So

 

A trained monkey can do this job, but Iā€™m not certain you are up to that standard thou.

 

So So

 

Sometimes it sucks to stick your head out of your warm and safe bubble of denial and experience reality.

 

Bigly

 

I canā€™t do the big things anymore, so the little things are going to have to suffice.

 

Transparent

 

Sorry, but I see you for who you are and in your case, I canā€™t be accepting of it.

 

Abinormal

 

Iā€™m a relatively normal abnormal person, how about you?

 

Speak Last

 

Youā€™re so sure you know what the other person wants before they tell you, but you donā€™t because youā€™re not fuckin listening to what their saying.  You have already decided what youā€™re going to do.  Stop; then listen; then make your ā€œinformedā€ decision; itā€™ll cut down on a lot of frustration on both sides.

 

Failed

 

Problem with all in one devices; is that when it breaks, usually inconveniently, itā€™s all or nothing.

 

Tooled

 

Work with the tools youā€™re provided with.  If in the future you get better tools then great, but until then keep going with what you have.

 

Standing Order

 

With arms wide closed!

 

All Mine

 

In a time of crisis, Iā€™ll listen to your suggestions, but it is ultimately my decision to make alone.

 

Your Choice

 

We can sit here and play the blame game all day if youā€™d like.  Or you can just tell me what went wrong and Iā€™ll fix it and weā€™ll go with our lives in short order.

 

Whaat?

 

I donā€™t know whatā€™s going on, but then thatā€™s nothing unusual.

 

Loco

 

They said it was taken ā€œout of contextā€, thatā€™s not so if their context is different than yours.  But if their trying to screw you, well then yes.

 

Why Not

 

I find incentives to be a disincentive, just saying.

 

Different Orbit

 

I know that person is really out there since I am and they passed me by on their way out.

 

Helped

 

Sometimes extra help is of no help at all and should be declined.

 

Swift

 

Itā€™s easy to get something done fast, for anyone can half ass it.

 

Iā€™ll Get You Fired

 

Feeling entitled, time to smell the reality that youā€™re not.

 

Their Adorable

 

Their so cute in their naivety of their place in the food chain of reality.  They would at the very least have to get here on time before they can even begin to be in the running.

 

Next

 

Itā€™s well past time to change the status quo, time to shake things up and get things done.  Not this crap thatā€™s going on now.

 

Oh Yeah

 

Sometimes when Iā€™m thinking I have to stand up to get the pressure off my brain.

 

More Than It Should

 

The issue got just as much attention as it deserved, which was none, since itā€™s a nonissue only relevant in your delusions.

 

Which Is It?

 

Question, do you want me to help you?  Or are you contacting me just to act like an idiot?  Take your time with the answer.

 

One Day

 

We all like to control things; however, wisdom comes when you realize and accept that itā€™s not always possible to and then learn to go with the flow.

 

Vain

 

I did a face lift over the weekend, when I lifted my face off the pillow in the morning.

 

ProAction

 

In the time you spent discussing/whining and complaining that something didnā€™t get done.  I just went ahead and did it.  How about trying that approach next time?

 

Nah

 

Someone said to me ā€œI want you to do it my wayā€, problem with that is when I look in the mirror I wasnā€™t them, but me, so Iā€™ll do it my way thank you.

 

Not Open Too It

 

Just because you donā€™t understand a concept doesnā€™t mean it isnā€™t valid, maybe try and open your mind to new things.

 

Grey Matter

 

Donā€™t take things so literally for sometimes you need to think.  The correct answer may not be the right one for the current situation and require an alternate solution.

 

Canā€™t Be

 

Everything in your life canā€™t be the ā€œworst thing everā€, for that means nothing is good in your life.  Try to think a little more positive, even thinking ā€œit is what it isā€ is an improvement.

 

Really

 

My, donā€™t you have a keen eye for the obvious.

 

Itā€™s Happening

 

For you, Iā€™d be glad, not to help.

 

Too Late

 

I donā€™t care what you did later; the time when it really mattered you failed us at the most basic level.

 

Youā€™re Sorry

 

If youā€™re so miserable in your life that the only way you can feel good is to take your anger out on total strangers.  But strangely in the end, even this leaves you with a hollow feeling inside.  Perhaps take on the issues that are making you miserable, instead of placing that anger on everyone else.  Only you can make yourself happy.

 

Compassion

 

You could at least try to pretend to care instead of purposely ignoring the situation.

 

Letā€™s Not

 

If the stressor is caused because of stupid reasons, itā€™s not a stress worth dealing with and is best ignored.  Save your energy for important issues.

 

Is What Is

 

I let the world unfold in front of me as it may, for its pretty crazy out there and I have little influence over it.

