Musing Of A Would Be Hermit - Sixto Ofnine (classic books for 7th graders .TXT) 📗

a shelter to get rest. 

 

Not Connected

 

I don’t like being sent around in circles when I’m trying to get something done.  I’d rather go in a crooked line. 

 

Improbable

 

If you believe you’re always right and everyone else is always wrong, then you’re definitely wrong. 

 

So So

 

If you’re looking for professionals in their field, you have come to the wrong place. 

 

Who Me?

 

They’re confused that they haven’t found anybody to blame their current situation on. 

 

Void

 

Why do I wear a hat over my ears?  Because, the sound of the wind whistling through them is very annoying. 

 

Ok

 

I got your message loud and clear, you don’t care about it, so I’ll follow your example. 

 

Bad Idea

 

If you pull people from one area to make another area’s number’s better, it will come back to bite you in the ass once the neglected area comes to light. 

 

What?

 

What’s the point of asking for help when it turns out you’re just talking to a wall. 

 

Perhaps So

 

I saw a license plate that was personalized to read, “NOTACULT”.  If you feel the need to make that statement, you’re in one. 

 

Wrong

 

That should have been your first choice, not your last, dumbass.

 

An’t Happening

 

They say they will acknowledge your message at their earliest convenience, which in this case is never.

 

At Least Try

 

If you can’t do the minimum that is required to be here, then just don’t come.

 

You Can’t

 

If you have to think about it, then you’re not.

 

My Life

 

Wait!  Put me back on hold, that’s a really awful song playing!

 

Are You Sure?

 

I called a doctor’s office and it said I was number two in line, then a minute later it says to “please be patient, we are experiencing a higher than usual call volume” ?

 

Sh@t

 

Don’t ask the question if you don’t want the answer. 

 

Not On Target

 

You’re missing the point, it’s not that they won’t let it happen, but rather they will make it happen. 

 

Not Again

 

I an’t explaining it because then you’ll understand. 

 

Truth Hurts

 

When you have been misinformed, but, you think you got it right, it’s time to take a good look in the mirror.

 

Fellow

 

It can’t always be about you, you have to think of others. 

 

Crash

 

You have come a long way to be told to go away!

 

Rethought

 

You can work to undo bad ideas learned as a child. 

 

Your Perception

 

Your definition of them doesn’t make them important to you.  However, the official definition does, so you’re screwed. 

 

Just Cause

 

Just because it sounds like something I’d come up with, doesn’t mean that I did.

 

Direct Correlation

 

Your behaviors has nothing to do with your illness? 

 

Not Risen

 

If you’re waiting for a dead person to come back to life to save us all and they’re not Jesus, you need to think on that some more.

 

I See

 

How do I know I’m sick?  I just tried to put my glasses on over the glasses I was already wearing.

 

A Crack

 

Are you so rigid in your beliefs that you can’t see the others point of view, even a little? 

 

Hold On

 

Someone’s ill-conceived notion between right and wrong can’t be allowed to get in the way of doing it correctly. 

 

Can’t Stop It

 

It’s going to evolve into something else either better or worse than it is, only time will tell. 

 

Be Prepared

 

Living life in fear is preferable to living in blissful ignorance of what’s coming.

 

Step Back

 

Just because they’re doing something stupid doesn’t mean you should barrel through it and compound it by two.

 

I Moved On

 

It’s ass(u)med I’m still doing past behaviors when I have actually moved past that.

 

Tone It down

 

I want what I want and I don’t care about your objections to giving it to me, just do it!  Yeah, not so much. 

 

 

ADDITIONAL: 5/12/20, 7/8/20, 10/3/20, 1/25/21, 5/5/21, 9/10/21, 1/23/22

 

 

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Text: HUNTER HAHM
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Cover: HUNTER HAHM
Editing: GHOST
Translation: NO ONE
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Publication Date: 02-27-2020

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Dedication:
TO THE ONES I LOVE