 

Meet Them

 

Why would I want to be taken seriously if the expectation is that nothing is going to happen?

 

Brit Light

 

Letā€™s hide in the dim subdued lighting of our delusions rather than be exposed to the harsh bright lights of reality.

 

Clearer Thought

 

Sometimes when youā€™re really smart you can still be really stupid in your actions and adding sarcasm when youā€™re acting this way is not very appealing.

 

Really

 

Iā€™m going to open a business and put this announcement on the phone system when someone calls, since this is closer to reality than what is usually stated by companies.  ā€œWe strive for the highest excellence in our customer service, but that wonā€™t happen since we really donā€™t care.ā€

 

Go Ahead

 

If you want to live your life in blissful ignorance, thatā€™s your right.  But, donā€™t expect the rest of us to do the same.

 

Not Needed

 

Sorry if I donā€™t feel like doing stupid shit for the sake of obtaining more money.  You need money to exist; however, being greedy isnā€™t a great option if youā€™re really being stupid about getting it.

 

Expectation

 

If you go through life with the expectation that others will cover for all your mistakes automatically, beware, for one day your bill will come due.

 

Love It

 

I heard someone say to another, ā€œI hate to speculateā€, but then continue to do so.  So, really, they love to speculate, perhaps they should become one of those talking heads on news shows that speculate their bullshit all the time.  For who needs facts when you can have a good speculation session.

 

Wears Off

 

You find their actions cute and adorable, I find them annoying and childish and someday you may to.

 

Perfection   

 

Iā€™m one of the most imperfect people walking, thatā€™s why I enjoy watching other peopleā€™s imperfections so much.

 

Thought Thru

 

We have a random plan, but not a random situation, so now what?

 

Why Me?

 

They state, ā€œI didnā€™t ask for this to happen.ā€  However, if they were to review their actions, they pretty much did.  They just donā€™t, so it comes as a big surprise to them when it does happen.

 

Clear

 

You donā€™t understand the process because you refuse to see the reality, so it makes no sense to you.

 

No Sheep

 

I couldnā€™t sleep last night and itā€™s very difficult to find sheep around here.

 

Crossed

 

They both may run on the same wave length, but itā€™s still scrambled in their outcomes.

 

Whatever

 

One personā€™s Urgent matter is anotherā€™s Critical, yet anotherā€™s Stat matter will be anotherā€™s routine, since we all donā€™t agree on whatā€™s truly important.

 

Chance

 

You donā€™t have everything you want, but you have everything you need, so letā€™s focus on that to perhaps make you happy.

 

Stuffed

 

I try not to clutter my mind with unnecessary information, itā€™s already overloaded with your bullshit.

 

Not

 

There are shortsighted individuals with no prospects that disregard reality and do the dumbest things in the hope of creating a prospect.  Rarely works.

 

Really

 

If you go around thinking everyone else in the world is an idiot, then why would you expect anything else.

 

BS

 

The opinion of a bunch of uninformed individuals really doesnā€™t matter in the least to me and shouldnā€™t to anyone else.

 

Empty

 

Their work ethic is such that an empty desk would accomplish the same amount of work.

 

Blah

 

Iā€™m not in the mood for one of your excuses, so please keep them to yourself.

 

Please Stop

 

They keep making uninformed assumptions and it only reinforces their idiocy.

 

Truth

 

They canā€™t handle the nothingness that is their life.  They believe it should have meaning and purpose, but yet it doesnā€™t.

 

Canā€™t

 

The difference between being lazy and just canā€™t be bothered is: being lazy you donā€™t want to do it because youā€™d have to exert effort and the other you just canā€™t be bothered because you are just too tired.

 

Truth Be Told

 

You provide us with no proof to what you claim and then you expect the outcome to be beneficial to your interests.

 

Say What

 

There are those who express an unwilling willingness to be part of all willingness around them and this drives my desire for a Cabin In The Woods.

 

Do Over

 

You canā€™t make up for it once the damage is done, for whatā€™s done is done and there are no take backs in life.

 

Neck High

 

You write so many words, but yet you never get to your point, why is that?  Ever consider using fewer words to actually make your point, instead of burying it in an avalanche of words.

 

Innocence?

 

Problem is theyā€™re guilty of being themselves and thatā€™s where itā€™s hard to draw a distinction.

 

From Behind

 

You canā€™t act like youā€™re above it all for it will come up from behind and bite you in the butt.

 

Back Look

 

Theyā€™ll keep an eye on it like a blind mouse keeps an eye on their cheese.

 

Done

 

You shouldnā€™t get to it when you get to it; you should just do it and be done with it.

 

Donā€™t

 

Oh good, youā€™re observant, now go bother somebody else.

 

Justifications

 

We all have our reasons whether you agree with them or

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